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Offline RightCoast

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This guy is an idiot
« on: August 09, 2011, 06:31:01 PM »
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Teleprompter failure

He can't even open his mouth when the teleprompter isn't working!!!!!

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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2011, 06:38:49 PM »
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The first minute and eighteen seconds of this is, quite possibly, the BEST SPEECH the president has ever given.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2011, 06:56:15 PM »
Quote from: RightCoast on August 09, 2011, 06:31:01 PM
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Teleprompter failure

He can't even open his mouth when the teleprompter isn't working!!!!!

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Is he really waiting on the TelePrompTer?
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2011, 06:56:44 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on August 09, 2011, 06:56:15 PM
Is he really waiting on the TelePrompTer?
I believe he is.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2011, 07:04:20 PM »
Is he such a moron that he couldn't make a few off the cuff remarks to fill the time and preface the speech he is going to read? :loser:
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2011, 07:06:34 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 09, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Is he such a moron that he couldn't make a few off the cuff remarks to fill the time and preface the speech he is going to read? :loser:
You don't really need an answer to that question, right? :rofl:
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2011, 07:08:41 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 09, 2011, 07:06:34 PM
You don't really need an answer to that question, right? :rofl:

Not really.  Even President Bush would have made small talk or even made a joke about the teleprompter being down.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2011, 07:17:20 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 09, 2011, 07:08:41 PM
Not really.  Even President Bush would have made small talk or even made a joke about the teleprompter being down.
And DU would mock him for it.  Barry is so incompetent, he can't even engage an audience without a script.

I think that was one of the better things about Bush.  He got along fine when there wasn't a script involved.  Barry?  Don't interrupt him when he's eatin' his waffles.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2011, 07:33:52 PM »
Does anyone know what he was talking about, that first thing he said?

 "I'm glad somebody told me that was the last one because I had lost count."

He seemed to be responding to the guy that yelled what sounded like awkward to me.   That makes it even funnier.  But why stand there silent for over a minute?  What if it had taken 15 minutes to fix it?  Just make a quick excuse and go backstage and wait if you can't talk without TOTUS.
I forgot my pen/wallet/watch.
I gotta go feed the meter.
I gotta go to the can.
Anything would be better than what the smartest president ever did.
I'll just stand here and try to look presidential until TOTUS is up and running.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2011, 07:34:15 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 09, 2011, 07:17:20 PM
And DU would mock him for it.  Barry is so incompetent, he can't even engage an audience without a script.

I think that was one of the better things about Bush.  He got along fine when there wasn't a script involved.  Barry?  Don't interrupt him when he's eatin' his waffles.

How about we elect a president who actually knows how to deliver a speech when the TelePrompTer goes down?
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2011, 07:59:01 PM »
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The first minute and eighteen seconds of this is, quite possibly, the BEST SPEECH the president has ever given.
I would also add without any lies.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2011, 08:39:38 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on August 09, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
How about we elect a president who actually knows how to deliver a speech when the TelePrompTer goes down?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xqDKKcdra8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/youtube]

Except she had a few lines of notes written on her hand - FOR A 45 MINUTE SPEECH - so she's really dumb. /du-media mode]
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2011, 09:09:57 PM »
Like a ventriloquist's dummy in its storage case with no arm up its ass to animate it and make its mouth move.



Like a picture that says a thousand words the look on the face of General Amos is priceless.

I would love to have a beer with the General sometime and hear the unvarnished truth of just how he really feels about the "C-in-C".
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 07:42:13 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 09, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Is he such a moron that he couldn't make a few off the cuff remarks to fill the time and preface the speech he is going to read? :loser:

That's a rhetorical question, correct?  :lmao:
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 07:53:35 AM »
Watching Barry's facial expressions while he waited for his main man, TOTUS, it struck me how uncomfortable he is in his own skin.  Without props, he's nothing.  With the proper tools, such as his Grecian columns, he's P.T. Barnum reincarnated.  And there are still plenty of fools for him to wow, although the number keeps dropping along with the stock market.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 09:48:06 AM »
I guess ad libbing to get things going would be asking a little too much.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 09:56:46 AM »
Welcome aboard, ByrdDog.  :cheersmate:
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 10:00:15 AM »
Quote from: ByrdDogX on August 10, 2011, 09:48:06 AM
I guess ad libbing to get things going would be asking a little too much.

Maybe he doesn't even know how to ad lib his lies.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2011, 10:05:05 AM »
was he waiting for the TOTUS to come online or was he waiting for his internal CPU to reboot?
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2011, 11:05:43 AM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on August 10, 2011, 10:05:05 AM
was he waiting for the TOTUS to come online or was he waiting for his internal CPU to reboot?

He was waiting for Soros's hand to reach up his ass like the human puppet he is.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2011, 11:11:17 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 09, 2011, 07:04:20 PM
Is he such a moron that he couldn't make a few off the cuff remarks to fill the time and preface the speech he is going to read? :loser:


Donno, could be the mostest, smartest dude in the world, knows when to keep his mouth shut...
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2011, 08:11:56 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 09, 2011, 09:09:57 PM
Like a ventriloquist's dummy in its storage case with no arm up its ass to animate it and make its mouth move.
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That is awesome!
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2011, 10:23:50 PM »
Could someone PLEASE point to one thing he ever said or did that would actually make people think he was such a uber genius?

They can't say it is because he went to Harvard. Bush did that too. Can't go by his grades since those are state secrets now. Can't say Harvard Law Review, most people don't even remember seeing him there and his tenure there is the least cited in it's history so there was nothing much there. Lawyer, he didn't do that long. Law professor, no lectures are ever quoted and he never published anything. His first book was obviously ghost written because his second one is so lame you can tell it was not the same person doing the writing. It is not his speeches since those are written by others and even then they are shallow and pandering even with the "god voice".

He is 10 pounds of crap in a pretty 5 pound bag with spectacular creases.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2011, 07:34:02 AM »
He was never even a law professor. He was a teaching assistant.
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Re: This guy is an idiot
« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2011, 07:56:32 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 12, 2011, 07:34:02 AM
He was never even a law professor. He was a teaching assistant.

Really? They sure do love to say he was a professor tho. It figures.
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