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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2011, 06:13:12 PM »
Somehow, to me the idea of a specially-trained cat is hilarious.

Sure.  As is already well-known, I'm not a cat person, but rather a dog person.  But when I moved out there, there were all these feral cats, and one had to do something about them.  It took about six months, but I eventually caught all of them, had them shot and neutralized, and they proved duly grateful, especially for the three squares a day they got.

I suppose this is a case of taking what's available, and putting it to its best possible use.

They didn't prove lazy cats, either.  This being way out in the country, and the house unoccupied for so many years, at first it had the usual pests, such as field mice.  I haven't seen one, or traces of one, inside the house for years now.  And rabbits used to run rampant through the "gardens;" mo more, not for years.  And without knowing for sure, I suspect these now-domesticated cats have kept other feral cats at bay, as I don't see any of those around any more; haven't for years.

The way they were trained to notify me that something was wrong was by giving the cats the notion that franksolich is God; frankolich is the man who feeds them, who gives them a warm place to stay, who gets their broken parts fixed, who calms them when upset.  These cats are very conscious that all they have, comes from franksolich, and don't want anything bad to happen to him.

I don't like playing God, but these are just cats, after all.

What helped was that I'm very set in my habits; any divergence from those, and the cats know something's up.

But while they've been known--and observed--to mess with things bigger than them, really though, cats are no defense against intruders.  They can warn, but not fend off.  Dogs are better for that purpose.

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Consider the countless thousands of cat ladies, for whom housecats are the most important thing on earth, and not one has ever been able to train a cat to do anything but eat.

Uh huh; I agree.

Eat, and then mess all over the place.

This is why people who live in apartments, or in congested urban areas, should be prohibited from owning cats.  It's not a good situation for cats.

And to own an animal involves a moral responsibility, the obligation to take good care of that animal, and to help that animal become the best possible animal it can become.  People who own animals just to own them are twisted, perverted people with some real personal problems.

Animals are not "friends;" animals are a responsibility, and decent and civilized people know that, and act on that.

If I lived anywhere else but here, I wouldn't bother with cats.  But this place is a paradise for them, being way out in the country, with plenty of room to romp and play both outdoors and indoors--provided by God so that these cats in particular can be the best possible cats cats can be.

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Cats are okay, if that's your thing, but I think you'd have more luck training dairy cattle, or guppies.

I dunno about guppies, but better luck training cattle, yes, of course.  But it's not impossible to train cats (perhaps this applies only to once-feral cats, though), once the cats understand how much better life for them is, three squares a day, a warm place, as compared with the way they used to live.
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2011, 06:18:31 PM »
The bug-eyed property caretaker was out here this morning, to pick something up from here that he needs to use on another property, and commented about my most-recent experience.

For the record, the caretaker, along with 99% of all who've been out here, has never seen franksolich in any condition excepting decent and civilized and utterly decorous.

He says it wasn't the adjustable wrench that scared the three of them away.....but then he wouldn't tell me what it was that did, saying he had to hurry and get to that other place.

<<mystified, but whatever.

Wasn't you in your undies or naked or something like that Frank? I have no personal experience but I imagine someone in the raw, welding a implement that applied with brute force can be a formidable weapon, might be a little unnerving to some perp that was not expecting it.

Any guy gonna come after you in the raw must be mad as hell... or crazy!   :-)
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #28 on: October 17, 2011, 06:42:38 PM »
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #29 on: October 17, 2011, 07:09:21 PM »
Maybe they was scared of your "tool".

Sorry Frank! I couldn't resist.  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Yeah, yeah, that old joke, but really there's nothing extraordinary about me, either physically or as a person.

Probably I could've shown up dressed as a clown, or attired as Richard III, and the effect would've been the same.

There is however the ability to exude an "aura," which is stronger in some people than in other people, and I've been told I do that very well, exuding something that displays my feelings, most strongly any feelings of contempt, and that it's unmistakable, even if the circumstances are cluttered with other details.
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2011, 04:31:39 AM »
But it's not impossible to train cats (perhaps this applies only to once-feral cats, though), once the cats understand how much better life for them is, three squares a day, a warm place, as compared with the way they used to live.

