Liars !!! (from the weeper)

[franksolich]

My mole had a great time messing with him. She managed to out rabid vegan him.

You know, madam, I'm beginning to wonder if I should start reporting all the lurking primitives to Skins.

He's told them time and time again to not pay any attention to us, to not come near here.

And it's good advice; he doesn't want his charges to get all bent out of shape, as they usually do when confronting the bigger wider real world outside of Skins's island.

[Karin]

My mole had a great time messing with him. She managed to out rabid vegan him.

Oh, that would have been fun to see!  Don't give any hints, I can just imagine the good times. 

Steve asks over at his thread, "does this look like a security guard to you?"  First of all, yes.  Second of all, why are you besmirching the honest job of security guard?  They serve a useful function, and make a days wage for a days work.  All honest work is noble, is it not, Steve?  If not, why not?  Are you looking down your nose at an admittedly non-glamorous job?  They're only trying to make ends meet and feed their families!  Elitist snob.  I suppose the only job that counts for you is highly over-paid union boss.  For which you lost your bid, sadly.

[Traveshamockery]

Oh, that would have been fun to see!  Don't give any hints, I can just imagine the good times. 

Steve asks over at his thread, "does this look like a security guard to you?"  First of all, yes.  Second of all, why are you besmirching the honest job of security guard?  They serve a useful function, and make a days wage for a days work.  All honest work is noble, is it not, Steve?  If not, why not?  Are you looking down your nose at an admittedly non-glamorous job?  They're only trying to make ends meet and feed their families!  Elitist snob.  I suppose the only job that counts for you is highly over-paid union boss.  For which you lost your bid, sadly.

H5! 

[GOBUCKS]

Another clue that the Weeper is still scamming the taxpayers with his disabiliity "restrictions" is that grotesque, comical beard (looks a lot like the Las Vegas Lardass). It's as funny as the tux.

On the rare occasions when the Weeper works, it's in a sewage plant. All day long, he loafs with his fellow union drones around huge vats and pools of bubbling, sloshing, splashing raw sewage. That huge, tangled, bushy beard would catch every particle of sewage overspray. It would quickly acquire an odor and appearance worthy of an Occupooper camp.

Surely, if he worked, he would shave.

[franksolich]

Another clue that the Weeper is still scamming the taxpayers with his disabiliity "restrictions" is that grotesque, comical beard (looks a lot like the Las Vegas Lardass). It's as funny as the tux.

On the rare occasions when the Weeper works, it's in a sewage plant. All day long, he loafs with his fellow union drones around huge vats and pools of bubbling, sloshing, splashing raw sewage. That huge, tangled, bushy beard would catch every particle of sewage overspray. It would quickly acquire an odor and appearance worthy of an Occupooper camp.

Surely, if he worked, he would shave.

That's a very good point.

The only time in my life I've worn my hair short was for about four months, when I was 18 years old.

I was just out of high school, and working as the night-shift cook at the local 24-hour restaurant.

Grease and franksolich don't get along; even industrial-strength high-acid shampoo couldn't get the grease out of my hair.  So I all but shaved the head, and waited until I found another job.

[Airwolf]

It could be just me but if OmahaSteve doesn';t want people talking about him then maybe posting stupid shit on an internet message board is the last thing his fat ass should be doing?  Then again no one has ever accused him of being a rocket scientist either. Tell you want Steve you want to make a deal then here is one for you. Stop trying to game the system and posting on DU and all your troubles may pass. Then again after posting those threads about how you verbaly beat down the car salesman and how you have that nice new tv you couldn't stop posting on DU if it was nothing more then scrap paper and crayons.

[franksolich]

It could be just me but if OmahaSteve doesn';t want people talking about him then maybe posting stupid shit on an internet message board is the last thing his fat ass should be doing?  Then again no one has ever accused him of being a rocket scientist either. Tell you want Steve you want to make a deal then here is one for you. Stop trying to game the system and posting on DU and all your troubles may pass. Then again after posting those threads about how you verbaly beat down the car salesman and how you have that nice new tv you couldn't stop posting on DU if it was nothing more then scrap paper and crayons.

It's obvious my fellow Nebraskan had a choice to make here, because one can't have one's cake and eat it too.

He could either run for office but have to quit hanging around Skins's island because of the notoriety it gives one, or he could hang around Skins's island but it would wreck his chances for winning office.

