Subway kitty off his/her/whatever meds again.

[Tucker]

Big rant here, don't read unless you disagree.     

How would I know If I disagree or not without reading it?

[MrsSmith]

I just don't understand it...wasn't Obama supposed to have fixed all this already?? 



 

[Erasmus]

I tell them the truth. Truth is I am constantly scared disability and the social safety net is being shredded by republicans ,my options swindle,I WANT OUT, but I CAN'T leave this hellhole. Don't have enough money to afford 300 bucks to get a passport,can't afford the plane trip there,and how long and how much would it cost to be a citizen there? Can I ever gather enough on 700 bucks a month?I tell the person yammering about how great this country is listing the barriers to getting out of the country as a person on disability.

Ever heard of the word "savings"?  Go start a savings account, put a few bucks in it every month, and please, for the love of God, DO move out of this country.

[Rebel]

Typical moocher.

That piece of trash has never been anything but a leech.

[mark1]

Her whole premise is wrong.

American Exceptionalism refers to the country as a whole. It does not mean every single person is enjoying life.

Although I suspect that she is enjoying America more than she realizes, since it is very difficult for a transgender transmammal psychotic to live in any other country besides America as easily as she does.

[commonguymd]

Why is it on disability?

[DumbAss Tanker]

undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
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American exceptionalism for Who ?

I think we can be fairly safe in identifying at least one of the who not group, kid.

[USA4ME]

undergroundpanther

I tell them the truth. Truth is I am constantly scared disability and the social safety net is being shredded by republicans ,my options swindle,I WANT OUT, but I CAN'T leave this hellhole.

Never say never.



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[BlueStateSaint]

I think we can be fairly safe in identifying at least one of the who not group, kid.

Maybe the gutter primitive was trying to claim exceptionalism for these two guys:

[franksolich]

Why is it on disability?

Probably for "depression."

Actually, she's just lazy.

By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.

[Evil_Conservative]

How would I know If I disagree or not without reading it?

+1

[Revolution]

Probably for "depression."

Actually, she's just lazy.

By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.

And it still looks like that. Wow... If she had any neices or nephews that looked up to her, that would be truly sad.

[GOBUCKS]

undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Sep-15-11 05:06 PM
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American exceptionalism for Who ?
   
Edited on Thu Sep-15-11 05:22 PM by undergroundpanther
People who say America is the best, number one, never ask for WHOM this country is great.
...blah, blah, blah...
And I need to be free of abuse,that means this social and government behavior is intolerable for me.I never asked to be born here,and I want out.

Sorry, UGP. TL/DR.

[Celtic Rose]

Probably for "depression."

Actually, she's just lazy.

By the way, the subway cat is 45-46 years old now.

I think there is a hefty dose of paranoid schizophrenia there as well. 

[franksolich]

I think there is a hefty dose of paranoid schizophrenia there as well. 

Which can easily be cured by the subway cat taking a job, and working for a living.

The subway cat is eminently suitable for doing something that's done in Lincoln (but not in Omaha; I dunno why), where an open city truck drives around with a bunch of people in its bed, all of them attired in those bright orange "vests," and drops them off here-and-there to pick up litter from the sidewalks and streets, and to dump the public trash-cans.

[GOBUCKS]

Which can easily be cured by the subway cat taking a job, and working for a living.

The subway cat is eminently suitable for doing something that's done in Lincoln (but not in Omaha; I dunno why), where an open city truck drives around with a bunch of people in its bed, all of them attired in those bright orange "vests," and drops them off here-and-there to pick up litter from the sidewalks and streets, and to dump the public trash-cans.

Or better, don't carnivals still have side shows, where you can pay a quarter, or whatever, to walk slowly through a tent where a woman with a full beard sits reading a newspaper, or a guy as enormous as the Las Vegas Leviathan sits in at a table eating spaghetti? The "panther lady" could be a top draw.

[Revolution]

^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation.

[franksolich]

^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation.

Oh now, I think GOBUCKS has a great idea.

You may not want to, sir, but I suspect there's plenty who'd pay a buck, or even five or ten bucks, to see the subway cat in all her glory. 

One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.

