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Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« on: August 04, 2011, 10:38:34 AM »
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Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation?
   

I used to think, since I had a lousy childhood, man, in my next life I'm gonna get it right. I'm going to be born
into a nice, loving, well-to-do family...

Thing is, odds are you're far more likely to be born into some desperately poor third world family. Matter of numbers.

(Disclaimer: Just saying, I believe this life is all we have.)

Lay off of the drugs.

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Zephie Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu Aug-04-11 10:28 AM
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1. I'm hoping I can be a bird next time around

Hopefully a Duck. In season.

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7. I did in my previous life.
   
Considering what shitty parents I had in this one, I won't try it again.

It will most likely turn silly, but had to post it. Just when you think you've ran across them all, another one pops up.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 10:41:54 AM »
Odds are, DUmmy, that you're going to be a gerbil next time around. Karma's a b!ich.   :hyper:
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 10:42:29 AM »
It doesn't believe in it but starts a thread about it... :mental:
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 10:42:47 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 04, 2011, 10:38:34 AM
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Lay off of the drugs.

Hopefully a Duck. In season.

It will most likely turn silly, but had to post it. Just when you think you've ran across them all, another one pops up.

I hope reincarnation doesn't exist.  Could you imagine putting up with DUmmies over multiple lifetimes?
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 11:09:58 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 04, 2011, 10:41:54 AM
Odds are, DUmmy, that you're going to be a gerbil next time around. Karma's a b!ich.   :hyper:
With one of those GBLT's (whatever they are) as an owner.
It'll be the "end" for you.  :whistling:

Just an after thought.
In order to try it, wouldn't you have to "off" yourself, first?
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 11:16:01 AM »
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1. I'm hoping I can be a bird next time around
I'm hoping that you're a rabbit next time, and when you pop your head out of your hole and find yourself in front of Ptarmigan's house, guess what happens next...
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 11:16:05 AM »
Well they could try it now and see if they come back.

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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2011, 11:23:49 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on August 04, 2011, 11:16:05 AM
Well they could try it now and see if they come back.

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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2011, 11:33:32 AM »
The bad Karma accumulated for being involved with DU will definitely be a major set back to any hopes of a better life. I suspect cockroach status for most.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2011, 11:45:52 AM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on August 04, 2011, 10:41:54 AM
Odds are, DUmmy, that you're going to be a gerbil next time around. Karma's a b!ich.   :hyper:

In a gay household.   :-)
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 11:54:24 AM »
Statistically speaking, you'll spend eons being reincarnated as one insect after another.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 12:06:33 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 04, 2011, 11:54:24 AM
Statistically speaking, you'll spend eons being reincarnated as one insect after another.

Though the turnover on them is pretty quick...
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 12:06:51 PM »
Or microorganism.  Maybe the kind that lives in an intestinal tract.  That would be pleasant for them.  
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2011, 02:22:33 PM »
Going by their belief, let them crawl out of the sea and evolve. Maybe they'll get it right this time.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 02:50:41 PM »
Don't we all reincarnate with our DNA ?????

Past life regression is interesting, why do some of us have some talent that has to be " inherited" from a past family member.  Genes make body replication but do not explain

Why do some children insist they remember things that they were never exposed to and know things beyond their years????

Very interesting subject, the hair raising feel that one has been here before or seen this place in a dream, the fact that one can bond instantly with a stranger, love at first sight.

Is there a Gene for past memory's or a Gene that makes our personality's?????

Damn good question, curious if cloning will instill the say training of the parent so the cloned remembers how to do certain tasks that the parent had to be trained to do.?????

So much to learn, so little time.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2011, 02:55:19 PM »
Reincarnation...hogwash...BUT if I had to come back as something, I want to be TOTUS. Oh the havoc I would  cause... :lmao:
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2011, 02:57:52 PM »
I have it on good authority that active DU members are reincarnated as muslim women.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2011, 03:47:00 PM »
This thread has FlippyDoo written all over it !!

I am sending out healing white light to summon our heroic fictional spirit guide as I type this !
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2011, 04:15:45 PM »
Quote from: miskie on August 04, 2011, 03:47:00 PM
This thread has FlippyDoo written all over it !!

I am sending out healing white light to summon our heroic fictional spirit guide as I type this !

It has some sort of doo on it. More like DooDoo.

Skimmer has to be embarrassed at these kind of posts.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 04:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 04, 2011, 04:15:45 PM
It has some sort of doo on it. More like DooDoo.

Skimmer has to be embarrassed at these kind of posts.

I'm sure he can take two $50 bills, rub them on the shame, and it will be gone by morning.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 05:00:38 PM »
I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.

DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 05:03:25 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 04, 2011, 05:00:38 PM
I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.

DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.

Or cats...after all, according the the DUmmies, it's an honor for a person to have his or her cat eaten by a hawk.
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Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 05:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 04, 2011, 04:15:45 PM
It has some sort of doo on it. More like DooDoo.

Skimmer has to be embarrassed at these kind of posts.

 :lmao: H5 after I clean up the Sprite I just spat out.
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Re: Has anyone here ever attempted reincarnation? (Title left as is)
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 05:32:55 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on August 04, 2011, 05:00:38 PM
I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.

DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.

Eagle.. Pffft. Two words. Honey. Badger. [/pitt]

Immune to venom and poisons, eats pretty much everything that fits into its mouth, and has no regard for life at all. Badass.

Speaking of, here is Randall's famous Honey Badger video --
[youtube=425,349]4r7wHMg5Yjg[/youtube]

And Here is Randall's less famous but equally amusing take on Washington spending.

[youtube=560,349]JQh0tt7aL7A[/youtube]

...And now the primitives hate Randall
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 07:05:31 PM »
H5 for making me laugh.
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