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Offline thundley4

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »
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But you all like me, and I hate Snooooooooooki. All I wanted was to create this tread to talk dodwn on this idiot as much as possible. Help me out here. Suffer through this with me.  :tongue: :fuelfire:

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2011, 04:13:43 PM »
Why won't this stupid bimbo just disappear? Why is she popular. Why is this show doing so well.

Loose morals, no brains, semi good looks, can't stay out of trouble, big tits.  The "winning combination" nowadays.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2011, 04:55:09 PM »
The asshole part of myself says "Hey, I want to hook up with a chick like that once or twice. Y'know, just so I can get laid, and more importantly, have companionship. Even just for a half hour."

The sane, and sensible side of me says:  :thatsright:

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2011, 05:26:11 PM »
Come on now!!!  I thought she had the two most important things a man looks for in a woman!!! 

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2011, 06:00:11 PM »
Jersey Shore is the best example of why TV needs a Stupidectomy.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2011, 06:18:57 PM »
Come on now!!!  I thought she had the two most important things a man looks for in a woman!!! 

4 feet tall and a flat head on top



Place to set my beer, I guess...


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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2011, 06:29:13 PM »
Come on now!!!  I thought she had the two most important things a man looks for in a woman!!! 

4 feet tall and a flat head on top



I would look better in that swim suit and I'm old enough to be her mother.

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2011, 07:17:39 PM »
I would look better in that swim suit and I'm old enough to be her mother.

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2011, 07:28:55 PM »
Oh God, she IS an Ooompa Loompa!  She looks like a ticking time bomb of skin cancer waiting to explode.

Also, a good disposition and pleasant personality goes a long way.  Too bad she doesn't seem to have either.


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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2011, 08:02:31 PM »
Jersey Shore is the best example of why TV needs a Stupidectomy.

50 years ago Newton N. Minow called it, "The Great Wasteland."  It's only gotten worse since then.  As much as I loathe Springsteen, he was dead on with his song, "57 Channels."

Here we have a 24-year old virtual nobody whose only claim to fame is she's the product of an illicit affair between Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, and an unnamed Oompa Loompa.  But that's nothing compared to the skanks who have become rich and famous far beyond their intellectual or working abilities should have enriched them simply because they choose to release less than flattering porn of themselves, or worse.

And people wonder why I ridicule the mental prowess of those who actually give a shit about American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, the Hollywood gossip shows, et al.  Remember, these people vote too.  They just don't necessarily vote SMART.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2011, 08:56:30 PM »
Come on now!!!  I thought she had the two most important things a man looks for in a woman!!! 

4 feet tall and a flat head on top



Dang....not only am I a whole lot older and skinnier...my boobiez don't sag like hers do!!!  :yahoo:


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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2011, 10:59:47 PM »
^ Awesome. That's all I'm saying...:shucks:

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2011, 01:28:16 AM »
love it too, can't stand that fatass Tracy

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2011, 05:46:24 AM »
Tracy looks like John Travolta in "Hairspray".



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You can't even see her lips  :lmao:






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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2011, 07:48:01 AM »
Naw, Rev, compaq is fully on target. This is apparently yet another pop culture "diva" who has her head squarely up her ass and is not worthy of the time and effort to write this post, much less create an entire thread about it.  :whatever:

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2011, 09:19:31 AM »
Fawcett certainly garners a lot more respect from me. Snooki just draws my ridicule. Can't even believe she was at Wrestlemania. What was she supposed to be, eye candy? :puke:

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »
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