Happy birthday, madam!
This is a day early, as your 32nd isn't until tomorrow (Monday), but I'd be too late to have the honor of happying you first (i.e., someone else would beat me to it, and I wanted to be first).
Man, we go back a long ways; years and years, only five years shy of reaching clear back into the last century.
Never to be forgotten, the arguments at our old home about mayonnaise versus salad dressing, about real whipped cream versus chemical whipped cream, et al. And you always going away for the holidays, leaving the rest of us stranded all alone.
You know, madam, I was always torn between you and Linda22003 over at our old home; loved you both (strictly in the platonic sense, of course; franksolich doesn't steal other men's women), two women of class and grace and distinction and elegance.....that is, until I found out Linda22003 was favorably disposed towards a certain obscure state college in Pennsylvania.
You're wonderful, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
Again, happy birthday!
