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Bill Maher: If You Celebrated Bin Laden’s Death, You’re Not Really A Christian
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-celebrating-bin-laden-death-not-christian/

Talk about stupidity from someone who is not a Christian. Bill Maher is a hypocrite and whiny crybaby. Some of the comments left are just as idiotic.

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Nacho says:
May 14, 2011 at 12:10 am
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seek said:
 I just want to shove this guy in a tub and wash him up. A greasy sleazy twit who suffers from “small man syndrome”. He looks like he hasn’t washed his hair in years.

I guess you’re not a Christian.
Sounds like a fake Christian to me.

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May 14, 2011 at 12:37 am
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You clearly don’t know what where Bill Maher is coming from or his awareness of religion.

Man, that’s funny.
Stupid is strong in this one.  :mental:

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May 14, 2011 at 1:10 am
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This is actually really funny. These Bozo Christians are really perplexed by this whole thing. Their programming is getting crossed up. They’re hearing their talking points the Christianity has been teaching them and then they’re trying to put that into the framework of the “Republican” ideology that’s been hijacked by the corporations and fed to them through FOX news and all these other ideologues that they ‘want’ to relate to and then reality SMACKS THEM IN THE FACE……. viola…..their RIGHY heads EXPLODE!!!

HAHAHAHHAHHAAH!!! RIGHTYS!!!! BRAINWASHED CORPORATE SLAVE ZOMBIE ‘CHRISTIANS’…..good luck with the Rapture you CLOWNS!
You are brainwashed yourself.

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May 14, 2011 at 3:33 am
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Bill isn’t deciding what’s right and wrong. He’s simply quoting Jesus on what’s right or wrong. How did you miss that, Rubberneck? It was the main focus of his rant.
The Bible is lost in translation from its original language.

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May 14, 2011 at 5:30 pm
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 Gandhi was a hardcore racist, Billy should really read more.

You are a hardcore arsehead, Gandhi was no racist, he wanted all races, religions and castes to live together in peace. That he acknowledged racial difference and once espoused common for his times sentiments about race, doesn’t make him a racist.
What is with this Gandhi worship? Gandhi was a hard core racist who did nothing for the Dalits or "Untouchables" of India. He even furthered Apartheid in South Africa. Some Hindus think Gandhi was pro-Muslim.
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Every good shepard has a dog to help him protect his flock...So I'm not a good christian....I'm one of the dogs.
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Bill Maher: If You Celebrated Bin Laden’s Death, You’re Not Really A Christian

I'm cool with it.

Bill Maher is not really a human being.
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Bill Maher is not a Christian. He is an atheist.

Christians have a saying, "Nobody know more about how to be a good Christian than a non-Christian."

Thanks Bill. I will let the Lord define how well I have done, not you.

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Live by the sword, die by the sword. Eye for an eye.

I hope a pig shark ate Bin Laden's carcass!  :-)
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Live by the sword, die by the sword. Eye for an eye.

I hope a pig shark ate Bin Laden's carcass!  :-)

I wonder if crabs at the bottom of the ocean ate Osama bin Laden? I know Islam forbids eating crabs and lobsters I believe.
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His only real accomplishment is starring in a movie with Adrienne Barbeau.  I mean, yeah, I envy him for that but it was mostly just happenstance. Plus, Bill was a man back then.
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His only real accomplishment is starring in a movie with Adrienne Barbeau.  I mean, yeah, I envy him for that but it was mostly just happenstance. Plus, Bill was a man back then.
I don't remember Bill ever being "the Man" or remotely close to it.  Back when Comedy Central was still the Comedy Channel, they showed mostly comedy routines from dives all over the country.  You'd be surprised how many of today's angry liberals were yesterday's dime-a-dozen filler at your local comedy club.
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I wonder if crabs at the bottom of the ocean ate Osama bin Laden? I know Islam forbids eating crabs and lobsters I believe.
They're dining as we speak. Muzzies may not be allowed shellfish, but it isn't a big deal, considering the rarity of oysters and king crabs in the middle of the freaking desert. I'm pretty sure their smelly prophet wouldn't give a damn that we fed a muzzie to the crabs. He was a lot more interested in little girls.

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Maher is one of those atheists who operates on the assumption that if a Christian is not perfect then they are not a Christian.