[GOBUCKS]

^ Are you kidding me, BUCKS?! I could get a gumball for a perfectly good quarter. It would provide me with recreation watching it slide down the chute, and it would also give me something to do for about a half hour. Paying that kind of money to see/hear/smell UGP is NOT my idea of recreation.

Many years ago, I was at a state fair (not the world's greatest state fair, which is in Columbus, Ohio) where there was a semi-trailer with a huge painted sign on the side advertising "Geronimo - The World's Largest Bull". There were doors built into each end of the trailer, with portable steps. A long, long line of people waited, paying fifty cents each to slowly walk through and gaze upon Geronimo. He may or may not have been the world's largest, but he was one hell of a big bull.

A similar trailer, with an artist's impression of UGP painted its side, rather than Geronimo, could generate more revenue than UGP ever dreamed of pocketing. It would probably be enough for her to finalize her Chaz-like transition with a first-class cat dick.

[Revolution]

Oh now, I think GOBUCKS has a great idea.

You may not want to, sir, but I suspect there's plenty who'd pay a buck, or even five or ten bucks, to see the subway cat in all her glory. 

One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.

  Gag me with a ladle, Frank. How in the wide world did your mind leap from side attraction to complete abomination??

I've seen a picture of it. I certainly could go a lifetime or two without ever seeing the abhorrent travesty you have just described. Yuck!

[Doubleplusungood]

And the ignorant asshole says why don't you leave,and go there than?

"Ignorant asshole" translated from libtard to English is "logical thinking person cutting through all my bullshit drama, and giving me the reality of the situation".

[franksolich]

Gag me with a ladle, Frank. How in the wide world did your mind leap from side attraction to complete abomination??

I've seen a picture of it. I certainly could go a lifetime or two without ever seeing the abhorrent travesty you have just described. Yuck!

Oh now.  The situation demands creativity.

I've already suggested perfectly decent jobs for which both the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass are eminently qualified; the subway cat being a picker-up of litter from the sidewalks and streets of Baltimore, and the Las Vegas Lardass being a bellboy in one of that city's hotels. 

Such work would not only put something into their wallets--and thus take them off the dole--but it would do wonders for their "self-improvement," the subway cat's mind and the Las Vegas Lardass's weight.

However, neither one of them seem to care for my helpful suggestions.

So one has to do some more thinking.

Freak sells.

Well, actually, only some freak sells.

I really doubt anyone would walk six inches out of their way to see this Earless Wonder, even if I let them, but I'm sure the market could support the subway cat and the Las Vegas Lardass, at a buck or five bucks or ten bucks a peek.

And they're naturals for it, because unlike the freak franksolich, they being primitives, they have no sense of decorum, no sense of self-worth, no inhibitions, no sense of shame.  They'd love being sideshow freaks, showing off their stuff, strutting across the stage in various stages of undress.

And then after hours, they could be porn stars, to augment the income.  Now, porn isn't my idea of a respectable job, but my Greater Interest is just in getting them off the taxpayers' backs, getting them supporting themselves, and if they have to do porn to do it, well, okay.

Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely.  Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.

But there are people who get their jollies out of such things--Fat Che, the skumbag primitive, and other primitives come to mind--and they'd probably pay mucho buckos to see movies where two whales try to copulate.

[DumbAss Tanker]

One could even make a porn movie out of it, the subway cat hopping around in the sack with the Las Vegas Lardass.

Reminds me of that great Jason Alexander comment, to the effect of 'There's everything on the internet.  You want flaming goat sex?  There's flaming goat sex.'

[GOBUCKS]

Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely.  Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.

But there are people who get their jollies out of such things--Fat Che, the skumbag primitive, and other primitives come to mind--and they'd probably pay mucho buckos to see movies where two whales try to copulate.

Remember Rule 34. If such a video were produced, it would simply add to a genre that's already available.

[wasp69]

And then after hours, they could be porn stars, to augment the income.  Now, porn isn't my idea of a respectable job, but my Greater Interest is just in getting them off the taxpayers' backs, getting them supporting themselves, and if they have to do porn to do it, well, okay.

Now, I have no idea what two massive behemoths would look like, trying to hop around in the sack--even at my broadest vision and wildest imagination, all I can possibly conjure up is the notion that "penetration" isn't too likely.  Outside of that, I have no idea, and don't want to get an idea.

What?

The?

****?!?