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Offline FreeBorn

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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2011, 10:35:56 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 08, 2011, 09:51:05 AM
I think you have a pretty firm grasp on Canadiana. I also like that stuff where they pour fresh maple syrup into a bucket of snow.
But their beer sucks. I used flat Molson's (it sat overnight, after one awful sip) to water some houseplants. They died.
:lmao: They need to trap that skunk and get it out of their brewery!
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2011, 11:13:47 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on June 08, 2011, 06:44:20 AM
Says the dipshit living under the protective umbrella of the most powerful nation and military in the world! :whatever: Hey asshole? How's about you throw some of those "loonies" into our military budget since you benefit from it's protection.Half my family is from Canada but it really irritates me when ****ing Canadians start in with the "holier than thou" bullshit...A simple thank you to the US military and taxpayer who funds said military will suffice... :bird: on edit...Oh and come and get your ****ing geese....I'm sick of stepping in their Saint Bernard sized dumps on my lakefront :censored: :bird:

Just about exactly what I was going to say.  Canada doesn't need a military that is worth a damn because they have us protecting them. 
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2011, 11:20:33 AM »
To think for all this time, I thought it was because they still had to wear coats in the summer. :whatever:
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2011, 06:38:15 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on June 08, 2011, 09:42:40 AM

He is likely either from Quebec in which case he is really a Frenchman (1/3 hominid, 2/3 jellyfish)
We hot Quebec women know who the real men are here. Not all "Frenchmen" are jellyfish...Don't stereotype.

I'm a rare Conservative living among "frenchmen" and there are some in my family and friends who are not jellyfish.
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2011, 07:16:29 PM »
The biggest difference between Americans and Canadians is Americans fought for their sovereign citizenship, while Canadians just laid around until some act of parliament, or some such, handed it to them.

If you don't know why you want liberty, you're going to screw up a country like Canadians or New Yorkers or Californians did.
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #30 on: June 09, 2011, 08:22:22 PM »
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We DON'T worship our military as if our whole existence depended on them. The western world has NOT, I repeat NOT, been threatened with existential destruction since WWII. Viet Nam, Grenada, Beirut, Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan never had a chance to end life as we know it. Yes, I know, we're in Afghanistan, too. I just don't attribute my freedom to any soldier there "fighting for my way of life"



You don't have a military to speak of, but God bless those poor slobs who do serve in your military as they do so out of true dedication to their country.   You should be ashamed of yourselves for the way they are treated.

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I just don't attribute my freedom to any soldier

You owe your freedom to the United States of America.  Anytime you want to thank our military for protecting your sorry ass, and our taxpayers for footing the bill for your protection... well, we are waiting to hear it. 

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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #31 on: June 09, 2011, 08:35:15 PM »
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You owe your freedom to the United States of America.  Anytime you want to thank our military for protecting your sorry ass, and our taxpayers for footing the bill for your protection... well, we are waiting to hear it.
 

I know that. The men here are "artists" and "poets" and the real men who are in the military are being ridiculed in the media. Same goes with the police force. They are all brutes here. Makes me sick. Men here are total pussies. We have a major criminal trial going on here. A prominent doctor killed his 2 young children aged 4 and 2. Stabbed them to death in their bed while they were pleading for their lives. His wife left him and he was "depressed". He killed his 2 young children then drank windshield wiper fluid but they found him. Now they say he was not in his right mind. His son pleaded for his life while he was stabbing him to death.

They're saying he was depressed and under stress....
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #32 on: June 09, 2011, 08:52:29 PM »
Canadians have to maintain constant vigilance against Newfie terrorism.
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Re: The BIG differences between Canadians and Americans
« Reply #33 on: June 09, 2011, 09:00:31 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 09, 2011, 08:52:29 PM
Canadians have to maintain constant vigilance against Newfie terrorism.



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