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Offline dandi

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n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« on: June 09, 2011, 01:26:17 PM »
When even the DUmbasses are skeptical, you know it's a crap story.


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dorksied (59 posts)     Thu Jun-09-11 12:57 PM
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I was called a 'Libtard' in public, replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker', got punched. LOL
 In front of witnesses, at work. Now, I'm curious whether or not he's gonna be wanting state assistance to pay his bills since he was stupid enough to do something like this and get fired. My bet is, now that HE needs help, he will be all for collecting the money he paid into the system, the so called 'entitlement welfare' that he bitched about every day.

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Bunny  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:01 PM
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2. Libtard, Repiglicker, and punching. This post has everything!

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PeaceNikki  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:02 PM
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4. meh. It's lacking a pit bull and didn't happen at the Olive Garden.

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robertpaulsen (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:31 PM
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17. Literal hippie-punching!
 Yep, a post with everything but smoking.

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Renew Deal  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:14 PM
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12. You should send your story to Readers Digest
 It's fascinating.

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Tommy_Carcetti (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:44 PM
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22. Nah, Penthouse Forum it is! nt

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Odin2005  (1000+ posts)        Thu Jun-09-11 01:33 PM
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18. Cool story, Bro! *SARCASM*


Note to DUmmies-in-waiting: Get at least into the triple digits in post number before generating a Bouncy. Then they'll lap up anything you say like a kitten at a saucer of milk.
 

 

 
 
 
 
 

 
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2011, 01:39:15 PM »
I'm disappointed no one on the thread has yet mentioned cops or bushes.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2011, 01:41:01 PM »
So I jumped the gun with my libtard story?
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2011, 01:42:45 PM »
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dorksied (59 posts)     Thu Jun-09-11 01:14 PM
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11. I did almost get fired,
 but I have filed multiple complaints about workplace harassment on this guy because he was always picking fights with me verbally over politics. I got a write up. No big deal.  
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 spin  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-09-11 01:57 PM
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24. You did the right thing when you filed complaints against the guy ...
 Excellent!  
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MedicalAdmin  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-09-11 01:39 PM
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19. I agree - go to a clinic and go to the cops.
 You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. Then SUE his ass into the ground.

Get yourself a shark like attorney who works on commission and take him/her off the leash. What do you have to lose?
 There's your cop!   :-)
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2011, 01:45:25 PM »
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MedicalAdmin  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-09-11 01:39 PM
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You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan
Nadin's parrots have to get that done before she can go to her father's funeral.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 02:00:53 PM »
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MedicalAdmin  (1000+ posts)      Thu Jun-09-11 01:39 PM
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19. I agree - go to a clinic and go to the cops.
 
You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. Then SUE his ass into the ground.

Get yourself a shark like attorney who works on commission and take him/her off the leash. What do you have to lose?

This is exactly why we need loser pays in this country.  The DUmmie sees no problem with the attorney working for free to do his bidding and has NO regard for the other person who is going to be out legal fees at the very least.

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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 03:26:15 PM »
Workers pay no part of workers unemployment benefits.

DUmmies think because they pay half their SocSec witholding that they pay taxes, unemployment, workers comp., you name it and they have "paid" for it and therefore they owe me..
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2011, 04:17:09 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on June 09, 2011, 02:00:53 PM
This is exactly why we need loser pays in this country.  The DUmmie sees no problem with the attorney working for free to do his bidding and has NO regard for the other person who is going to be out legal fees at the very least.

KC

BINGO! HI5 IIRC in 1995 or there about as many people were graduating law school in a year as there were total working lawyers. I'm pretty sure that is when the decline of the USA went into hyper drive.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2011, 04:51:07 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 09, 2011, 04:17:09 PM
BINGO! HI5 IIRC in 1995 or there about as many people were graduating law school in a year as there were total working lawyers. I'm pretty sure that is when the decline of the USA went into hyper drive.

Saw a TV program several years ago on that very subject. Japan had a grand total a population of about 50 million and 25,000 lawyers that handled all legal issues in that nation. We had a population of 250 million and graduated 25,000 lawyers every year. They all had to go out and find someone to sue to make a living.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2011, 05:06:21 PM »
My feeling is unless you have 1000 posts under your belt, its just not safe to open a thread on your own.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2011, 05:13:30 PM »
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4. meh. It's lacking a pit bull and didn't happen at the Olive Garden.

And McDonalds, and I guess it wasn't a senior citizen.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 05:21:22 PM »
I almost needed a new monitor. This was a pathetic attempt. I was going to post it, but luckily, I check recent DUmmy fodder here. :lmao:

It's...it's just too much. :lmao:
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2011, 07:04:29 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on June 09, 2011, 01:41:01 PM
So I jumped the gun with my libtard story?

LOL -- yes you did EC.   Try better next time with your other moles. 
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2011, 07:55:50 PM »
If only the poster had waited until they had more then 500 posts, or better yet 1000+. The Dummies would likely have believed it then.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 07:58:58 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 09, 2011, 03:26:15 PM
Workers pay no part of workers unemployment benefits.

DUmmies think because they pay half their SocSec witholding that they pay taxes, unemployment, workers comp., you name it and they have "paid" for it and therefore they owe me..

I've got paystubs from SoCal Edison stating otherwise.  Same with workman's comp insurance.  I had deductions for both out of my check.
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Re: n00b attempts Bouncy, fails miserably
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2011, 08:14:41 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on June 09, 2011, 07:58:58 PM
I've got paystubs from SoCal Edison stating otherwise.  Same with workman's comp insurance.  I had deductions for both out of my check.

I don't think it is legal to charge you for WC premiums.   Are you sure it wasn't a STD or LTD policy?
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