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Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« on: November 20, 2011, 12:50:23 PM »
The enormous DUmmy Bennyboy, still living with his parents, is just a wandering kind of morbidly fat guy, though his longest journey so far has been to the refrigerator.

Nevertheless, he's eager to promote a DUmpmonkey hike from coast-to-coast.

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Bennyboy (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
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American Spring: OWS: Lets start walking.........TO DC!
April 1st, everyone, just start walking (ala Forrest Gump) towards Washington.

Then Occupy their asses till the cows come home. For months, more and more people will be pouring in. Some will get there right away and others (Me and other west coasters) will get there later. Coordinate the whole thing. Some go all the way and others do a leg or two. 9Like a "RUN" with pledges?)

There is enough lead time to get permits for using the roadways (Couple that with freeway cleanup along the route?) , camping and to get donations and support vehicles, mobile kitchens (legal ones?) etc.

Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
At least this epic Bennyboy migration is planned for springtime.

Remember a few years ago, when he planned to run away from home on a motorcycle trip through the southern Rockies during the dead of winter?
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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 07:58 PM
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After tommorow, I will be gone........ 
Folks, I am headed out. Sold all my stuff and getting outta Dodge. Bought a motorcycle, a new camera and am off to see the good ol US of A. Won't be posting here much, no laptop so my computer use will be limited to libraries on the road.

My only plan is to make the Obama inauguration. I am thinking of riding the CA coast to LA then taking the southern route to New Orleans. Hit the grand canyon, Taos, Santa Fe, Austin. I ahve some relatives in South carolina nd Georgia and might like to try to make NYC and Vermont sometime.....

I just cannot deal with my parents any more, Death threats, spying, fliers about what an asshole I am, accusations of theft etc. I just have to go. My Mom won't control my dad and nobody else will either. I can't take the abuse and hate to see my Mom take it.

So I am out. One thing I would like to do is meet some of you all. So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me or might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me and lt me know your contact info.

If you have any must sees on the way let me know. Cool places to stay, hostels, places I can work for a day or two etc.....

Anyways folks, it has been a pleasure being here. It has been fun, full of shits and giggles, and I hope I did not piss too many of you off.

PEACE OUT< and OBAMA forever
Bennyboy
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Of course, it never happened.

DUmmy Bennyboy running away from home, while it's his parents' fondest dream, is as likely as TwixVoy emigrating to Portugal, or Pitt getting sober.

Funny how he no longer signs off with "OBAMA forever".
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2011, 12:56:02 PM »
Whoa.

This suddenly reminded me of the gigantic primitive, the Las Vegas Lardass, and I went looking for him, but couldn't find him in any of his old haunts.

It's as if he evaporated into a black hole, the gigantic primitive.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2011, 10:39:53 AM »
I don't know about the Leviathan, but Bennyboy's running away from home letter was hilarious!

 
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might want to help me out when I am out on the road please PM me
  I'll bet his inbox was filled to capacity!  They're always begging, and they have no shame. 

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fliers about what an asshole I am

Fliers?  Like posted on a telephone pole?  "Have you seen this asshole?  He took my last Moonpie"

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So if you have ever thought that maybe you might like to meet me

There's that famous DUmp self-regard again.  Does he really imagine that fellow DUmpmonkeys are sitting around, thinking "That Bennyboy.  I would love to meet him, he seems awesome." 

***Note to all DUmbasses:***  NOBODY, zero, zip, nada, I mean NOBODY is sitting around thinking they'd love to meet you.

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OBAMA forever

What's this shit?  Isn't this something that a 10-year-old girl writes on her notebook?  "Justin Bieber 4-ever.  Mrs. Tiffany Bieber." 

This is a term-limited president, Bennyboy, not a god.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2011, 10:45:43 AM »
Maybe your fellow DUmmy "Lady Freedom Returns" can give you some tips on making the trek.... ::)
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2011, 10:52:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 20, 2011, 12:56:02 PM
It's as if he evaporated into a black hole, the gigantic primitive.

Hmmmm....nah, we would've all been killed by the radiation burst when he collapsed into his own supermassive self.  Couldn't be that.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2011, 11:15:00 AM »
His DUmp diary, last entry:

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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2011, 11:40:20 AM »
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
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American Spring: OWS: Lets start walking.........TO DC!
April 1st, everyone, just start walking (ala Forrest Gump) towards Washington.

Then Occupy their asses till the cows come home. For months, more and more people will be pouring in. Some will get there right away and others (Me and other west coasters) will get there later. Coordinate the whole thing. Some go all the way and others do a leg or two. 9Like a "RUN" with pledges?)

There is enough lead time to get permits for using the roadways (Couple that with freeway cleanup along the route?) , camping and to get donations and support vehicles, mobile kitchens (legal ones?) etc.

Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2011, 01:26:18 PM »
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no laptop so my computer use will be limited to libraries on the road.


I wonder if any one ever told him that most libraries will let you use their wifi for free if you have a laptop but you need to have a library card for that city to use their computers? How old is this guy anyway?
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2011, 01:40:08 PM »
What is he going to do, wander from library to library?

If you saw the crap some people do to their computers, it's times like this when I wish Mattel or Hasbro made laptops. ::)
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 21, 2011, 11:40:20 AM
I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:

It won't stop him from voting a straight Democrat ticket...three or four times, probably.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2011, 01:51:00 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2011, 01:50:28 PM
It won't stop him from voting a straight Democrat ticket...three or four times, probably.

