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How good is bacon?
« on: September 21, 2011, 06:03:15 PM »
THIS good:

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UNIVERSITY CITY, Mo. (AP) — Police in the St. Louis suburb of University City say a suspect in a string of burglaries was caught after a homeowner reported finding him frying bacon in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she returned home after an errand and found 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis cooking breakfast.

http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/09/21/burglar-caught-while-making-breakfast/
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 06:17:45 PM »
Bacon cravings are serious.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 07:40:02 PM »
I would smack!  Nobody better eat my bacon. 
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 07:53:47 PM »
I like bacon on my bacon.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 08:01:54 PM »
I only fry up bacon when I have allocated the calories...I can and will eat the entire pound myself. :drool: :drool:
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 08:07:05 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on September 21, 2011, 08:01:54 PM
I only fry up bacon when I have allocated the calories...I can and will eat the entire pound myself. :drool: :drool:

We have switched to turkey bacon. not that bad. not Bacon, but close.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 08:08:34 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on September 21, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
We have switched to turkey bacon. not that bad. not Bacon, but close.

It isn't bad if you fry it in bacon grease.  :-)
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 08:11:06 PM »
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UNIVERSITY CITY, Mo. (AP) — Police in the St. Louis suburb of University City say a suspect in a string of burglaries was caught after a homeowner reported finding him frying bacon in her kitchen.

Kenya Ealy says she returned home after an errand and found 36-year-old Damon Petty of St. Louis cooking breakfast.
Oh hell naw, he didn't just do dat.

He's a dead man.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 08:15:56 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 21, 2011, 08:08:34 PM
It isn't bad if you fry it in bacon grease.  :-)

lol, I'll tell ya it tastes pretty good and is WAY easier to clean up after cooking a pound in the microwave!
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 08:34:18 PM »
Here's a guy that likes his bacon~

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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2011, 06:38:53 AM »
The article is missing some very important details -

Was it center-cut bacon? Ends and pieces? Thick-cut? Maple-flavored? (yuck) Hickory-smoked?

After all, bacon is central to existence so these issues need to be addressed. I'm crushed that they weren't.  :bawl:
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2011, 07:42:27 AM »
 :yum:
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2011, 07:43:57 AM »
Quote from: RightCoast on September 21, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
We have switched to turkey bacon. not that bad. not Bacon, but close.

My kid didn't speak to me for two days after I pulled that switch on him.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 08:24:32 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on September 22, 2011, 07:43:57 AM
My kid didn't speak to me for two days after I pulled that switch on him.

I bet you switched back.

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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:22 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 22, 2011, 08:24:32 AM
I bet you switched back.


Yes I did...and won forgiveness by making him to mac & cheese with real bacon bits.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 08:31:31 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on September 22, 2011, 08:29:22 AM
Yes I did...and won forgiveness by making him to mac & cheese with real bacon bits.

Yeah, I've still got to make Scoobie some of my LOBSTER mac and cheese.  She has yet to sample that decadent goodness.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 08:36:48 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 22, 2011, 08:31:31 AM
Yeah, I've still got to make Scoobie some of my LOBSTER mac and cheese.  She has yet to sample that decadent goodness.
don't forget the bacon!
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 10:06:55 AM »
Quote from: RightCoast on September 21, 2011, 08:07:05 PM
We have switched to turkey bacon. not that bad. not Bacon, but close.


Bought some, cooked it, tried to eat it, threw it out.   :puke:
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 04:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 22, 2011, 10:06:55 AM

Bought some, cooked it, tried to eat it, threw it out.   :puke:

My daughter brought over spaghetti last month.  I about barfed, and THEN she told me the sauce was made from ground turkey instead of ground beef.  Only thing worse than turkey subbing for beef or pork is that fake meat crap, like MorningStar, or whatever it's called. :censored:

The only way I want to eat turkey is for Thanksgiving and/or Christmas dinner, or in a sandwich. 

Turkey bacon or sausage?  PUHLEEZE.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2011, 10:37:57 AM »
Hmmm, I wonder if RightCoast didn't get a few mysterious bitchslaps after crafting that post.  Bacon is sacrosanct in the cave.  None shall blaspheme. 

I have had a BLT for lunch about 3 times this week.   :drool:  I burn off the calories at night.  Good stuff. 
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2011, 10:48:54 AM »
I have always said if a pig knew how good it tasted it would eat itself.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2011, 10:55:14 AM »
Quote from: Karin on September 23, 2011, 10:37:57 AM
Hmmm, I wonder if RightCoast didn't get a few mysterious bitchslaps after crafting that post.  Bacon is sacrosanct in the cave.  None shall blaspheme. 

I have had a BLT for lunch about 3 times this week.   :drool:  I burn off the calories at night.  Good stuff. 

I took a part time job flipping burgers and learned how to cook bacon and eggs after cooking them for 20 years.

Bacon, a sheet pan and a rack, oven set to 450.   place the bacon on the rack and cook for 25 minutes, remove from oven let cool 20 minutes, 1/2 pound of crispy non greasy bacon.

Eggs-----mix them with half and half, place in pan, place pan in larger pan with 1 1/2 inches of water, place in oven at 350 for 20 minutes.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2011, 12:23:53 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 22, 2011, 10:06:55 AM

Bought some, cooked it, tried to eat it, threw it out.   :puke:

Some brands are better then others, we were eating nearly 2 lbs of bacon a week as a family of 4 so making the change was pretty important to Mrs RC.
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2011, 01:32:32 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 23, 2011, 10:37:57 AM

I have had a BLT for lunch about 3 times this week.   :drool:  I burn off the calories at night.  Good stuff. 

I could a lb at a time, by the time I am done cooking it there are like 3 strips left  :lmao:
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Re: How good is bacon?
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2011, 01:56:30 PM »
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like 3 strips left 
:rotf:   Have your husband & sons learned to get in the kitchen, quick? 


Remember years ago when they first came out with vegetarian "bacon?"  It was like strips of tofu or other vegetable matter, or possibly soylent green, with parts of it food-colored red/brown.  Who would eat that, let alone put good money down for it?  I'd rather eat real food, and work it off.  Same goes with butter.  And anything else. 
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