I don't have time to go through all of it since I, you know, work dummies but let's break this down a little shall we?
You don’t like children (screw them they don’t vote)......I love kids, but I don't like their parents who oftentimes want the burden and expense of raising them put on everyone else. Assistance generally should be reserved for emergency situations and devastating injuries that your average family could NOT plan for like severe disabilities.
You don’t like the poor (screw them they don’t vote)....If by poor you mean obese women and their obese bastard children who have such little shame at how they go about living as to stand up in a public place on a microphone and insult people's intelligence by saying they are 'going hungry' because they don't get enough public assistance while their hip measurement is somewhere around 60 inches, then yeah, I hate the poor.
You don’t like the elderly (screw them they are unproductive and wasteful)...I don't htink conservatives wish to have a 'death board' who can decide when its fiscally expedient to end the lives of older folks...
You don’t like the infirmed elderly (screw then they don’t vote)...read above and I won't point out the MANY du posts of how tiresome it is to care for aging parents in the effort to score the parents jackpot..mostly coming from the lips of aged hippy baby boomers.
You don’t like students ( keep them stupid so they will vote Republican)...

Oh keerist! I love education, but a language arts/humanities needs to be tempered with economics and civics so that a child actually has an education when they are done. You show me one LONG TERM welfare case that understands basic economics.
You hate unions Actually, I don't, not with the intent they originally had. They are becoming obsolete though and are totally useless in white collar jobs(imo) and only have their foot there because their largest base(manufacturing) has lost ground--ie they dont want to die so they are looking for new 'customers', it has nothing to do about safety in the workplace, but all about survival of the union.
You don’t like minorities ( screw them not enough vote)

No, i don't like minorities if their attitudes is like the aforementioned obese woman or if their only requisite to vote is that their candidate looks like them--ie I don't like lazy racists...
You don’t like legal immigrants ( screw them they don’t vote) Illegal, but you idiots like to lump decent people who jump through all the hoops to come here legally with lawbreakers. Imagine if border jumpers collectively put as much energy into cleaning their own damn country up? There's a thought.
You love profiteering from public service...wth?
You love the very wealthy and cannot do enough for them I love people who work and earn their own living..is that the same thing? And yes, I think people, no matter their income level, should keep MORE of their (key word here) OWN money. *gasp*
You worship big business I admire it as a vehicle for people to maintain their families and to bring innovation to the world. Worshiping anything whether it is a politician, business, etc is likely to generate unethical goings ons...
You love to tear down years of Progress and smile as you slash and burn yelling “No Pain-No gainâ€. No, I like to tear down barriers to opportunity and success...why do you hate success?
You love, with a passion, the opportunity to transfer wealth from hard working middle class to those who will never spend their wealth but just keep yelling â€More-More-More-give us more and we will never be satisfied until we are like Haiti where 5% own 95 % of the wealth. Maybe those middle class would not be so burdened if not supporting a huge lower class who thinks 'wealth tranfer' from people barely doing better then they are is ok?
You love to use the whip of punishment instead of the effort to change and save from sin. Bullshit..you scoff at any effort to turn from sin so how do you figure that? In your mind sin is to be applauded and celebrated...where in that is there effort to change people to be better?
You love the threat of War which allows you the opportunity to send more wealth to big corporations and the rich. Nobody likes war, unfortunatly human nature and that sin you just talk about necessitates it at times in an effort to preserve people's basic human rights.
You like, admire, and almost worship that which 75% of Americans detest as mean and cruel--Your God-Newtnut...I don't worship anyone who doesn't have the letters JC and was born over 2000 years ago..try again
You love all types of killing guns guns kill? gasp! I'm actually not a gun collector, but they have their place in the world.
You love executions of those who have no hope of being reformed or have committed themost heinous of crimes? Yes, their staying in this world is too much of a danger to the rest of humanity--better them then decent individuals
You love to steal elections Well that line never gets old eh?
You were against WWII Draft My own father wasn't even thought of when this was going on so sorry if I don't have an opinion on this.

You hate Medicare No, I think its more of a complicated issue then gimme, gimme, gimme..i want mine
You hate Social Security Since I'm paying almost 7% into it, I want my money back...that's about it. I'd prefer to do something else with it htough so yes, I must hate social security because I want other options. the nerve!
You hate Medicaid--actually no, but I dislike the leeches that make it insolvent and I don't understand why its recipients pay ZERO copays on just about everything...how is that fiscally responsible? As someone whose son is disabled(for real, not DU disabled) it's a lifesaver, but it's help in a situation with someone with a grave disability is on thin ice because of the many leeches who use it unfortunately. Medicaid should only be for those with serious disabilities and short term for those who have fell on hard tiems and need a medical 'bridge'. It should not be for perfectly capable people or just beause someone doesn't want to buy insurance to live on.
You love world’s largest rich man’s gambling casino-Wall Street...Wall Street, before your idiots who helped nurture the housing market crash, used to be a relatively safe vehicle for people to accumulate wealth==even your average person. Thanks for ruining that you greedy asshats.
You love to kill Mommie’s by denying abortion that will save her life--rubbish and you know it unless you are an idiot who does not get the dynamics of this. If this refers to 3rd term abortion, killing the baby doesn't do anything that birthing it live couldn't do as far as the mother's health. Every other situation before that I've never heard of anyone deny a woman who lets say has cancer the choice of ending the pregnancy so she can proceed with treatment. The problem with dummies is they like to paint every scenario for abortion like some life or death struggle and that's total bullshit. Some bad people out there dummies use them with absolutely no regard or respect for human life and that's an ugly reality your side doesn't seem to want to belly up too, instead content to paint some lie that every abortion situation is about life or death of the mother. I guess it's the same propensity in you to paint gays as 40 % of the population too.
