I have a better idea. DUmmies need to stand inside the doors and block everyone coming into every major retailer on Black Friday.
Every Walmart, every Target, Kohl's, Lowe's, etc. Just a few of you at each store will be sure to hold back the rush of humanity at each location.
And if you get trampled and shit-stomped, well, we'll think about ya--and laugh. Win-win for the world.