In each of seven counties in Illinois.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2011, 06:09:02 PM »
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Bennyboy  (1000+ posts)        Mon Oct-13-08 07:58 PM
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>snip<
I just cannot deal with my parents any more, Death threats, spying, fliers about what an asshole I am, accusations of theft etc. I just have to go. My Mom won't control my dad and nobody else will either. I can't take the abuse and hate to see my Mom take it.
>snip<
The dog cocks its head.

Bennybaby, You've sponged off them for how many decades now?
They're tired of your endless liberal clap-trap.
Move out, OK.

My guess is, this DUmbass is too old to concive children, and still mooches off his folks.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2011, 06:13:13 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on November 21, 2011, 10:45:43 AM
Maybe your fellow DUmmy "Lady Freedom Returns" can give you some tips on making the trek.... ::)


This primitive decided to double back and put down roots in my town, last I checked.  I was sort of hoping she'd be bear food by now, rather than mooching off the good people of SW MO.  

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Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?

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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2011, 06:15:47 PM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 21, 2011, 11:40:20 AM
I give him to the end of his block before his heart explodes in his chest! :rotf:

Naw...he'll have a flip-flop failure first.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2011, 06:19:38 PM »
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Bennyboy (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-20-11 01:10 PM
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Can you imagine a group that starts in SF and moves east? And one that starts in Miami and moved North. NYC to DC?
I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.

THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2011, 06:25:54 PM »
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22. Could you use a similar route used in your cross-country motorcycle
   
ride awhile back when you left home?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2011, 06:49:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2011, 06:19:38 PM
I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.

THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!


And here I thought hitchhiking was becoming a thing of the past.  As were hobos riding the rails.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2011, 07:33:33 PM »
DUmmy Obamanaut is clearly a regular visitor here.

I don't understand how he survives at the DUmp as one of nutcase nadin's notorious "bullies", and now calling out
the DUmp's number two lard bucket.

I just noticed I failed to include the original link.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2350192
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2011, 08:48:14 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 21, 2011, 06:19:38 PM
I can see it now. THOUSANDS making the march. Demanding/stealing free shoes as their tennies wear out.
I can imagine the endless line of poop along the highway.
I can smell the stench of unwashed hippies as they enter each town and trash it as they pass through.
I can just feel the disgusted voters punching the R button next November.

THIS IS A PLAN! Do it, Benny boy! You know you want to. DO it!


And just think, all those DUmmies and OWieS walking to DC would probably miss their chance to voye as well. No address to send the absentee ballot to, and too far from home to make it back.

Awesome idea. Go for it!
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2011, 06:23:58 AM »
Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.

I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #20 on: November 22, 2011, 06:32:04 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on November 22, 2011, 06:23:58 AM
Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.

I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...

Oh but they will be if they make it to Washington....and probably conservative by then too after seeing the real America in flyover country.
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2011, 07:14:37 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on November 22, 2011, 06:23:58 AM
Have they the foggiest idea what they're talking about.
I've had friends who do the Chartres Pilgrimage - from Paris to Chartres (about 75 miles) over three days, it's a real strain for people who are fit and healthy. San Francisco to D.C. appears to be nearly 3000 miles, and they're far from fit and healthy...
Haven't been following the Dummies long have you?  :-)
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2011, 07:25:34 AM »
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FirstLight  (1000+ posts)         Sun Nov-20-11 01:17 PM
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1. GO!
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I am all down for that...
Like the Trail of Tears in reverse? or the March to s=Selma to the Nth degree?

hehe...I think it would be freaking AWESOME!

Let's start promoting the concept, write to your local Occupy, and to the main OWS and see if they run with it?
They're willingly homeless.  Where do you address the letters?  They're always pushing the hard parts of their ideas off onto other people.   FirstLight might talk a big game, but she's got to stick around to collect all the welfare checks clogging her mailbox.  

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oh, and if there's major spring floods on the way, we can help the needy etc...? there is such potential for good coming from that idea...

 :rotf:  Help the needy.  They will either be the needy ones, or be swept away in the floods.  

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GO baby GO!!!

(on edit, I share this with my kidz and now we are talking about getting a mobile home and joining the crowd... hehe...just yank them out of school and give them CIVIL education ...!!)

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Bennyboy (1000+ posts)        Sun Nov-20-11 02:19 PM
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12. Freeways are no pedestrians....
 so permitting would have to be done. Conses, vests etc would have to be purchased for all marchers....
:rotf:  Now we're talking big money.  They're such retards.  What would they do with the cones?  Carry them like rifles?  This is starting to look like a Python sketch.  

So far, it's just FirstLight and BennyBoy who are in.  No reply to Obamanaut's comment.  I think they've gone on to the next shiny thing.  
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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2011, 08:58:52 AM »
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I am all down for that...
Like the Trail of Tears in reverse? or the March to s=Selma to the Nth degree?

hehe...I think it would be freaking AWESOME!


...Or the Children's Crusade...or the Grande Armee's retreat from Moscow...or the Long March...or the latter part of the Anabasis of Xenophon...

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Re: Enormous DUmbass Bennyboy Plans Transcontinental Hike
« Reply #24 on: November 22, 2011, 09:34:30 AM »
Quote from: Karin on November 22, 2011, 07:25:34 AM
This is starting to look like a Python sketch.  

Thanks for the reminder!

I can see the enormous BennyBoy waddling along, gasping for breath, leading a transcontinental Walker Brigade.
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