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Snooki In Custody in Italy
« on: May 30, 2011, 03:13:23 PM »



FLORENCE -- Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, one of the stars of MTV's reality series "Jersey Shore," was in police custody Monday in Italy after crashing into a police car, according to a new report.

Polizzi, in Florence to tape the fourth season of "Jersey Shore," was driving when she rear-ended the patrol car. A witness told TMZ that the crash wedged Polizzi's car between the police car and a highway wall.
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Why won't this stupid bimbo just disappear? Why is she popular. Why is this show doing so well. This is one of the reasons I feel that there's not much good on on TV anymore. I've seen a bit of the show, and the house is full to the brim of stupid assholes. It distubes me that so many tune in. And "Snookie" is the fatest, stupidest, most catered to slut on the show. I simply posted this because I thought it was funny.

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2011, 03:16:57 PM »
Ugly, lazy and stupid is no way to go through life, Snooki.
Wonder what her DUmmy name is.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2011, 03:24:36 PM »
Awwww. I even formatted it for Breaking News, and everything, mods. :(

It only broke about a half hour ago, anyway. I know we're not a tabloid forum, but I figured it deserved the status.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2011, 03:25:36 PM »
Quote from: Boudicca on May 30, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
Ugly, lazy and stupid is no way to go through life, Snooki.
Wonder what her DUmmy name is.

You forgot "drunk" . . .

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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2011, 03:32:18 PM »
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2011, 07:42:07 PM »
I watch it.  It has no socially redeeming value but it saves me 2 hours in the car and 60 bucks in gas and tolls.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2011, 08:14:12 PM »
Quote from: olde north church on May 30, 2011, 07:42:07 PM
I watch it.  It has no socially redeeming value but it saves me 2 hours in the car and 60 bucks in gas and tolls.


I got hooked on it when I was in the hospital for 2 months.  :lmao:
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2011, 08:26:46 PM »
In jail in Italy.......... NOT a pleasant place to be......
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2011, 08:41:39 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 30, 2011, 08:14:12 PM
I got hooked on it when I was in the hospital for 2 months.  :lmao:

I've never seen JerseyShore, but I got hooked on Jerseylicious last summer when there wasn't anything else on one night. Now I'm watching the new season. The amount of makeup and jewelry, and the outrageous clothes and footwear...fascinate me!

I can't stand a thin coat of foundation on my face because I feel like a need a trowel to scrape it off, I can trip wearing a pair of ballerina flats, the only jewelry that I always wear are diamond studs in my ears, and I don't have enough hair to get around a fat roller let alone tease 5 inches above my head (even if I had the hair I couldn't get it to do that!!)..... I think I watch it more than anything to see what they all look like during the show. I would maybe consider some of what they do, if I was going to a Halloween party.  :-)
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2011, 09:39:50 PM »
Quote from: debk on May 30, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
I've never seen JerseyShore, but I got hooked on Jerseylicious last summer when there wasn't anything else on one night. Now I'm watching the new season. The amount of makeup and jewelry, and the outrageous clothes and footwear...fascinate me!

I can't stand a thin coat of foundation on my face because I feel like a need a trowel to scrape it off, I can trip wearing a pair of ballerina flats, the only jewelry that I always wear are diamond studs in my ears, and I don't have enough hair to get around a fat roller let alone tease 5 inches above my head (even if I had the hair I couldn't get it to do that!!)..... I think I watch it more than anything to see what they all look like during the show. I would maybe consider some of what they do, if I was going to a Halloween party.  :-)

Watch Jerseylicious too ... when Alexa used the term "Algonquin Roundtable" last night, I was shocked.  First off, it's a favorite term of mine.  Secondly, she's a NJ makeup artist, not exactly the most literary of NJ occupations.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2011, 10:06:23 PM »
And people are supposed to care about this? I don't even know who she is.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2011, 10:21:50 PM »
^ Shut it. :p I just thought it was news some would be interested in.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2011, 05:29:34 AM »
Quote from: debk on May 30, 2011, 08:41:39 PM
I've never seen JerseyShore, but I got hooked on Jerseylicious last summer when there wasn't anything else on one night. Now I'm watching the new season. The amount of makeup and jewelry, and the outrageous clothes and footwear...fascinate me!

I can't stand a thin coat of foundation on my face because I feel like a need a trowel to scrape it off, I can trip wearing a pair of ballerina flats, the only jewelry that I always wear are diamond studs in my ears, and I don't have enough hair to get around a fat roller let alone tease 5 inches above my head (even if I had the hair I couldn't get it to do that!!)..... I think I watch it more than anything to see what they all look like during the show. I would maybe consider some of what they do, if I was going to a Halloween party.  :-)

love it too, can't stand that fatass Tracy
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2011, 09:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on May 30, 2011, 10:21:50 PM
^ Shut it. :p I just thought it was news some would be interested in.

Naw, Rev, compaq is fully on target. This is apparently yet another pop culture "diva" who has her head squarely up her ass and is not worthy of the time and effort to write this post, much less create an entire thread about it.  :whatever:
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2011, 09:36:57 AM »
Non vorrei scopare con un cazzo rubato.
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2011, 09:40:15 AM »
Who? That was my thought when I first saw the thread.  :???:

Now I can comment: Who the hell cares?
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2011, 09:48:25 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 31, 2011, 09:40:15 AM
Who? That was my thought when I first saw the thread.  :???:

Now I can comment: Who the hell cares?
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2011, 09:54:53 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 31, 2011, 09:48:25 AM
Lei è una puttana paffuto con le malattie veneree, molti.

I'm not from the planet Zorcon. Translation required!  :rotf:  :yahoo:
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2011, 10:02:33 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 31, 2011, 09:54:53 AM
I'm not from the planet Zorcon. Translation required!  :rotf:  :yahoo:

Something along the lines of She's a whore with a venereal disease  :lmao:
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2011, 10:04:49 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on May 31, 2011, 09:54:53 AM
I'm not from the planet Zorcon. Translation required!  :rotf:  :yahoo:
He said "she's fat and has venereal diseases"
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2011, 10:08:54 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 31, 2011, 10:04:49 AM
He said "she's fat and has venereal diseases"
"fat whore" rather :-)
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2011, 10:21:23 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on May 31, 2011, 09:09:19 AM
Naw, Rev, compaq is fully on target. This is apparently yet another pop culture "diva" who has her head squarely up her ass and is not worthy of the time and effort to write this post, much less create an entire thread about it.  :whatever:

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But you all like me, and I hate Snooooooooooki. All I wanted was to create this tread to talk dodwn on this idiot as much as possible. Help me out here. Suffer through this with me.  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2011, 10:22:03 AM »
Ahhh. A typical "star" nowadays!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2011, 10:23:07 AM »
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Watch Jerseylicious too ... when Alexa used the term "Algonquin Roundtable" last night, I was shocked.  First off, it's a favorite term of mine.  Secondly, she's a NJ makeup artist, not exactly the most literary of NJ occupations.


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Re: Snooki In Custody in Italy
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2011, 10:28:44 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on May 31, 2011, 10:21:23 AM
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But you all like me, and I hate Snooooooooooki. All I wanted was to create this tread to talk dodwn on this idiot as much as possible. Help me out here. Suffer through this with me.  :tongue: :fuelfire:

Rev, there ain't no way in hell I'm gonna "suffer through this" with you. You wanna suffer? Spend some more time ogling photos of "Snooki The Bimbo Bitch."  :rotf:
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