And a shout out to Frank from cat box boy.
Isn't that sweet? Looks like stinkey has a thing for Frank. 
Well, right now, I'm working on "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Memorial Day," and the saga of the Packer clan is always of course dedicated to Mrs. Alfred Packer's good and dear friend, the sparkling husband primitive.
This has a new twist, however.
No explosive ending.
Honest.
Trust me.
Really.
edited to add: I'm writing it right now, and I'm writing it only because the sparkling husband primitive knows I'm snubbing him, but still has the bad manners, the discourtesy, to call me out.
franksolich thinks snubbing should be a two-way street.
Anyway, if the sparkling husband primitive hadn't called me out, no one would ever know what Mrs. Alfred Packer is doing Memorial Day. But because the sparkling husband primitive won't shun franksolich, as franksolich has the kindness to do him, I guess we will, and it'll be the sparkling husband primitive's own fault.
Damn. Don't
any of the primitives
ever read Dale Carnegie, about how to win friends and influence people?