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HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« on: July 15, 2011, 12:59:19 AM »
I might need everyone's help debunking many things that is on this post, just tired right now.

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HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
   
NOTE: THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE 8 YEARS OF BUSH II AND NEO-CON DISASTERS --IMAGINE THAT HORRID LIST

HOW TO IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE

Love to Spend & Borrow
Hate to pay your way
Praise two presidents who, over 12 years, had an average GDP growth of 2.6%.
Love gutless Marine and Admiral who pled the Fifth to avoid conviction for crimes.
Love 137 who were charged with crimes over 8 years of plunder the treasury.

-----------------YOU ARE A CONSERVATIVE IF YOU CLAIM THESE------------


# 1--Debt Creation—equivalent of 600 years worth in 12 years.
# 1--Deficit Creation—400 years worth in 8 years
# 1--Lowest GDP Growth, over a 12 years period, since WWII.
# 1--In number of times (258) a President and Admiral testified under oath “I don’t remember”.
# 1--Bank Failures—President smiling and chanting “No Pain –No Gain”.
# 1--Personal Bankruptcies -President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1--Business Bankruptcies-President smiling and chanting “No Pain-No Gain”
# 1--Farm Foreclosures
# 1--Looting of S & Ls after a President said –“Folks, I think we just hit the jackpot.” The Vaults are unguarded come and get it. They did. 140 Billion charge to taxpayers.
# 1--Total bankruptcies
# 1--Stagnating median incomes
# 1--60% Tax Cut to Rich  Wrong bitch, it's everyone.
# 1--In having a President with Alzheimer’s. No pain-No gain.  That has been debunked a long time ago
# 1--In having a President who was Produced-Directed-and Protected like a Grade B actor in a Role.  I shall assume that a compliment.
# 1--In having a President who lied, over and over, about his wife’s age. Who cared?  Ain't me
# 1--In having the first President to have had a Shotgun Wedding.
# 1—In having a President who shacked up with love of his life while his wife was in the hospital delivering their child.
# 1--To have a President who lied about having a close-knit family.
# 1--To have a President guided in his decisions by the Stars
# 1--In having a President who preached religious values but never had membership in a church and rarely attended worship services and was never known to pray
# 1--In having a President who called a lying, stealing, wife abusing psychotic Marine a “Hero” then a “Liar”.
# 1--In having a President who rarely used the word “ethics” during 16 years in Government.
# 1--In losing 241 Marines from a stupid decision to shell civilian villages.
# 1--In claiming a “Great Victory” after an attack on a small Island with 88,000 inhabitants armed with .22 rifles and pea shooters.  Don't you hate it when a conservative wins a millitary operation, the left would still boo?
# 1--In claiming as a “Great Victory” and proclaiming “we have finally killed the Vietnam Syndrome” and “America Stands Tall Again”. What would he have said had we conquered Haw River N C. Greatest victory since WWII?
# 1--In pushing a “disinformation campaign” against a very small nation then bombing that nation which resulted in a revenge bombing of Pan Am 103 killing 270 Civilians. 

Then, bragging how he had “defeated Terrorism”. Till Bush resurrected it.

# 1--In shooting down an airliner and killing 290 civilians. OOPS! Goof. Sorry Iran.
# 1--In having a 20% Prime Interest Rate smiling and proclaiming “No Pain-No Gain”.
# 1--In having the highest “real” Interest Rates since WWII.
# 1--In having 15% Home Loan Interest Rates and smiling-No Pain-No Gain.
# 1--in having 16% college loan interest rate
# 1--In killing the Home Construction Business by allowing Raids on S & L’s to use money for golf course, resorts, business building etc. where in the past the primary purpose was to build homes in local communities.
# 1--In having 10.8 % unemployment while smiling. No Pain-No Gain. Highest rate since great depression.
# 1--In having a recession in one-third of twelve years.
# 1—In scandals. Every Major Scandal in 20th Century was on a Republican Administration unless you want to call ML major.

