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Offline FlippyDoo

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Board Problems - lurking DUers
« on: September 10, 2011, 05:02:05 AM »
Dear Boar Hog Tits,

Those of you who lurk here from DUnceland have probably noticed that 99% or more of the posts here at CC are being shown as being made by chris_. Well, you've noticed it if things haven't been returned to "normal" in an attempt to cover things up.

It's been mentioned on here that it is a "program glitch" or a "forum problem." Don't be so quick to believe it. As your fictional spirit-guide and former Jackass Party candidate I feel that it is important for you to know the truth. So, members of DUnceland, sit down the bong, wipe off the Cheetos dust, and strap on your tin-foil beanies because I've got a story for you...

Rove has finally decided that the BFEE needs a special forces unit within its cyber-ops division. He has had his eye on chris_ for some time as the possible head of the special forces unit, but Rove is particular about who he places in leadership. He wanted proof of chris_'s qualifications. Chris_ figured that the best way to show his qualifications to Rove would be to demonstrate a board-wide take over.

I realize that some of you are thinking that as a board administrator chris_ could have simply changed things with a few strokes of the keyboard, but chris_ is so far beyond such simple acts. He made the changes using all the tools available in the BFEE arsenal.

In several cases he used the BFEE time machine to go back in time to the point in which the original posts were made. He used the BFEE transporter to transport to the original posters' home. He used the BFEE mind-reading machine to learn what the original posters intended to post. Then, in what I consider to just being a case of showing off, he used the BFEE earthquake machine with pinpoint accuracy to shake the keyboard into making the actual posts. Yes, that's right. He never touched a keyboard!

In other cases he used some BFEE equipment that is so top secret that I can't even mention it here.

Rove watched it all in awe. All Rove could say afterward was that he was pretty sure that there was about to be a new sheriff in town.

After what I have witnessed I have a few words of warning to you lurking Boar Hog Tits: fear the awesome power of chris_ and do not draw his wrathful gaze upon yourselves.
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 06:21:07 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2011, 06:28:06 AM »
 :cheersmate: :lmao:
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2011, 06:37:47 AM »
It's Bush's fault.
It's the Joooos fault.

AND NOW WE HAVE

It's Chris's fault.
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2011, 06:42:46 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2011, 06:37:47 AM
It's Bush's fault.
It's the Joooos fault.

AND NOW WE HAVE

It's Chris's fault.

Good one, sir.

Our esteemed moderator Odin's Hand had caught the possible--er, likely--error first.

Now I can blame chris_ for posting a dirty picture here that caught the sparkling husband dude right at the right time.
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2011, 07:02:26 AM »
We've been unmasked!
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Now they'll know there is really only one member. _chris!
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2011, 07:07:48 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 10, 2011, 06:37:47 AM
It's Bush's fault.
It's the Joooos fault.

AND NOW WE HAVE

It's Chris's fault.

Not just Chris, but Chris_.

I blame the cat.   :-)
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2011, 08:20:12 AM »
Aww, crap. not the damn cat again. :thatsright:
Stupid cat.
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2011, 08:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Skul on September 10, 2011, 08:20:12 AM
Aww, crap. not the damn cat again. :thatsright:
Stupid cat.

...and the cat has been toking on the catnip again.
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2011, 08:35:04 AM »
What really happened is, Chris was post whoring big time last night.  :-)
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2011, 08:37:33 AM »
Oh my! I found a post that I made the other day, I just went back to it and this is what I saw :lmao:

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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2011, 08:38:43 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on September 10, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
Oh my! I found a post that I made the other day, I just went back to it and this is what I saw :lmao:



 :rotf: :lmao:
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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2011, 08:41:45 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on September 10, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
Oh my! I found a post that I made the other day, I just went back to it and this is what I saw :lmao:



Poor Chris or should I say Christine?  :lmao:
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2011, 08:44:46 AM »
:lmao:

Go look at The Spa posts!
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 08:45:15 AM »
The DUmmies should feel right at home.  If  you replace "chris_" with "MiddleFingerMom", this is what the DU Lounge looks like half the time:

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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2011, 08:47:48 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 10, 2011, 08:45:15 AM
The DUmmies should feel right at home.  If  you replace "chris_" with "MiddleFingerMom", this is what the DU Lounge looks like half the time:



:lmao:
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2011, 08:48:44 AM »
All your posts are belong to Chris_.
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2011, 08:49:08 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on September 10, 2011, 08:44:46 AM
:lmao:

Go look at The Spa posts!

Ohmygosh.  The mammaries thread...   I wish I could be here when chris gets back.  :rofl:
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2011, 08:54:44 AM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

And his menopause threads!
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2011, 08:55:15 AM »
Poor Christina ...
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2011, 08:55:48 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 10, 2011, 08:49:08 AM
Ohmygosh.  The mammaries thread...   I wish I could be here when chris gets back.  :rofl:

Has Chris gone in for breast augmentation?



Just doing my Obama impersonation....spreading the gossip around.
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"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2011, 09:33:45 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on September 10, 2011, 08:37:33 AM
Oh my! I found a post that I made the other day, I just went back to it and this is what I saw :lmao:



 :lmao: :lmao: And here you think you know a person :thatsright: :lmao:
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Re: Board Problems - lurking DUers
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2011, 10:09:38 AM »
Chris_ puts the lotion on its skin.  It does this or it gets the hose again.

And then he does a dance in front of the mirror when in The Spa.
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« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2011, 10:26:07 AM »
Chris is so gonna hate me.
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2011, 10:31:27 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 10, 2011, 10:26:07 AM
Chris is so gonna hate me.
 :rotf:

Dude, what if EVERYONE put the foul bachelor frog as their avatar. 

He'd lose his freakin mind.
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