Omaha Steve can't do both; he can do only one thing or the other thing.

In choosing to hang around Skins's island, it's obvious Omaha's Ed Norton isn't serious about running for office.

Probably just hopes to collect some money from other primitives so he can attend some Star Trek conventions without having to pay for stuff himself.

[franksolich]

Steve asks over at his thread, "does this look like a security guard to you?"  First of all, yes.  Second of all, why are you besmirching the honest job of security guard?  They serve a useful function, and make a days wage for a days work.  All honest work is noble, is it not, Steve?  If not, why not?  Are you looking down your nose at an admittedly non-glamorous job?  They're only trying to make ends meet and feed their families!  Elitist snob.  I suppose the only job that counts for you is highly over-paid union boss.  For which you lost your bid, sadly.

I recall that when I was at the Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha, the floors seemed slippery.

Then seeing a certain phenomenon, I asked one of the hosts, "Who's the big one over there?"

The question was an innocent one; I'm more fragile than I look, and upon seeing this certain phenomenon, I had visions of him slipping and going down on top of me, meaning EMTs would have to pry me up with a spatula, and deliver me to the mortuary on a cookie-sheet.

Just trying to avoid any possible potential perils and hazards.

[FlippyDoo]

Another clue that the Weeper is still scamming the taxpayers with his disabiliity "restrictions" is that grotesque, comical beard (looks a lot like the Las Vegas Lardass). It's as funny as the tux.

On the rare occasions when the Weeper works, it's in a sewage plant. All day long, he loafs with his fellow union drones around huge vats and pools of bubbling, sloshing, splashing raw sewage. That huge, tangled, bushy beard would catch every particle of sewage overspray. It would quickly acquire an odor and appearance worthy of an Occupooper camp.

Surely, if he worked, he would shave.

That explains why in his free time he likes to post on DU. He's gotten used to spending lots and lots of time around sewage.

[franksolich]

That explains why in his free time he likes to post on DU. He's gotten used to spending lots and lots of time around sewage.

Well now, dealing with sewage is one of those jobs someone has to do, and more power to those who have the intestinal fortitude for the job.  I've been in socialist paradises where sewage is considered a decadent western capitalistic bourgeoise problem, and so it isn't dealt with, period.

With the inevitable results.

I know I couldn't do my fellow Nebraskan's job, no way.

But if compelled to do it, I'd handle it differently, so as to make the job easier.

I'd probably weigh 95 pounds, from a lack of appetite, meaning I wouldn't be messing up my back and having to use pharmaceuticals all the time.  Surplus weight after all contributes a great deal to back problems.

And I'd probably be all shaven, so the stuff doesn't stick to me, and can be quickly washed off.

It seems to me my fellow Nebraskan's making his job harder than it has to be.  It's a nasty job, but still, it could be somewhat easier on him.

And then after dealing with that stuff all day, I certainly wouldn't hang around Skins's island.

[Ballygrl]

DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Thu Dec-01-11 11:21 PM

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12. Trash hates the truth, they hide in caves like blind fish 

 We know better, let them come here for a dose of truth.....oh wait they only know lies they will never show up here, cyber bullies and libelous fools all.

Many Conservatives are at DU, they have to be under mole names though because opposing opinions aren't allowed there, but they are allowed here, so maybe you guys can register here?

[franksolich]

Hmmmmm.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Guess who's disobeying Skins.

Hi, Steve!  How's it hanging?

[franksolich]

Many Conservatives are at DU, they have to be under mole names though because opposing opinions aren't allowed there, but they are allowed here, so maybe you guys can register here?

You know, given the hostile tone of the brain-damaged primitive's posts, I'm beginning to wonder if he might be haemerrhoidal.  I've noticed people with that in them tend to be the same way.

[tanstaafl]

You are correct, Sir.
This will no doubt bruise his tender ego, where no one loses, and all are winners.
Perhaps we could award him a pink "Also Ran", ribbon.
Maybe it should say..."fifth winner".

Fifth closest finisher in a four man race.

[GOBUCKS]

I used to know a guy who was the manager of a municipal sewage treatment plant. He said citizens would often call, mistakenly believing his operation had something to do with their city sewer problems.

He'd tell them how to contact the right people, but a few would be irate, obnoxious, abusive, like DUmp democrats.

