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Offline thundley4

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Skinner had another kid
« on: September 20, 2011, 11:49:46 PM »
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Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion.  Bunch of hypocrites .
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 04:16:39 AM »
This is a very important DUmmy question for Skinner:

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 05:14:32 AM »
Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE!  I love me some baby!   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging!   :drool:
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 05:31:00 AM »
Quote from: Gina on September 21, 2011, 05:14:32 AM
Even though the parent's are idiots, that baby IS CUTE!  I love me some baby!   Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my ovaries are pinging!   :drool:

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 05:33:40 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 20, 2011, 11:49:46 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1971023

Not one DUmmie complains about over population or asks why the mrs. didn't have an abortion.  Bunch of hypocrites .

Well, one does come close, and does so as politely as possible (for a primitive)..

Quote from: HopeHoops
HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!

This line struck me as a bit odd - "two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair)." -- Really ? What does this primitive do ? Slap people around with his schlong like a gay version of The Three Stooges ? Enjoys frequent 'Aural' sex ? Is married to Sasquatch ? Carries a lump of other people's hair in his pants ?
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 07:31:49 AM »
Well, well, well.

Congratulations to my fellow alum Skins!
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 07:42:06 AM »
Well, it's probably not really Skin's baby. 
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 07:47:37 AM »
Yeah, that post by HopeHoops was very, very odd.  I don't even want to touch it.  Leaving aside the strangeness that I'm not going to ponder; it is extremely rude to make such personal comments to anybody, let alone one who just had a new baby.  Miss Manners would need smelling salts. 

Many congratulations to Skinner, and hope mother and baby are doing well. 
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 08:02:28 AM »
Congrats to Skinner and his family, what an adorable baby.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 08:21:35 AM »
I hope this kid rebels.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 08:36:05 AM »
Congratulations to Skinner and his wife.  He is a cutie. 
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 08:43:27 AM »
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HopeHoops  (1000+ posts)        Tue Sep-20-11 12:17 PM
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!

I'm surprised it took someone that long to say something. Usually when a couple has more than two kids, you get all of the nasty comments about 'so you're done, right?' Um, no. Some of us want larger families.

It's even worse when you have two kids of the same gender...I get a ton of comments about 'one last try for that boy for your husband!' because you know, my two girls aren't good enough. Or maybe I want a boy and my husband doesn't care?
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 08:56:31 AM »
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 09:04:42 AM »
Congrats to Skinner and his family!!
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2011, 09:55:04 AM »
Congrats to the family.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 10:36:58 AM »
Quote from: MoshMasterD on September 21, 2011, 08:21:35 AM
I hope this kid rebels.

Yeah.  Future "Young Republican."

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 10:56:39 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on September 21, 2011, 10:36:58 AM
Yeah.  Future "Young Republican."

Who will marry one of Palin's granddaughters.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 11:39:05 AM »
That's nice.  Fund raiser for Pampers up next?
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 12:08:47 PM »
Baby sewer rats are cute when they're little.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 12:35:40 PM »
He is a cutie pie.   7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early?  his poor wife.

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2011, 12:46:50 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on September 21, 2011, 12:35:40 PM
He is a cutie pie.   7 lbs 9 oz 5 weeks early?  his poor wife.



I know!!!  mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly.  Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 01:07:16 PM »
Says he has three boys.  One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic.  And ask some pointed questions.  "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad?  Why did it skyrocket in 2009?   And keep skyrocketing?" 
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 01:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 21, 2011, 01:07:16 PM
Says he has three boys.  One of them is bound to be a little Alex P. Keaton, make his dad apoplectic.  And ask some pointed questions.  "What's all this national debt I've got to pay for, dad?  Why did it skyrocket in 2009?   And keep skyrocketing?" 

"Why?  well son, I had my head up my ass and hope in my pocket"  :cheersmate:
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 01:51:24 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2011, 08:56:31 AM
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.

Ditto
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2011, 02:26:33 PM »
Quote from: Gina on September 21, 2011, 12:46:50 PM
I know!!!  mine were 4lbs (31wks), 5lbs(35wks), and 6lbs(37wks) and all cut out of my belly.  Dear Lord that would have been a big baby to come out of her hooha!!

My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.
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