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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #50 on: September 19, 2011, 03:56:03 PM »
What country would actually take you?  

Don't you mean galaxy?

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #51 on: September 19, 2011, 05:04:08 PM »
Reminds me of that great Jason Alexander comment, to the effect of 'There's everything on the internet.  You want flaming goat sex?  There's flaming goat sex.'

Actually did a search for that for some reason. Only thing I found relevant was a kind of alcoholic drink called a "flaming goat." Didn't look into it much, but it's got a lot of different kinds of booze in it. Odd name for a drink... :mental:

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #52 on: September 19, 2011, 05:07:25 PM »
Actually did a search for that for some reason. Only thing I found relevant was a kind of alcoholic drink called a "flaming goat." Didn't look into it much, but it's got a lot of different kinds of booze in it. Odd name for a drink... :mental:

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #53 on: September 19, 2011, 05:16:20 PM »
What?

The?

****?!?

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I know.  You and I wouldn't care for it, but there's some really strange people who would.

And anything to get the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass off the dole.
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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #54 on: September 19, 2011, 05:23:50 PM »
North Korea. I hear they want fat females that think they are a male panther. Let's start a collection for her plane ticket!!!

I also thought North Korea -- but for a different reason..

...Because they consider a nice fat kitty a delicacy that aids arthritis sufferers up there....

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2011, 08:04:19 PM »
I know.  You and I wouldn't care for it, but there's some really strange people who would.

And anything to get the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass off the dole.

Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here. :naughty:
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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #56 on: September 21, 2011, 08:13:36 PM »
Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here. :naughty:

Well, you know, madam, I'm really desperate to find jobs for the gigantic primitive and the subway cat, so as to get them off the dole.

It appears alas however that neither of them have much education or training in anything.

The Las Vegas Lardass used to be a card-dealer in a casino, but he can't go back to that, given that he's now blacklisted.  I dunno why; maybe he was skimming off the casino or something.

And that's the only sort of work he'd ever done in his whole life.

The subway cat's never worked, period.

Both are in their mid-40s now.

I've also suggested the Las Vegas Lardass could work as an usher in a theatre--you know, one of those red-suited guys with a flashlight--but apparently theatres don't have ushers any more. 

And there's the possibility of the gigantic primitive being a walking advertisement, strolling up and down the sidewalks of Las Vegas (which incidentally would help his weight loss) with one board strapped in front of him, and another board in back of him, but apparently such isn't done any more.

Other than picking up litter, I can't think of other jobs I've suggested to the subway cat, but probably I have suggested one or two; I dunno.

Really, I have a distaste for porn, especially the perverted or grotesque, but one's at a loss to figure out what other sorts of jobs they can do.

And both of them being primitives, enamoured of Marxist-Leninist socialism, surely both of them are aware of the socialist edict, "he who does not work shall not eat."
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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2011, 10:16:35 PM »
Heck, steveleser would hit them both, from what I've read about him here.
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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #58 on: September 21, 2011, 10:21:42 PM »
Stevenumbers is straight as an arrow. He only wants females.
Any female. Anywhere in the world. Without exception. But so far, no takers.


According to the private diaries of nadin, she has been without for almost a year. He might have a shot with her.  Nah, probably not, lots of sex shops selling toys around nadin's area.

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #59 on: September 22, 2011, 06:44:21 AM »
Well, you know, madam, I'm really desperate to find jobs for the gigantic primitive and the subway cat, so as to get them off the dole.

It appears alas however that neither of them have much education or training in anything.

The Las Vegas Lardass used to be a card-dealer in a casino, but he can't go back to that, given that he's now blacklisted.  I dunno why; maybe he was skimming off the casino or something.

And that's the only sort of work he'd ever done in his whole life.

The subway cat's never worked, period.

Both are in their mid-40s now.

I've also suggested the Las Vegas Lardass could work as an usher in a theatre--you know, one of those red-suited guys with a flashlight--but apparently theatres don't have ushers any more. 

And there's the possibility of the gigantic primitive being a walking advertisement, strolling up and down the sidewalks of Las Vegas (which incidentally would help his weight loss) with one board strapped in front of him, and another board in back of him, but apparently such isn't done any more.