----------------------YOU ARE A GREAT CONSERVATIVE IF----------

You don’t like children (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the poor (screw them they don’t vote)
You don’t like the elderly (screw them they are unproductive and wasteful)
You don’t like the infirmed elderly (screw then they don’t vote)
You don’t like students ( keep them stupid so they will vote Republican)
You hate unions  Yes we do, they are thugs and a tool for the lazy
You don’t like minorities ( screw them not enough vote)  And you don't like minorities who agree with us
You don’t like legal immigrants ( screw them they don’t vote)  Other way around, DUchbag!!!!
You love profiteering from public service
You love the very wealthy and cannot do enough for them  AKA the left has a hatred for the successful
You worship big business  We worship success
You love to tear down years of Progress and smile as you slash and burn yelling “No Pain-No gain”.
You love, with a passion, the opportunity to transfer wealth from hard working middle class to those who will never spend their wealth but just keep yelling ”More-More-More-give us more and we will never be satisfied until we are like Haiti where 5% own 95 % of the wealth.
You love to use the whip of punishment instead of the effort to change and save from sin.
You love the threat of War which allows you the opportunity to send more wealth to big corporations and the rich.
You like, admire, and almost worship that which 75% of Americans detest as mean and cruel--Your God-Newtnut
You love all types of killing guns  What else can guns do?  Till a garden?
You love executions  yes we do if one deserves it
You love to steal elections  And more so you love to use that as excuses
You were against WWII Draft  Look who's talking?
You hate Medicare (but love to use it)
You hate Social Security (but love to get it)
You hate Medicaid
You love world’s largest rich man’s gambling casino-Wall Street
You love to kill Mommie’s by denying abortion that will save her life


Want a Deep Recession then take a chance with Republicans in total control for their history is that---ALL depressions—all “significant” recessions have been under a Republican Administration in the Twentieth Century.

Addendeum10-08-O9
20 years of Conservatism—Reagan-Bush I-Bush II and we have been in a Recession in 7 of 20 years or in 35 percent of the years.

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2011, 03:57:24 AM »
I don't have time to go through all of it since I, you know, work dummies but let's break this down a little shall we?




You don’t like children (screw them they don’t vote)......I love kids, but I don't like their parents who oftentimes want the burden and expense of raising them put on everyone else. Assistance generally should be reserved for emergency situations and devastating injuries that your average family could NOT plan for like severe disabilities.

You don’t like the poor (screw them they don’t vote)....If by poor you mean obese women and their obese bastard children who have such little shame at how they go about living as to stand up in a public place on a microphone and insult people's intelligence by saying they are 'going hungry' because they don't get enough public assistance while their hip measurement is somewhere around 60 inches, then yeah, I hate the poor.

You don’t like the elderly (screw them they are unproductive and wasteful)...I don't htink conservatives wish to have a 'death board' who can decide when its fiscally expedient to end the lives of older folks...

You don’t like the infirmed elderly (screw then they don’t vote)...read above and I won't point out the MANY du posts of how tiresome it is to care for aging parents in the effort to score the parents jackpot..mostly coming from the lips of aged hippy baby boomers.

You don’t like students ( keep them stupid so they will vote Republican)... :rotf: Oh keerist! I love education, but a language arts/humanities needs to be tempered with economics and civics so that a child actually has an education when they are done. You show me one LONG TERM welfare case that understands basic economics.

You hate unions  Actually, I don't, not with the intent they originally had. They are becoming obsolete though and are totally useless in white collar jobs(imo) and only have their foot there because their largest base(manufacturing) has lost ground--ie they dont want to die so they are looking for new 'customers', it has nothing to do about safety in the workplace, but all about survival of the union.


You don’t like minorities ( screw them not enough vote)  :rotf: No, i don't like minorities if their attitudes is like the aforementioned obese woman or if their only requisite to vote is that their candidate looks like them--ie I don't like lazy racists...

You don’t like legal immigrants ( screw them they don’t vote)  Illegal, but you idiots like to lump decent people who jump through all the hoops to come here legally with lawbreakers. Imagine if border jumpers collectively put as much energy into cleaning their own damn country up? There's a thought.

You love profiteering from public service...wth?

You love the very wealthy and cannot do enough for them  I love people who work and earn their own living..is that the same thing? And yes, I think people, no matter their income level, should keep MORE of their (key word here) OWN money. *gasp*

You worship big business  I admire it as a vehicle for people to maintain their families and to bring innovation to the world. Worshiping anything whether it is a politician, business, etc is likely to generate unethical goings ons...

You love to tear down years of Progress and smile as you slash and burn yelling “No Pain-No gain”. No, I like to tear down barriers to opportunity and success...why do you hate success?

You love, with a passion, the opportunity to transfer wealth from hard working middle class to those who will never spend their wealth but just keep yelling ”More-More-More-give us more and we will never be satisfied until we are like Haiti where 5% own 95 % of the wealth. Maybe those middle class would not be so burdened if not supporting a huge lower class who thinks 'wealth tranfer' from people barely doing better then they are is ok?

You love to use the whip of punishment instead of the effort to change and save from sin. Bullshit..you scoff at any effort to turn from sin so how do you figure that? In your mind sin is to be applauded and celebrated...where in that is there effort to change people to be better?

You love the threat of War which allows you the opportunity to send more wealth to big corporations and the rich. Nobody likes war, unfortunatly human nature and that sin you just talk about necessitates it at times in an effort to preserve people's basic human rights.

