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Offline Freeper

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"You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« on: August 30, 2011, 10:15:54 PM »
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"You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name"
   
I work in a funny place.

The Day-Shift is all right wing, all the time.
They work 7am to 3pm.
Must be because they get to go home and watch hours of the Fox News direct injection of Republican talking points in prime-time.
Baby.

The swing shift is mostly liberal and decidedly more productive than the day shift.
We are up late at night drinking and doing other evil things.

Getting up so early to be at work at 7am has to be a factor, but I don't know.
But they spend all day talking about shit like this...

"Hey do you know that big shopping area/flea market and country music place on 430 something?"
"Yeah, that's a nice place"
One of them looks at me and says that I am probably not going to be interested in this BUT!!!
"Herman Cain is going to be speaking there next month!"
This conversation is taking place in our office, in a managers office no less, as I am talking to another manager.
So here I am.
A manager in a professional setting, talking to fellow managers when I declare that they indeed would vote for "a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name"
I mumbled as I walked away in shock, "And I'll buy the Godfathers pizza for you to put that steaming turd on".
They really liked that line for some reason.

HERMAN ****ING CAIN!

Peeps I work with are freaking crazy.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1847964

So much racism in that one post, first of all his DU name is racist, give me my country back, that is code for bringing back slavery, secondly he is calling a black man, Herman Cain, a turd, and what color are most turds? That's right black, that is even worse than when Perry called 0bama a black cloud.


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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 10:36:25 PM »
There's a couple of things in this post that flags it as possibly false.

The first is that the DUmmie has a job. Unusual.

Then he claims: "The swing shift is mostly liberal and decidedly more productive than the day shift."

I'm not sure that "productive" and "liberal" can be used factually when work is involved.
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 10:38:28 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 30, 2011, 10:15:54 PM
and what color are most turds? That's right black
not for nutty liberal vegetarians.
just saying
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 10:42:48 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on August 30, 2011, 10:38:28 PM
not for nutty liberal vegetarians.
just saying

I will take your word for it.  :-)
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 10:45:43 PM »
My oh my, mmm mmm mmm... They certainly are becoming more and more bitchy as  the impending reality of 2012 draws closer every day.

I've said this before but why not.

Hey DUmmies! It doesn't matter who the republicans run against the O'ster in 2012. Could be Cain, could be Palin, Perry, Bachmann, West, doesn't really matter. The O'ster is in the toaster.

At this point the republicans could exhume Richard Nixon's corpse to run against THE ONE and you all know deep down in your guts that Nixon would win.

Nixon, even a dead Nixon, would administrate a better presidency than your boy. (I'd vote for him too).
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 11:01:35 PM »
Once again, they have uncovered our true intentions.  The Tea Party loves Herman Cain, but, according to the CBC, Herman and Tea Partiers want to see black Americans "hung from a tree" and have therefore declared war upon us.  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/this-is-war-congressional-black-caucus-travels-us-cities-using-violent-rhetoric-declares-war-on-racist-tea-party-says-tea-party-wants-to-lynch-blacks-calls-for-bank-runs-civil-unrest-in-th/
I agree with FreeBorn.  The rhetoric has escalated to eleventy!!' knowing their impending Doom in 2012. 
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 11:06:12 PM »
Quote from: sybilll on August 30, 2011, 11:01:35 PM
Once again, they have uncovered our true intentions.  The Tea Party loves Herman Cain, but, according to the CBC, Herman and Tea Partiers want to see black Americans "hung from a tree" and have therefore declared war upon us.  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/this-is-war-congressional-black-caucus-travels-us-cities-using-violent-rhetoric-declares-war-on-racist-tea-party-says-tea-party-wants-to-lynch-blacks-calls-for-bank-runs-civil-unrest-in-th/
I agree with FreeBorn.  The rhetoric has escalated to eleventy!!' knowing their impending Doom in 2012. 

Don't forget we are paying Cain to pretend he's one of us.  :mental:
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 11:08:32 PM »
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So here I am.
A manager in a professional setting, talking to fellow managers

Anyone who believes him after that whopper must be DUmber than stevenumbers.
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 11:09:58 PM »
The DUmmies DID vote for a steaming pile of turds that had a D after his name.  That steaming pile currently occupies the White House.
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 11:21:46 PM »
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it had a (R) after it's name
And DUmp democrats will never EVER learn to use apostrophes properly.
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2011, 07:27:09 AM »
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I mumbled as I walked away in shock, "And I'll buy the Godfathers pizza for you to put that steaming turd on".
They really liked that line for some reason.


(Even though this story isn't true) I'll tell you the reason.  They were laughing AT you, and your witless, nonsensical remark. 
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2011, 08:06:04 AM »
:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 08:10:28 AM »
Well, considering that most D's in Congress are in fact steaming turds, I'd say, "You first!"

And having worked on a day shift and a back shift, it's been my experience that the QUALITY of work on the back shifts can decline rapidly with fewer "eyes" (read: managers, quality control, etc.) to the point where day shift is fixing all the backshift ****ups.  But hey, that's just my experience.  YMMV.

Some places do a little better when there's a little more oversight, but not too much.  Kinda hard to move at 100 mph when you've got 5 folks "helping" you.
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2011, 08:12:55 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 31, 2011, 08:10:28 AM
Well, considering that most D's in Congress are in fact steaming turds, I'd say, "You first!"

And having worked on a day shift and a back shift, it's been my experience that the QUALITY of work on the back shifts can decline rapidly with fewer "eyes" (read: managers, quality control, etc.) to the point where day shift is fixing all the backshift ****ups.  But hey, that's just my experience.  YMMV.

Some places do a little better when there's a little more oversight, but not too much.  Kinda hard to move at 100 mph when you've got 5 folks "helping" you.

Last job I had where I was on second shift, we were more productive than first shift, I don't know the political views of each shift though.  :-)

I should mention though, the main reason we were more productive was that most of the trucks came in during the late afternoon and evening leaving us more work to do.

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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2011, 08:13:43 AM »
This bouncy is DOA. At least a steaming turd would have a better track record then the current Dem in the White House
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Re: "You guys would vote for a steaming turd as long as it had a (R) after it's name
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2011, 08:24:32 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 30, 2011, 10:15:54 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1847964

So much racism in that one post, first of all his DU name is racist, give me my country back, that is code for bringing back slavery, secondly he is calling a black man, Herman Cain, a turd, and what color are most turds? That's right black, that is even worse than when Perry called 0bama a black cloud.




I would never vote for Obama, even if he changed parties for some odd reason, DUmmie.
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