What a hoot.
That's kinda like telling the bank you're not broke, you still have checks.
Reminds me of a Jeff Foxworthy skit.
Car repo man: "Mr. Foxworthy, I'm here to repo your car unless you have 1000 dollars.
Jeff: "1000 dollars, man, I don't have that kinda money on me!"
Repo man: "Well, can't you write a check?"
Jeff: "A check, HELLL yeah I can write you a check! I thought you needed money. I tell ya what, I'm gonna go ahead and pay the whole thing off right now!"