I tried to reincarnate but the instructions said I have to die. Darn it.
Now I have to wait for old age to take me before I can be an eagle and kill little bunnies and ptarmigans and other cure and fluffy things...like puppies.
DUmmies will be in trouble when they reincarnate...for all the drugs and hate and sins they will have to spend several lifetimes as nuns just to make up for it all.
Eagle.. Pffft. Two words. Honey. Badger. [/pitt]
Immune to venom and poisons, eats pretty much everything that fits into its mouth, and has no regard for life at all. Badass.
Speaking of, here is Randall's famous Honey Badger video --
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And Here is Randall's less famous but equally amusing take on Washington spending.
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...And now the primitives hate Randall