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Offline Karin

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Pigsnout has a close one
« on: August 08, 2011, 03:38:55 PM »
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So, Shitpot is being interviewed for some newspaper article, and plans to bring the big guns regarding some cuts in the district.  He's all nervous and atwitter about it. 

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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-08-11 01:54 PM
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40. UPDATE: OMG.....
 So, I am running early, had some coffee, read some news, I'm going to meet with my supervisor before I go to the interview to give her a heads up. She's a great co-worker and deserves that respect.

So, I'm about to head out the door and I looked in the mirror for a fashion check. OOPS. I'm so worked up and nervous that while I was shaving (in the shower) I thought, "I should shave my neck" so did that too. WELL... seems I never went back to shaving my face.

I was standing next to the front door, looked in the mirror and realized I had not shaved the left side of my face. Seriously. I ALMOST walked out the door with a half-shaved face.

Ai yi yi..... that was close.

The good side is, when I went to get my shirt, my nice hubby had already ironed it for me. :0)
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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-08-11 12:39 PM
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12. Thank you for that!
 I'm ready to go at Teach for America too.
ANd charter schools.
And Bill Gates and Rupert Murdoch for looking at education as the last great financial frontier.

sigh...this might be a long article...or so heavily edited i say "hello" and "goodbye". :0)

There's that hatred for TFA again.  We'll see how the article goes.  He promises to link to it when published.  I hope whatever publication it is invites comments.   :whistling:
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 03:42:37 PM »
But he makes absolutely sure that his butthole is as hairless as a chinaman's before he leaves the house. Never know who's going to want to cram something up there.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 03:55:13 PM »
WTF? Its a fag?
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 04:02:00 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on August 08, 2011, 03:55:13 PM
WTF? Its a fag?

Now, now. We don't call them that here. We call them "Big Flamming teh Gheys".

Or Hoo-mos.

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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 04:03:29 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on August 08, 2011, 03:55:13 PM
WTF? Its a fag?

That, or the bearded woman from the circus.  One of the two.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 04:21:16 PM »
I guess I'm missing something here?  Usually when -I- shave, I include my neck.  I don't think i've ever put in enough thought to do a little *tap tap tap* "Hmmmm should I shave my neck today?????"  I just kind of do it..

I donno.. that whole little drama-sode just puzzles me...



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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 04:23:36 PM »
Neckbeards are so 2007.

If you have to worry about your hair shirt looking more like a turtleneck, might I suggest some other form of hair removal?
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 04:41:00 PM »
Snout either loves to live on the edge or is baiting a hook with this one.  He has to know about Walldud.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 05:07:21 PM »
After reading the related thread on CU, it does sound a whole lot like he is about to walldude himself!

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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 05:58:23 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on August 08, 2011, 04:41:00 PM
Snout either loves to live on the edge or is baiting a hook with this one.  He has to know about Walldud.

Very interesting.  Isn't he the one who freaked out when a principal mentioned his online comments in a faculty meeting? I'd keep my work activities quiet if I were him.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 06:17:51 PM »
So let me get this straight...someone wants to interview a flaming gay DUmmy?

That shortens the list of national publications considerably. I'm guessing its the free radical left paper found in every large city (you know the one with a 12 page pullout ad section for strip clubs?). Or its one of the internet blogs disguised to look like a real news source so DUmmies can quote made up crap in other forums.

I doubt even Communist party rags have such low standards. Unless its the useless eater of the week column.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2011, 06:27:37 PM »
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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-08-11 01:54 PM
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40. UPDATE: OMG.....
 So, I am running early, had some coffee, read some news, I'm going to meet with my supervisor before I go to the interview to give her a heads up. She's a great co-worker and deserves that respect.

I hope his supervisor cans his ass for waiting until the day of the interview to tell him that he is taking time off.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2011, 08:11:25 PM »
Snotspout will mention his "husband" in his interview, and that will be that.
What a sickening faggot.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2011, 08:16:34 PM »
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I think they are expecting an article that is about a really swell teacher who uses his free time to help the disadvantaged. What they are going to get is an article about how this teacher has had to give up his free time in order to try and make up for all the cuts that the legislature keeps throwing at us.

