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Offline marv

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Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 01, 2011, 10:30:47 AM »
The new catch phrase is being tested...
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Don’t think of it as the federal government but as your “federal family.”

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“Under the direction of President Obama and Secretary Janet Napolitano, the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall.

The G-word — “government” — has been nearly banished, with FEMA instead referring to federal, state and local “partners” as well as “offices” and “personnel.”

“'Government’ is such a dirty word right now,” says Florida State University communication professor Davis Houck. “Part of what the federal government does and any elected official does is change the terms of the language game into terms that are favorable to them.”

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“That one is so blatantly obvious that I think people’s rhetorical radar is going to go off,” Houck says.

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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 11:17:10 AM »
The odd thing is, these kinds of games with wordsmanship, along with the fourteen different kinds of titles that essentially mean nothing, for example:

"Materials Examiner and Identifier", meaning "Fork Lift Operator"

actually work. People get little warm 'n fuzzies about that kinda shit.

"Federal family", for someone not paying attention (arguably a HUGE chunk of our population, especially those who are trying real hard to find a job, or take the kids to soccer practice, or dance lessons, or watch "Dance With the Stars"), actually sounds human and accommodating. Just the kind of thing that Barry isn't, but is trying very hard to portray.
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 11:28:49 AM »
Hey now, this could be a good thing when we conservatives take over...."We are your Federal Family and you are a lazy, tit sucking drag on the family. You are the Black Sheep of the family. We're ashamed of you and we're throwing you out. Tough love and all that you know. Now straighten out your life or go live under a bridge, we don't care. We're tired of putting up with you."
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2011, 12:12:02 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 01, 2011, 11:28:49 AM
Hey now, this could be a good thing when we conservatives take over...."We are your Federal Family and you are a lazy, tit sucking drag on the family. You are the Black Sheep of the family. We're ashamed of you and we're throwing you out. Tough love and all that you know. Now straighten out your life or go live under a bridge, we don't care. We're tired of putting up with you."

I love it!  H5 JR!!
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2011, 12:25:43 PM »
I saw this today and it made me nauseous. 
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2011, 12:27:51 PM »
Sounds like the Mafia.

"We're family now.  You wouldn't do anything to upset your family, would you?  There could be trouble."
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2011, 12:37:10 PM »
That's some goofy-ass shit. 

I agree with you Chris, that it has slightly sinister undertones.  I'm reading a horror novel just now about a family you wouldn't want to be a member of.... 
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2011, 01:49:26 PM »
Obama is the black sheep.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2011, 02:05:55 PM »
« Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 02:16:23 PM by Rugnuts »
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2011, 02:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on September 01, 2011, 02:05:55 PM
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:rotf: That ain't right.  But it's still funny.
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2011, 02:10:33 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on September 01, 2011, 02:08:55 PM
:rotf: That ain't right.  But it's still funny.

Yeah! I'm highly insulted!  :-) :cheersmate: :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2011, 02:12:28 PM »
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2011, 02:14:43 PM »
thats a smilie from here, just so you know
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2011, 02:19:19 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on September 01, 2011, 02:14:43 PM
thats a smilie from here, just so you know

I knew that!!!!  :yahoo:   :cheersmate:
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 03:17:42 PM »
I can see why a lot of the US would go for it.  After all, they're totally dependent on government-as-"Mom" for their food, shelter, and Cheetos-'n'-pizza.
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2011, 03:43:11 PM »
HELP! My federal family is abusing me!

The government needs to put me in protective custody.
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2011, 03:44:43 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on September 01, 2011, 03:43:11 PM
HELP! My federal family is abusing me!

The government needs to put me in protective custody.

Wait a minute, not so fast.

Did you get a restraining order against your federal family first?

We can't put you in protective custody until a judge puts out a restraining order.

It's a rule.  :-)
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2011, 03:45:11 PM »
i'm close to filing domestic abuse charges against my "family"
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2011, 03:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on September 01, 2011, 02:14:43 PM
thats a smilie from here, just so you know

I saw it somewhere a week or so ago and thought it would make a great addition to these two:







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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2011, 05:52:54 PM »


Oh. My. God. That's some funny sh!t right there.  :lmao:

Couldn't resist...











« Last Edit: September 01, 2011, 05:57:23 PM by FreeBorn »
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Re: Not in my family!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2011, 06:50:06 PM »
That gives me an idea, let's call jobs, happy fun time, then maybe the moochers and leeches will get off their buts and go to work happy fun time.
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2011, 09:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on September 01, 2011, 06:50:06 PM
That gives me an idea, let's call jobs, happy fun time, then maybe the moochers and leeches will get off their buts and go to work happy fun time.


But work is what I do to make money for happy fun time??
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