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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2011, 07:28:11 PM »
Could someone please refresh my feeble memory on which DUmmy it was a few months back that was revealed to have claimed membership in almost every conceivable religion that there is over a period of just a few short years?

Now, that one's news to me.

Perhaps someone else can identify.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2011, 07:42:06 PM »
Willie - Stinky the Clown

Newbie - socialist_in_TN

Broken Elbow - Omaha Steve

Golden Bouncy - Sarah Ibarruri

Top DUmmies

- Horse with no Name
- kpete
- cali
- DainBramaged
- Mineral Man
- grasswire
- nadinbrzezinski
- NNN0LHI
- progressiveinaction
- Sub Atomic
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2011, 07:56:39 PM »

As you know, madam, lots and lots of lurking primitives read this thread; in fact, by the time it's over and done with, it'll be one of the top threads in the DUmpster, just like similar ones from past years.

And there's an educational lesson (for the primitives; decent and civilized people already know this stuff) here.

Probably what's going to happen is Tucker is going to battle for his candidate for the Willie, and franksolich is going to battle just as hardly for his candidate.  It's probably a pretty good guess that neither of us is going to budge; we'll go to the bitter end.

And it's a disagreement over a pretty important issue.

However.

However.

However.

Unlike the primitives, decent and civilized people don't let such things interfere with friendship; friends don't demand that everybody think as they do; one can be friends even in the presence of serious disagreement.

Probably the primitives don't know this, but Tucker and franksolich go back a very long way, a friendship and association based upon more than just ideology.  A serious disagreement between the two of us isn't even going to cause a ripple in relations between us.

And so as mentioned, probably the next ten days the two of us are going to fight over this, neither of us giving ground.  But after it's over, no matter who the winner is, there's going to continue, as there always has been, that mutual respect for, and confidence in, each other.

You know this stuff, and other members here know this stuff, but surely it must blow the minds of primitives away, this notion that one can disagree and still be good and close friends.

The primitives should stick that up their rectal apertures and contemplate it.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2011, 10:57:44 PM »
Willie

nadinbrzezinski
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Taverner

These were my 3 finalists. Ultimately, I voted for The BIG 3. Ironic, huh?

Golden Bouncy

Sarah Ibarruri

Broken Elbow

Omaha Stevie

Newbie

Fire_Walk_With_Me


Top DUmmies of 2011

Atman
bobbolink
cali
cbayer
Chan790
Cyrano
DainBramaged
DemoTex
Eferrari
grasswire
Horse With no Name
iverglas
Judi Lynn
kentuck
kpete
Larry R. Burks
mike_c
Mineral Man
nadinbrzezinski -#1 IMHO
NNN0LHI
Omaha Steve
progressiveinaction
Proud2BlibKansan
Raven
Sarah Ibarruri
SidDithers
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Stinky the Clown
Sub Atomic
Tavener
The Straight Story
ThomWV
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William Pitt

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2011, 12:01:58 AM »
There were so many good choices this year.  I've settled on these:

WILLIE:

EFerrari


NEWBIE:

Snoutport


BROKEN ELBOW:

The Weeper (Omaha Steve)


GOLDEN BOUNCY:


Dreamer Tatum


TOP DUMMIES OF 2011:

The Weeper (Omaha Steve)

Chan790

grasswire

Sarah Ibarruri

Taverner

Horse With no Name

NNNOLHI, on coach's advice.  I'm pretty indifferent between this primitive and kentuck, which is who this spot would have went to otherwise.
 
iverglas

cali

Finally, last but not least, nadinbrzezinski.  I wasn't going to vote for her for anything, but GOBUCKS' appeal convinced me, and so I put her name out there for my final vote. 




