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Offline CG6468

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Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« on: July 02, 2011, 01:57:10 PM »
Burp much? How about farting? Are you guilty?

Other: Imprison algore for long term observation and treatment.
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 07:15:28 PM »
Put all liberals in sealed plastic bags.
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 07:28:34 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 02, 2011, 01:57:10 PM
Burp much? How about farting? Are you guilty?

Other: Imprison algore for long term observation and treatment.

Tax Bush's baked beans.  Anything named Bush has to be bad.
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2011, 07:40:03 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on July 02, 2011, 07:28:34 PM
Tax Bush's baked beans.  Anything named Bush has to be bad.
Clever!^
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2011, 07:45:29 PM »
I clicked, "Other: please explain below."
The fact that this is even a statistic is silly. We can do nothing about human/cow/animal farts.

I know many women who wish men would stop thinking farts are funny...but that will never happen.
So I suggest a national campaign for serious global warming nuts. They can throw all they have at this.
The "It's NOT Funny" campaign. A bunch of grandma's looking into cameras saying, "Farts aren't funny! They are deadly serious! Stop laughing! Stop laughing! Hold it in. Use charcoal filtered underwear. STOP LAUGHING!"
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2011, 09:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on July 02, 2011, 07:45:29 PM
I clicked, "Other: please explain below."
The fact that this is even a statistic is silly. We can do nothing about human/cow/animal farts.

I know many women who wish men would stop thinking farts are funny...but that will never happen.
So I suggest a national campaign for serious global warming nuts. They can throw all they have at this.
The "It's NOT Funny" campaign. A bunch of grandma's looking into cameras saying, "Farts aren't funny! They are deadly serious! Stop laughing! Stop laughing! Hold it in. Use charcoal filtered underwear. STOP LAUGHING!"

Obligatory burning fart video:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLph3wLyTo4&feature=related[/youtube]
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Re: Farts and Burps Create About 12% Of Our Greenhouse Gas: What to do?
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2011, 11:07:55 PM »
 :lmao:

Flame on!

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