Does he really think taxpayers will show sympathy toward his cause?
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2011, 08:21:15 PM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on August 08, 2011, 03:55:13 PM
WTF? Its a fag?
That's what I was thinking as well. I didn't know women shaved their faces and necks??
I was already disgusted that they were a primitive, now I am really disgusted.
It's a "he",............or should I say, a "he-she". :gay:
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2011, 08:23:35 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on August 08, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
That's what I was thinking as well. I didn't know women shaved their faces and necks??
I was already disgusted that they were a primitive, now I am really disgusted.
It's a "he",............or should I say, a "he-she". :gay:

The snouted pouting primitive is, as the newspapers and magazines of old used to say, "a notorious homosexual."
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2011, 08:25:26 PM »
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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-08-11 01:54 PM
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So, I'm about to head out the door and I looked in the mirror for a fashion check. OOPS. I'm so worked up and nervous that while I was shaving (in the shower) I thought, "I should shave my neck" so did that too. WELL... seems I never went back to shaving my face.

I was standing next to the front door, looked in the mirror and realized I had not shaved the left side of my face. Seriously. I ALMOST walked out the door with a half-shaved

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Partial bouncy there.
Snortpoop can't remember if she shaved?   :overreaction:
BTW, Snortpoop. The left side is away a bit "hairy", if you get my drift. :-)
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2011, 08:42:02 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on August 08, 2011, 08:21:15 PM
That's what I was thinking as well. I didn't know women shaved their faces and necks??
I was already disgusted that they were a primitive, now I am really disgusted.
It's a "he",............or should I say, a "he-she".
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2011, 08:43:52 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 08, 2011, 08:42:02 PM
On the DUmp baseball team, Snotspout plays catcher.

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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2011, 09:17:51 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on August 08, 2011, 04:02:00 PM
Now, now. We don't call them that here. We call them "Big Flamming teh Gheys".

Or Hoo-mos.



Hell with that.

I call a faggot a faggot. No PC for me.

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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-08-11 01:54 PM
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40. UPDATE: OMG.....
 So, I am running early, had some coffee, read some news, I'm going to meet with my supervisor before I go to the interview to give her a heads up. She's a great co-worker and deserves that respect.

Isn't the faggot off for summer vacation?

And why would some liberal rag do a article on a teacher in the middle of summer shut down?
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2011, 07:18:05 AM »
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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-08-11 08:30 PM
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75. UPDATE...I'm HOME and it went great!
 It was a really nice interview. I wasn't confrontational but made sure I got through on many levels how damaging the education budget cuts have been. I was charming (I think) witty (I think) and, if nothing else, I had a perfectly ironed shirt (thanks hubby!)

They are setting up my date with the photographer and then, hopefully, people in my state will see how hard we teachers are working despite the budget cuts and despite the constant attacks against teachers and education. 
 

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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)       Mon Aug-08-11 12:10 PM
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I'm being interviewed for a fluffy feature article today--but I intend to go to a very dark place.
 Today should be a very interesting day. A big paper here (1.4 million circulation) is interviewing me for one of those "local teacher does good" articles (I will be interviewed later this month by a respected magazine as well).

I can't remember exactly where he lives.  I'm sure he told us, he's told us everything else. 
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2011, 07:44:30 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 09, 2011, 07:18:05 AM
I can't remember exactly where he lives.  I'm sure he told us, he's told us everything else.

Isn't it Oregon?

Alas, poor Oregon, if it is.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2011, 08:01:23 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 09, 2011, 07:44:30 AM
Isn't it Oregon?

Alas, poor Oregon, if it is.

Yikes!

I thought it was New Jersey.

Most likely I'm wrong. It just seems like every nutbag, fruitloop is from one of the NE states.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2011, 08:04:45 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 09, 2011, 08:01:23 AM
Yikes!

I thought it was New Jersey.

Most likely I'm wrong. It just seems like every nutbag, fruitloop is from one of the NE states.

I'm not 100% sure it's Oregon, though, and so you may be right.

But I'm pretty sure it's Oregon.

It'd be nice if someone who knows for sure enlightens us.
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Re: Pigsnout has a close one
« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2011, 09:28:13 AM »
Quote from: captrandom on August 08, 2011, 04:21:16 PM
I guess I'm missing something here?  Usually when -I- shave, I include my neck.  I don't think i've ever put in enough thought to do a little *tap tap tap* "Hmmmm should I shave my neck today?????"  I just kind of do it..

I donno.. that whole little drama-sode just puzzles me...


Not to mention, shouldn't he have shaving cream on the unshaven side?
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