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Offline Gina

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 02:36:22 PM »
Quote from: cmypay on September 21, 2011, 02:26:33 PM
My third baby was born at 36 weeks and was 7lbs 14oz. I thought the dr had just miscalculated the due date except that he exhibited many preemie traits, other than his weight. Thankfully, born via c-section. He weighed in at 12lbs 4oz on his due date. Then I was pretty thankful he was early.

wow!  serious poundage at that gestation!
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 04:53:41 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on September 21, 2011, 08:56:31 AM
Congrats to $kimmer and his family.

May your child be healthy and happy, and grow up to be a conservative.

H5, because you posted exactly what I was thinking.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #27 on: September 21, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »
I could say, "you're so selfish, Skins!" but who knows? Maybe one of his offspring will come up with the cure for liberalism.
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #28 on: September 21, 2011, 06:33:38 PM »
Oh Skinner congrats to you and your wife! And Lucas and Jack too! Hope they all grow up happy and healthy!

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #29 on: September 21, 2011, 06:55:35 PM »
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6. Dude, congrats, but it IS time to talk about the BIG V.
   It's just 15 minutes of being a baby on a table and then two weeks of getting stitches caught on EVERYTHING (including your wife's hair).

On the PLUS side, you have to provide a semen sample two weeks later and your wife can assist with the effort.

Then it is bareback forever heaven!!!!!
What big V are you talking about DUmmy? Vaginoplasty?

Congrats to the skinner family on your beautiful baby boy.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #30 on: September 23, 2011, 07:54:25 AM »
I was over at Skins's island very early this morning.

The primitives have been ripping Lord Marblehead EarlG to shreds, causing him all sorts of problems, walking all over him, treating him shabbily.

Lord Marblehead's of course my fellow alum Skins's stand-in when Skins can't be around.

Probably Skins should cut his paternity leave short, and get back to Skins's island to whip the primitives back into shape.

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Re: Skinner had another kid
« Reply #31 on: September 23, 2011, 08:36:47 AM »
Skins has a penis? :o :-)
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