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Offline Skul

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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2011, 06:21:06 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
She just needs the warmth and affection of a good heavy duty battery-powered device to level her out.  Too much to ask of any guy to take one for the team on that score, I'm afraid.
More likely, one with a "kick-starter".
One of these days, the DUmpmonkeys are going to gang-slap the scrunt.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2011, 07:35:34 PM »
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40. my thoughts so far:
   
1- No violence whatsoever for any reason.
2- Retain the Constituent Assembly
3- Remove Stalin from any associations with the movement
4- Listen carefully to Rosa Luxemburg
5- Build popular support amongst the people with honest information
6- Adhere to democratic principles at all costs
7- Disband any attempts at any Cheka or secret police
8- Strongly encourage industrial development

Poor little stevenumbers. He's as expert with politics as he is with women.
Can you imagine Vladimir Lenin taking advice from stevenumbers?
It's like Adolf Hitler getting pointers from Charlie Brown.

But poor stupid little stevenumbers could serve a purpose.
You know, nutcase nadin is obviously not getting what she needs at home.
I'll bet she'd change her tune after a few sessions of hopping around with stevenumbers.
Lots of pent up demand going on there.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2011, 08:01:33 PM »
If *I* were Lenin ?

Well you can guarantee that my very first action would be to put all the proven traitors ; those being people who were only too happy to commit treason to bring me into power ; to death.

A dog which has demonstrated its willingness to bite the hand that feeds it must be destroyed.

DUmmies - This means you. Please form an orderly line on the wall over there. Blindfolds and cigarettes are available from the master of ceremonies.

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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2011, 08:23:59 PM »
Quote from: LC EFA on August 22, 2011, 08:01:33 PM
Blindfolds and cigarettes are available from the master of ceremonies.
No cigarettes. Today's commies are big on living green.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2011, 09:06:56 PM »
Quote from: Skul on August 22, 2011, 06:21:06 PM
More likely, one with a "kick-starter".
One of these days, the DUmpmonkeys are going to gang-slap the scrunt.

The idea of cobbling together something suitable from a Husqvarna 455 Rancher chainsaw and the reciprocating parts from the engine of a 12' steam launch did cross my mind in this connection.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2011, 09:13:35 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2011, 09:06:56 PM
The idea of cobbling together something suitable from a Husqvarna 455 Rancher chainsaw and the reciprocating parts from the engine of a 12' steam launch did cross my mind in this connection.
Maybe something self-lubricating.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2011, 09:20:04 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 22, 2011, 09:13:35 PM
Maybe something self-lubricating.

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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2011, 09:22:17 PM »
A high point in David Duchovny and Julianne Moore's careers. :rofl:
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2011, 09:40:23 PM »
I just thought of a good question for the DUmmies: What if you were linen in 1918? What would your thread count be? Would you be spattered with Romanov blood? Would you have tried to conceal some of the crown jewels?
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2011, 04:34:42 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 22, 2011, 04:24:32 PM
She just needs the warmth and affection of a good heavy duty battery-powered device to level her out.  Too much to ask of any guy to take one for the team on that score, I'm afraid.

You know, there are websites devoted to "****ing machines." :whistling: :naughty: O-) :tongue:
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2011, 06:24:09 AM »
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135. Don't know about that
 but I know that when the special period happened with soviet collapse and Cuba practically lost all access to oil, nobody starved to death, health and education systems did not collapse, the country made u-turn to small scale organic and sustainable farming and people adopted a healthier diet of mostly veggies and little meat.
And if you actually talked to anyone that managed to escape from Cuba the story has a different ending. :bird:
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2011, 07:24:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 22, 2011, 08:23:59 PM
No cigarettes. Today's commies are big on living green.

Plus, they're way too expensive.  Austerity, you know.  No way can they bum one from me. 

That crack about the "healthier diet of veggies" really stuck in my craw.  She even gives it a cutesy-pie name.  I'd like to see her wrench a farm out of the earth with her bare hands with just a carrot in her belly.  Bitch.  I hope she's truly, truly hungry one day, digging for turnips like Scarlett.

 
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2011, 10:15:45 AM »
Simple answer - gather sufficient evidence of wrong-doing on the part of other party leaders, invite the Tsar back (giving him the evidence of who did what) then run away to have a quiet retirement far away from justice's reach.
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Re: What if YOU were Lenin?
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2011, 11:51:39 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 23, 2011, 07:24:02 AM
That crack about the "healthier diet of veggies" really stuck in my craw.  She even gives it a cutesy-pie name.  I'd like to see her wrench a farm out of the earth with her bare hands with just a carrot in her belly.  Bitch.  I hope she's truly, truly hungry one day, digging for turnips like Scarlett.

The only people with healthier diets than Cubans are the smiling, slender folks in North Korea.

Nothing's better for heart health than hay and dirt.
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