To those, he'd suggest that they write out their complaint in detail on toilet paper and flush it. He'd promise to read it as soon as it was received.

[tanstaafl]

I used to know a guy who was the manager of a municipal sewage treatment plant. He said citizens would often call, mistakenly believing his operation had something to do with their city sewer problems.

He'd tell them how to contact the right people, but a few would be irate, obnoxious, abusive, like DUmp democrats.

To those, he'd suggest that they write out their complaint in detail on toilet paper and flush it. He'd promise to read it as soon as it was received.

Gee, willigers!

wonder how I can transpose that for complainers about power outages?

Maybe tell them to write a complaint out and paperclip it into an outlet.

[Airwolf]

Gee, willigers!

wonder how I can transpose that for complainers about power outages?

Maybe tell them to write a complaint out and paperclip it into an outlet.

Nope not creative enough. Stick it into the USB port on their computers

[franksolich]

Nope not creative enough. Stick it into the USB port on their computers

You know, sir, Omaha Steve was at this thread earlier today, despite that Skins tells the primitives to stay away from here.

I wish they'd stay away from here, forget we exist.

The primitives were a great deal less inhibited when they didn't know of us.

Now that they know we're here, they're always coming over to check to see what we're saying about them, and because they know they're being watched, they act more guarded than they used to--meaning they're not quite as much fun, damn it.

[Airwolf]

The only option Frank is to hide threads from the mental giants that live on Skinners island of misfit monkeys.  Then again we don't fear them so doing that is a waste of time. Its better that we tell Der Skimmer Furher what his denizens are doing to cause him grief.

[Skul]

Fifth closest finisher in a four man race.

You not a nice man.

[docstew]

Gee, willigers!

wonder how I can transpose that for complainers about power outages?

Maybe tell them to write a complaint out and paperclip it into an outlet.

Staple it to the breaker box?

[Airwolf]

It's been three days now and nothing from that fat assed idiot OmahaSteve. What's a matter Steve you misplace your keyboard? You suddenly forget how to post some tripe about us lying about something you posted online,in your own words? Maybe Skinner told you to shu up? Eitherway your run for office will be short unlike your waistline and your temper with salespeople.

[franksolich]

It's been three days now and nothing from that fat assed idiot OmahaSteve. What's a matter Steve you misplace your keyboard? You suddenly forget how to post some tripe about us lying about something you posted online,in your own words? Maybe Skinner told you to shut up? Either way your run for office will be short unlike your waistline and your temper with salespeople.

I'll bet my fellow alum ordered him to shut up.

And it'd be good if my fellow Nebraskan obeyed Skins.

The less Omaha's Ed Norton hangs around Skins's island, the less ammunition he freely gives potential rivals for the city council in Bellevue.

[tanstaafl]

It's been three days now and nothing from that fat assed idiot OmahaSteve. What's a matter Steve you misplace your keyboard? You suddenly forget how to post some tripe about us lying about something you posted online,in your own words? Maybe Skinner told you to shu up? Eitherway your run for office will be short unlike your waistline and your temper with salespeople.
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I'll bet my fellow alum ordered him to shut up.

And it'd be good if my fellow Nebraskan obeyed Skins.

The less Omaha's Ed Norton hangs around Skins's island, the less ammunition he freely gives potential rivals for the city council in Bellevue.

Well, remember that when Omaha's Ed Norton started the thread, he did a shout-out to Skins and ordered him "to check his email".

I think Skins may have replied to the blubbering bubblebutt, setting the record straight as to who says Shit! and who then squats. I'd keep my eyes open for a 'guest' from the Omaha metro area for the next couple of months, franksolich. The Weeper from Bellvue may keep his nose out of this forum so as not to lose access to the other, lightweight (as opposed to Stuttering Steve) collection of f*ck-ups.

[Boudicca]

This campaign is going to be a three-ring circus!

The Weeper's going ballistic, and it hasn't even started yet!

Wait 'til the fur starts to really fly.

I could be wrong, having never set foot in Nebraska, but I think it's unlikely a simpleminded but outspoken Socialist will be received
enthusiastically in a military-dominated Omaha suburb.

About as enthusiastically as he'd be received as your everyday commuter flight between cities as he waded down the aisle and you were praying he wouldn't end up as your seatmate.