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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2011, 12:28:22 AM »
Is campaigning so close to the polls allowed?  :lmao:

:lmao:

Now copy my votes!
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2011, 12:33:20 AM »
Here are my votes:

Willie
911 forum

Newbie
snoutport

Broken Elbow
Horse With no Name

Golden Bouncy
Dreamer Tatum

Top DUmmies of 2011
Eferrari
Horse With no Name
kentuck
nadinbrzezinski
progressiveinaction
Proud2BlibKansan
Sarah Ibarruri
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Sub Atomic
W8liftinglady

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2011, 12:33:44 AM »
I really wanted to cheat and vote for Sarah 10 times.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2011, 04:32:40 AM »
For the "Willie", I vote for the - 911 forum.  It's nice to keep the "crazies" in one nice, small, easily watched area.

For the "Newbie" - socialist_in_TN.  A resident of a bordering state.  He lives a little close to me for comfort, but it's nice to know "they" are out there, and where "they" are.  

For the "Broken Elbow" - The Straight Story.  Now, maybe, he can get those sky diving lessions to his ex-wife.

For the "Golden Bouncy" - 11bravo.  He's full of "Bravo Sierra".

And now (drum roll), for DOTY, my top 10 is -
DainBramaged,
Mineral Man,
Eferrari (always a DUmmies' DUmmie),
kentuck, (Border state resident.  Just keepin' it "in the hood")
Proud2BlibKansan (I weep for the generation that has her for a teacher),
nadinbrzezinski (Google's #1 customer in 2011),
Horse With no Name (vile creature),
Omaha Steve (Fat, DUmb, and Lazy is no way to go thru life, son.),
Sarah Ibarruri,
ThomWV (Another native of a bordering state.  He MUST live in the northern part of WV, because the ones I know in the southern part are NOTHING like him!)
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2011, 08:42:21 AM »

Uh, Revolution, sir, please re-cast your ten votes for the top primitives.

You've got 20 in red, 15 in black, which isn't computing.

I know what your problem is, no need to worry.

But we need ten names.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2011, 09:39:37 AM »
Could someone please refresh my feeble memory on which DUmmy it was a few months back that was revealed to have claimed membership in almost every conceivable religion that there is over a period of just a few short years?
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2011, 10:11:52 AM »
I just noticed there's no nomination this year for Adbot, a perennial contender.

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2011, 10:14:32 AM »
For the Willie, the award given the DUmmie who’s done the most, throughout this year and past years, to enhance the reputation and good name of democraticunderground (i.e., a primitive who made Skins’s island look good, real good):




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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2011, 10:16:27 AM »
For the newbie, the award given a DUmmie who hasn’t ever heretofore been noticed by decent and civilized people; a new face, or at least a mug that’s been around for a while, but hasn’t ever been in any of the Top DUmmie awards past years:

VOTE FOR ONE:

coalition_unwilling
farleftfist
fire_walk_with_me
iverglas
malaise
MiddleFingerMom
snoutport
socialist_in_TN
Sub Atomic
white_wolf


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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2011, 10:17:48 AM »
For the broken elbow, the award given the DUmmie who’s most grated on one, gotten on one’s nerves, by his or her constant whining, complaining, moaning, bitching, carrying on:

VOTE FOR ONE:


Stinky the Clown



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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2011, 10:18:40 AM »
For the golden bouncy, the award given the DUmmie who wrote the most entertaining, the least credible bouncy, or bouncies, during this past year, 2011:

VOTE FOR ONE:

11bravo
Dreamer Tatum
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
PCIntern
rsmith6621
Sarah Ibarruri
snoutport
Sub Atomic
Twix Voy
underground panther
wiley50



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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2011, 10:21:59 AM »
And finally, for the Top DUmmies of 2011; there’s two standards one can use when voting—(a) a primitive who especially impressed one, for any reason or reasons, during 2011 or (b) a primitive who’s usually been pretty reticent in past years, but it’s about time the primitive got recognized and rewarded for his or her yeoman’s work:

