Uh oh.
The snoutpout primitive's in trouble now.
Madam, you are amazing, awesome; it's mind-boggling how good you are.
The snoutpout primitive's in trouble now. Alas for the snoutpout primitive!
LOL, you know how this gets my back up Frank.

I am usually not a headline reader but will admit I was one here, I did not read the entire thread prior to posting. I read the thread. He is an attention whore.
He works in a classroom of students with severe behaviors. This student clearly does not have a proper behavior plan in place, and this putz -- while claiming to have sufficient restraint training, OBVIOUSLY has nothing of the sort. Mr. Fantastic doesn't have a clue how to write curriculum necessary for this student to learn self-regulation.
Snoutpout, if you worked in my district you would be out of a job. Posting this account on the internet is disgusting, as you clearly are. Your comments about the restaurant are a clear indication how much you actually loathe this position. Get another job, while you state this job inspires you so, you are not suited for the demands of it.
Next.