Other than picking up litter, I can't think of other jobs I've suggested to the subway cat, but probably I have suggested one or two; I dunno.

Really, I have a distaste for porn, especially the perverted or grotesque, but one's at a loss to figure out what other sorts of jobs they can do.

And both of them being primitives, enamoured of Marxist-Leninist socialism, surely both of them are aware of the socialist edict, "he who does not work shall not eat."

Darn You Frank now you have reminded me of something I had fortunately filed away to not be remembered.

New London Conn. had a dance club in the late 1960's that featured what was called GO-GO dancers wearing skimpy almost naked clothing.

With all the military in the area this place made much more money then the other clubs because of it's star dancer.

Mama Cream Cheese, a glorious  350 pound lady that could out dance any of the other girls. She became wealthy as everyone wanted to see what a woman of size could do.

Naturally the married men in the service heard the single guys talking about her and some sneak out to see the show.  We wives also heard references to her and even we wanted to see what had our men so fascinated with her.

As you can guess I and a couple other wives went to check this out. We arrived early before the doorman checking ID'S was to start work, none of us were 21. It was a good 2 hour wait for the show to begin so most of us were getting well along to being drunk.

Show time, the room was filling up quite fast, Lights Camera, Action.   Wow the dance floor was full, and the small stage now had some very attractive dancers walking down onto it.   Music and they began to dance. After the first number they all left the stage to come out one at a time to dance, what fun for us girls we had never really seen anything in person quite like this.

Finally out came MISS Cream Cheese and the crowd roared, they loved her.   She was a sight to behold wearing extra large bikini with roach clips of feathers in her hair.    She danced and pranced about every bit of flesh on her body swinging one direction or another.------------And we girls were getting drunker by the minute.

Hell of a night, I do not remember how I got home but next morning after checking around to make sure I did not bring some stranger home, we girls got together again and planned another night out on the town.

Years later I saw the Chub indales the 300+ pound men doing a take off on the Chip endales, Yes there is somewhere a job anyone can do.   

BTW----Shortly after seeing the chubby men dance I became for some reason interested in SUMO wrestling's, was there a subconscious connection there???

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #60 on: September 22, 2011, 09:14:22 AM »
Darn You Frank now you have reminded me of something I had fortunately filed away to not be remembered.

New London Conn. had a dance club in the late 1960's that featured what was called GO-GO dancers wearing skimpy almost naked clothing.

With all the military in the area this place made much more money then the other clubs because of it's star dancer.

Mama Cream Cheese, a glorious  350 pound lady that could out dance any of the other girls. She became wealthy as everyone wanted to see what a woman of size could do.

Naturally the married men in the service heard the single guys talking about her and some sneak out to see the show.  We wives also heard references to her and even we wanted to see what had our men so fascinated with her.

As you can guess I and a couple other wives went to check this out. We arrived early before the doorman checking ID'S was to start work, none of us were 21. It was a good 2 hour wait for the show to begin so most of us were getting well along to being drunk.

Show time, the room was filling up quite fast, Lights Camera, Action.   Wow the dance floor was full, and the small stage now had some very attractive dancers walking down onto it.   Music and they began to dance. After the first number they all left the stage to come out one at a time to dance, what fun for us girls we had never really seen anything in person quite like this.

Finally out came MISS Cream Cheese and the crowd roared, they loved her.   She was a sight to behold wearing extra large bikini with roach clips of feathers in her hair.    She danced and pranced about every bit of flesh on her body swinging one direction or another.------------And we girls were getting drunker by the minute.

Hell of a night, I do not remember how I got home but next morning after checking around to make sure I did not bring some stranger home, we girls got together again and planned another night out on the town.

Years later I saw the Chub indales the 300+ pound men doing a take off on the Chip endales, Yes there is somewhere a job anyone can do.   

BTW----Shortly after seeing the chubby men dance I became for some reason interested in SUMO wrestling's, was there a subconscious connection there???

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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #61 on: September 22, 2011, 09:52:26 AM »
Stevenumbers is straight as an arrow. He only wants females.
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Re: Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.
« Reply #62 on: September 22, 2011, 09:46:00 PM »
^ Which sister? Or does it matter...

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