You like, admire, and almost worship that which 75% of Americans detest as mean and cruel--Your God-Newtnut...I don't worship anyone who doesn't have the letters JC and was born over 2000 years ago..try again

You love all types of killing guns guns kill? gasp! I'm actually not a gun collector, but they have their place in the world.

You love executions of those who have no hope of being reformed or have committed themost heinous of crimes? Yes, their staying in this world is too much of a danger to the rest of humanity--better them then decent individuals

You love to steal elections  Well that line never gets old eh?

You were against WWII Draft  My own father wasn't even thought of when this was going on so sorry if I don't have an opinion on this. :lmao:

You hate Medicare No, I think its more of a complicated issue then gimme, gimme, gimme..i want mine

You hate Social Security Since I'm paying almost 7% into it, I want my money back...that's about it. I'd prefer to do something else with it htough  so yes, I must hate social security because I want other options. the nerve!

You hate Medicaid--actually no, but I dislike the leeches that make it insolvent and I don't understand why its recipients pay ZERO copays on just about everything...how is that fiscally responsible? As someone whose son is disabled(for real, not DU disabled) it's a lifesaver, but it's help in a situation with someone with a grave disability is on thin ice because of the many leeches who use it unfortunately. Medicaid should only be for those with serious disabilities and short term for those who have fell on hard tiems and need a medical 'bridge'. It should not be for perfectly capable people or just beause someone doesn't want to buy insurance to live on.

You love world’s largest rich man’s gambling casino-Wall Street...Wall Street, before your idiots who helped nurture the housing  market crash, used to be a relatively safe vehicle for people to accumulate wealth==even your average person. Thanks for ruining that you greedy asshats.

You love to kill Mommie’s by denying abortion that will save her life--rubbish and you know it unless you are an idiot who does not get the dynamics of this. If this refers to 3rd term abortion, killing the baby doesn't do anything that birthing it live couldn't do as far as the mother's health. Every other situation before that I've never heard of anyone deny a woman who lets say has cancer the choice of ending the pregnancy so she can proceed with treatment. The problem with dummies is they like to paint every scenario for abortion like some life or death struggle and that's total bullshit. Some bad people out there dummies use them with absolutely no regard or respect for human life and that's an ugly reality your side doesn't seem to want to belly up too, instead content to paint some lie that every abortion situation is about life or death of the mother. I guess it's the same propensity in you to paint gays as 40 % of the population too.  :whatever:

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2011, 04:49:11 AM »
Stupid list, full of half-truths and absolute falsehoods.

Know how you can REALLY tell a conservative? S/He's the one with the job...
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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2011, 04:56:28 AM »
Utter rubbish.

The swinish primitive doesn't even deserve the benefit of illumination.
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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2011, 07:07:09 AM »
Stupid list, full of half-truths and absolute falsehoods.

Know how you can REALLY tell a conservative? S/He's the one with the job...


These DUmmies are getting desperate, eh?

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2011, 07:35:55 AM »
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In having a President who lied, over and over, about his wife’s age. Who cared?
   :lmao:  Now that's getting desperate!  I don't even know what he's talking about.  At any rate, their president, the current one, lies on a daily basis. 

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2011, 07:44:42 AM »
How to identify a liberal...AKA a DUmmie....

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2011, 08:16:06 AM »
Reagan. The DUmmie is still trying to smear Reagan. Reagan's Administration ended on January 20, 1989 (22 years ago) and the DUmmies still run again candidate Reagan. Pathetic.

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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2011, 08:42:52 AM »
Imagine this, DUmmie:  A Republican president illegally has Jesse Jackson wiretapped, Basically just to keep track on him.  Huge scandal, right?  That president might be impeached.  Now replace "republican" with "democrat" and Jesse Jackson with MLK, and you have historical fact, and it gets only a yawn.
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Re: HOW IDENTIFY A CONSERVATIVE
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2011, 09:13:00 AM »
I stopped at "You're a great conservative if you don't like children". Someone who is a member of a group that cheers the execution of children before they are born claims someone else doesn't like children? It almost sounds like another case of 2 + 2 = potato.
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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2011, 09:21:40 AM »
You hate children...

Remind me which ideology has defended the killing of about 50 million kids over the last almost 40 years?  Remind me which ideology wants to keep mostly minority kids in failing "publik skools"?

You hate (insert failed or failing government program or Ponzi scheme here), but still want to use it.

Nope.  You can keep them.  I would appreciate if you were kind enough to give back the money that you've taken from me, though.  As if that'll happen.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2011, 09:41:27 AM »
For regressives all their failed concepts in someway only failed because of conservatives, we just won't repeal common sense.
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