VOTE FOR TEN:

note: incumbents in bold

Atman
bobbolink (#04 top DUmmie)
cali
cbayer
Chan790
Cyrano (#18 top DUmmie)
DainBramaged (#07 top DUmmie)
DemoTex
Eferrari (#03 top DUmmie)
grasswire
Horse With no Name
iverglas
Judi Lynn
kentuck (#13 top DUmmie)
kpete
Larry R. Burks
mike_c
Mineral Man (#19 top DUmmie)
nadinbrzezinski (#17 top DUmmie)
NNN0LHI
Omaha Steve
progressiveinaction
Proud2BlibKansan (top DUmmie)
Raven
Sarah Ibarruri
SidDithers
Skinner, EarlG, Elad
Stinky the Clown (#02 top DUmmie)
Sub Atomic
Tavener (#14 top DUmmie)
The Straight Story
ThomWV
underground panther (#09 top DUmmie)
W8liftinglady
William Pitt


Eferrari (#03 top DUmmie)
Judi Lynn
mike_c
nadinbrzezinski (#17 top DUmmie)
NNN0LHI
Proud2BlibKansan
(top DUmmie)
Stinky the Clown (#02 top DUmmie)
Tavener (#14 top DUmmie)
ThomWV
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2011, 10:22:06 AM »
I just noticed there's no nomination this year for Adbot, a perennial contender.

Calpeg as well.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2011, 10:34:33 AM »
Newbie - fire_walk_with_me

Willie - lonestarnot

Golden Bong - Sarah Ibarruri

Broken Elbow - Horse With No Name



For DOTY - -

Skinner/Elad/Earl G
Kentuck
Omaha Steve
Proud2belibKansan
Taverner
ThomWV
The Straight Story
Stinky the Clown
Atman
Bobbolink



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                         !!!!!!!!! JUST SAY "NO" TO NADIN FOR DOTY !!!!!!

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2011, 10:42:20 AM »
For the Willie:

Taverner

For the newbie:

Sub Atomic (middlefingermom came in a close 2nd)

For the broken elbow:

bobbolink


For the golden bouncy:

Sarah Ibarruri


Top DUmmies of 2011
Atman
bobbolink
Eferrari
Tavener
kentuck
kpete
Sub Atomic
underground panther
Omaha Steve<-------Needs to at least win one election
nadinbrzezinski
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2011, 10:44:57 AM »
WILLIE

911 forum

newbie

white_wolf

broken elbow

Cyrano

golden bouncy

snoutport

Top DUmmies of 2011

Cyrano
DainBramaged
Horse With no Name
nadinbrzezinski
NNN0LHI
Sarah Ibarruri
Stinky the Clown
Tavener
ThomWV
underground panther

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2011, 11:04:08 AM »
Newbie - White_Wolf

Willie - Tavener

Golden Bong - Sarah Ibarruri

Broken Elbow - Sub-Atomic

For DOTY - -

Proud2BlibKansas
NNN0LHI
Nadinbrzezinski
Kentuck
Omaha Steve
Taverner
The Straight Story
Stinky the Clown
Mineral Man
ThomWV


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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2011, 11:46:45 AM »
I gotta ask, what's with all of these votes for Sarah Ibarruri for the Golden Bong?



I didn't take her tales as a bouncy. I think that her stories are true. No stretching or embellishment.
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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2011, 12:38:37 PM »
Top 10:

Cyrano
DainBramaged
kentuck
LoZoccolo
malaise
nadinbrzezinski
Stinky a/k/a hubs2sparkly
Taverner
ThomWV
Warpy

Willie - Redstone (I wrote a poem to him on his on-line memorial book explaining how stupid he, and liberals in general, are and he gave me the best response he could by keeping his idiot mouth shut.  For that, he gets a vote.)

Noob - Socialist_n_TN

Broken Elbow - Stinky a/k/a hubs2sparkly

Golden bouncy - Horse with no Brain

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Re: Official Voting Thread for the Top DUmmies of 2011
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2011, 01:38:41 PM »
I gotta ask, what's with all of these votes for Sarah Ibarruri for the Golden Bong?

I didn't take her tales as a bouncy. I think that her stories are true. No stretching or embellishment.

I'm surprised there's not more votes for her for the DOTY, but I also think she's a mole too, so I guess bouncy would fit LOL! DreamerTatum's bouncy mocking the bouncy's was pure gold.
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