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"I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« on: September 11, 2011, 06:23:20 PM »
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 :o A worm farm??? I don't know of anyone here with one:

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XemaSab  (1000+ posts)        Sun Sep-11-11 04:57 PM
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I bought a worm farm yesterday
 1000 little red worms.

They're going to eat my kitchen scraps.

I am also hoping to get a big area for making compost from the yard waste, instead of sending it to the county compost-cum-biomass facility.

It's a tiny step, but it's something.
 
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Must be a hippie thing.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 06:24:31 PM »
So what's the primitive going to do when the worms get too fat?

Put a leash on them and walk them around, to walk some of it off?
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2011, 06:24:33 PM »
 :lmao:

That fool "bought" red worms? My GOD they're as dumb as a box of rocks.
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2011, 06:27:15 PM »
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Must be a hippie thing.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2011, 06:36:56 PM »
....a fool and their money...

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2011, 06:46:39 PM »
What was the appeal of them being red worms as opposed to the run of the mill garden variety worms?


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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2011, 06:48:21 PM »
"I pocket mulch"  :rofl:


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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2011, 07:02:27 PM »
DUmmie actually bought a used refrigerator from another DUmmie...thus the worms.
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2011, 07:05:49 PM »
An old fellow I used to fish with bought a few thousand worms every spring, and kept them in an old bathtub in his barn. You could probably fill a pickup truck with the yellow perch and bluegills we caught with those bathtub worms. He would toss coffee grounds in there, but nothing that would smell.

Like most normal people, he never heard of a "compost heap", and would have laughed at anyone who tried to explain.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2011, 07:06:58 PM »
:lmao:

That fool "bought" red worms? My GOD they're as dumb as a box of rocks.

Can you imagine these assholes in a SHTF situation? Most of them would be dead within a couple of weeks after the Slim Jims and juice boxes ran out.
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2011, 07:17:41 PM »
Most of them would be dead within a couple of weeks after the Slim Jims and juice boxes ran out.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2011, 09:27:54 PM »
What was the appeal of them being red worms as opposed to the run of the mill garden variety worms?

That is what I was wondering.
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2011, 09:31:33 PM »
I would have been happier if more DUmmies bought the farm.  O-)

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2011, 10:00:31 PM »
Lazy morons...

Use a worm turner* right after a good rain or a garden hose. You'll get more worms than you could ever use, provided your ground is fertile.

*(at least that's what we called it - a hand held electrical generator - jam two metal stakes in the ground, connect the power leads and crank it up. The slight current sends the worms straight to the surface. Then you can just pick them up. Oh and primitives.. Wear rubber boots should you decide to try this)

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2011, 10:15:22 PM »
Lazy morons...

Use a worm turner* right after a good rain or a garden hose. You'll get more worms than you could ever use, provided your ground is fertile.

*(at least that's what we called it - a hand held electrical generator - jam two metal stakes in the ground, connect the power leads and crank it up. The slight current sends the worms straight to the surface. Then you can just pick them up. Oh and primitives.. Wear rubber boots should you decide to try this)


...Or not...

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2011, 10:23:24 PM »


...Or not...

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I hear you can use an extension cord with the end cut off and a few inches of wire bared for this.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2011, 11:35:10 PM »
I saw a banner ad here when I clicked on the link for a worm farm. Kind of wish I thought of selling worms to DUmmies. How do you ship live worms with out them suffocating anyway?
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2011, 01:53:48 AM »
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2011, 02:59:58 AM »
WTF?
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2011, 03:14:29 AM »
Worm castings is incredible fertilizer! It's actually worm poop. You can used garden worms but you won't get as much castings and they'll die sooner. The garden worms live deeper in the soil and prefer much colder conditions thus they don't do as well as the night crawlers you can get at a fishing store (I got mine at Walmart). Night crawlers live closer to the surface and prefer the warmer atmosphere of a worm farm. We did this the first time as a science project when we were homeschooling and I liked what it did for my plants so I've kept it up. It's very easy. I just use a plastic tub with a lid. Seems silly to buy one when you can make one for next to nothing though.

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2011, 04:12:46 AM »
WTF?

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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 04:36:25 AM »
Classic sound clip from WKRP in Cincinnati

I don't know what's on that clip but the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw WKRP in Cincinnati was the great turkey disaster.... :lmao:
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 04:49:50 AM »
I don't know what's on that clip but the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw WKRP in Cincinnati was the great turkey disaster.... :lmao:
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2011, 04:56:36 AM »
:lmao:

That fool "bought" red worms? My GOD they're as dumb as a box of rocks.

My thought also! Hell I'll sell them red worms.
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Re: "I bought a worm farm yesterday" (XemaSab)
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2011, 06:29:25 AM »
Guys, guys! Remember this is a DUmmy. Chances are good he NEVER bought a worm farm. That's just the story he tells people when they complain about the big stinking pile of trash in his back yard.