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Offline dandi

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Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« on: June 04, 2011, 04:25:24 PM »
Notable only for the speed in which it was locked. Two minutes and no responses. That has to be some kind of record.

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The Unawriter (40 posts)      Sat Jun-04-11 04:00 PM
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Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden? Yes, says firm who claim its pig fat gun oil is bought by U
 Source: (UK) Daily Mail Online

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise? Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.

The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product 'a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.'

The apparent owner of the gun oil site, who goes by the name 'The Midnight Rider,' explains how the pig fat will transfer onto anything the bullet strikes.

This 'effectively denies entry to Allah's paradise to an Islamo-fascist terrorist,' Rider adds.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1393679/Did-por...


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This is 46 kinds of disgusting, and the rest of the article is no better.

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maddezmom   (1000+ posts)        Sat Jun-04-11 04:02 PM
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 Over 12 hours old.

Horseshit. If it was a Christian-bashing thread you would have just moved it to GD. All in keeping with DU's "Let's not offend the Muslims" policy.
 

 
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2011, 04:43:32 PM »
I'm confused.

The campfire was lit at 4:00 p.m.

And then doused at 4:02 p.m.

This must be "over twelve hours" in the primitive perception, given their short attention-spans.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2011, 04:52:42 PM »
I think they're saying that the story itself is over 12 hours old and thus doesn't qualify for their "Latest Breaking News" forum. Still, they never have a problem shuffling posts around to different, more appropriate forums when the mood strikes them.

They just wanted to kill this one quickly.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2011, 07:27:12 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 04, 2011, 04:43:32 PM
I'm confused.

The campfire was lit at 4:00 p.m.

And then doused at 4:02 p.m.

This must be "over twelve hours" in the primitive perception, given their short attention-spans.

12 regular hours sure pass faster than 24 business hours.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2011, 09:07:47 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 04, 2011, 07:27:12 PM
12 regular hours sure pass faster than 24 business hours.

DU exists in a separate but equal space-time continuum, which unfortunately does interface with ours.  This allows them to think the thoughts of a 1920 Soviet Red, or a 1932 Italian Fascist, yet believe they are thinking the thoughts of a Technocratic Progressive state circa 2050 (Not that the two concepts are entirely unrelated).

Sadly, this state of affairs means they are immune to any rational thought processes that would enable them to understand our world as it is.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2011, 09:09:47 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on June 04, 2011, 09:07:47 PM
DU exists in a separate but equal space-time continuum, which unfortunately does interface with ours.  This allows them to think the thoughts of a 1920 Soviet Red, or a 1932 Italian Fascist, yet believe they are thinking the thoughts of a Technocratic Progressive state circa 2050 (Not that the two concepts are entirely unrelated).

Sadly, this state of affairs means they are immune to any rational thought processes that would enable them to understand our world as it is.

DAT, that is one of the most entertaining, and possibly most accurate, descriptions of DU that I've ever read.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2011, 10:45:11 PM »
I think this is really smart marketing by the good folks at the Silver Bullet Gun Oil Company.
Sunni muzzies spend millions to kill Shi'ite muzzies.
Shi'ite muzzies spend millions to kill Sunni muzzies.
Both flavors of muzzie would love to deny the other flavor from entry to Paradise.
If they can reduce the number of muzzies qualifying, some day Allah may change his policy to 80, or even 100 virgins for each muzzie martyr.
Both flavors of muzzie will want to soak their bullets, bombs, rifle bores, and suicide vests in Silver Bullet Gun Oil.
That's a lot of gun oil sales.
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Re: Did a pork-coated bullet kill Bin Laden?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2011, 11:16:08 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on June 04, 2011, 10:45:11 PM
I think this is really smart marketing by the good folks at the Silver Bullet Gun Oil Company.
Sunni muzzies spend millions to kill Shi'ite muzzies.
Shi'ite muzzies spend millions to kill Sunni muzzies.
Both flavors of muzzie would love to deny the other flavor from entry to Paradise.
If they can reduce the number of muzzies qualifying, some day Allah may change his policy to 80, or even 100 virgins for each muzzie martyr.
Both flavors of muzzie will want to soak their bullets, bombs, rifle bores, and suicide vests in Silver Bullet Gun Oil.
That's a lot of gun oil sales.
I  :heart: capitalism! Suck it muzzies!
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