Oreo was abandoned, essentially.  My sister's family did try to provide for her inasmuch as their cat (still alive after 18 years!) would allow.  So, my sister found a warm, dry, safe place for her--our apartment.  Yes, Oreo still wants to go out and kill things from time to time, but she knows that she's better off--and she does respond to us and our abode.
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2011, 10:06:59 AM »
It was the whole package, so to speak, Frank.  A naked person with a weapon signals that the jig may be up, time to buy the farm.  It was suggested that Lizzy Borden did her deed with the axe unclothed; that's why they couldn't find the incriminating copious blood spatter.

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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2011, 03:43:23 PM »
It was the whole package, so to speak, Frank.

That could be it, the "whole setting."

In the middle of the night, out in the middle of nowhere.

A house that looks uninhabited.

Three guys who are drunk, stoned, or blotzed out of their minds.

And suddenly out of nowhere, a human being materializes.

It doesn't make any difference what he's wearing or not wearing, what he's carrying or not carrying.

I'd run away too.
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Re: hunters occupy franksolich's place; describe fate of primitives
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2011, 07:10:38 PM »
Always a sound idea.  It's better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it.

I had a discussion about this with the property caretaker this afternoon, and he agrees it would be so much wasted time and trouble.

A firearm is handy for self-protection if one is aware there's something one needs protected against.

But if one isn't aware, it's just carrying a few extra pounds of cold metal around; a nuisance.

He reminded me of the first time he met me, many years ago.  As previously instructed, "the door's unlocked, go ahead and come on in, because I won't hear you knock anyway," he came on in.

The front door opens into the dining room, and then there's an alcove sort of thing, and then the living room.  The computer here sits on a very large table in the alcove, in between the two rooms, and when I'm at it, my back is to the front door.

When he came inside, I was sitting at the computer (i.e., my back to him), comparing cash-register journal tapes with financial data on a disc.  He first hollered, thinking that somehow I'd notice him. 

But I just continued sitting there, absorbed in what I was doing.  So then he moved towards the dining-room table in the dining room, thinking I'd catch him out of the corner of my eye.  No dice; I wasn't aware he was there.  So he shifted to the living room, thinking I'd catch him out of the corner of the other eye.  No dice.

He stood there watching me, wondering how to make me notice he was there.

Finally he garnered up the courage to tap me on the shoulder.

There's a lot of nonsense spewed about when one's missing one sense, the other senses "compensate" for the absence, such as the alleged "better eyes" of the deaf.  That's bullshit; the senses work in unison, complementing, contributing to each other, and if one is absent one of them, all the other senses are diminished to some extent.

(i.e., sound stimulates sight; one hears something and looks around.)

It's an unfortunate state of affairs, that all communication with me specifically has to be up close and in a touching matter, but as one can't do anything about it, well, one accepts, adapts, and moves on.

Even in impersonal world events--well, the way I learned about 9-11 shows this.  The neighbor, who knew of the attacks via radio and television, knew I can't do radio and won't bother with television--and one couldn't telephone me with the news--thought I should know of it, and drove over here to tell me.  It was fine early-autumn morning, and I was stacking firewood into the back of a pick-up truck, without a trouble in the world.

I hadn't had the internet connected yet; otherwise, I would've never had the slightest idea until the morning newspapers came out on 9-12.

I'm always behind the curve, but what can one do?

The most-talked about thing, locally, pertaining to my unawareness of what's going on, is from three summers ago, when during the middle of the night, the funnel of a tornado hit the ground half a mile north of this house.  (It however was a very tiny tornado.)  Knowing I would have no idea of any danger, the county attorney (in his role as county coroner) and two volunteer firemen braved the pounding rain and wind and hail to see if I was okay.

It had been a tiny tornado, but it had strewn trees and stuff all over, right on this property.

But here, I'd slept safely like an infant all through it.

If one's not aware, one can't react.

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