I send a bunch of overnight packages (usually less than a pound) during the day. He would complain about label placement vs. package seams like he was afraid it would burst open in transit.
My UPS guy is really cool. Served in the Navy, loves this Country, doesn't go for that political correctness bullshit, and thinks the communist community organizer is a dipshit. lol
He's pretty good about the packages we give him. He actually helps us out once in awhile.