Actually, he doesn't even assume that. He's not a complete idiot. He knows better. He just enjoys engaging in this nonstop game of "Gotcha!", setting up and knocking down the strawman of "Christians claiming to be sinless."

Which, of course, no Christian ever does claim.

But it invokes gales of knee-jerk laughter from his fans who are fellow atheists and nods and wry smiles of self-deprecation from New Age, hip-'n'-trendy "Christians." You know, the ones who believe everything in the Bible except the part about Jesus being Divine and no one coming to the Father except through Him and a few other minor, unimportant points like that. But I digress.

Satan works through people like Bill Maher (and I'm sure that would give Maher a chuckle and enough ideas for a whole new stand-up bit). He wants Christians to believe they are weak and failing and not worthy and that we should just give up and admit that we're not really Christians. It's just so hard and all and we can't be perfect anyway so why even try? Nothing would please Satan more than that. Instilling that doubt is his whole raison d'être, one might say, and idiots like Bill Maher are his vessels.  
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Maher is one of those atheists who operates on the assumption that if a Christian is not perfect then they are not a Christian.

Actually, he doesn't even assume that. He's not a complete idiot. He knows better. He just enjoys engaging in this nonstop game of "Gotcha!", setting up and knocking down the strawman of "Christians claiming to be sinless."

Which, of course, no Christian ever does claim.

But it invokes gales of knee-jerk laughter from his fans who are fellow atheists and nods and wry smiles of self-deprecation from New Age, hip-'n'-trendy "Christians." You know, the ones who believe everything in the Bible except the part about Jesus being Divine and no one coming to the Father except through Him and a few other minor, unimportant points like that. But I digress.

Satan works through people like Bill Maher (and I'm sure that would give Maher a chuckle and enough ideas for a whole new stand-up bit). He wants Christians to believe they are weak and failing and not worthy and that we should just give up and admit that we're not really Christians. It's just so hard and all and we can't be perfect anyway so why even try? Nothing would please Satan more than that. Instilling that doubt is his whole raison d'être, one might say, and idiots like Bill Maher are his vessels.  

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H5, sir, for saying it better than I could have.
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he is a ****ing moron and a wimpy ugly one at that, I guess he could be mad at God for giving him such a little dick :-)







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Getting advice on Christianity from Maher is like asking the Ayatollah Khameini for it.  You know whatever you get is going to be just hateful crap. 
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The dwarf can pucker up and suck a wet shiny turd out of my balloon knot.

Now that is a visual!  :cheersmate:






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Since when does a cynical, mean- spirited, hate- filled, ignorant, vile, heartless, Christophobic ultra- bigot like Bill Maher have any business lecturing us on what it means to be a Christian? He deliberately promotes lies and stereotypes about Christians, and deliberately encourages hatred against them on a regular basis, as well as just being an awful human being on many different levels, so his opinion on what it means to be a Christian is worth less than nothing.
Over the last few months, I spent each Tuesday volunteering at a homeless kitchen/ distribution center (I wouldn't call it a "Shelter," as it only serves that function if the temperature drops to below 40 degrees), and I think a modern- day version of Christ's parable of the rich man and Lazarus could be made by comparing Maher to any one of the dear people I served there who have almost nothing materially yet are truly rich in Christ.
What is with this Gandhi worship? Gandhi was a hard core racist who did nothing for the Dalits or "Untouchables" of India. He even furthered Apartheid in South Africa. Some Hindus think Gandhi was pro-Muslim.
Indeed. A lot of people forget that, for instance, with his whole train seating protest, it all started because he felt he was too good to be moved from his train compartment and made to sit with the common black Africans riding the train.
Gandhi was a remarkable man who did a lot of good for a lot of people, to be sure, but even good men have their flaws. Lincoln was much the same way; He believed blacks were inferior to whites, his involvement with the Emancipation Proclamation and all that was simply because he was against the very concept of slavery itself.

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Hey Bill, you half man. God will decide if I am a real christian. Not you. :wink:

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he is a ****ing moron and a wimpy ugly one at that, I guess he could be mad at God for giving him such a little dick :-)




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Indeed. A lot of people forget that, for instance, with his whole train seating protest, it all started because he felt he was too good to be moved from his train compartment and made to sit with the common black Africans riding the train.
Gandhi was a remarkable man who did a lot of good for a lot of people, to be sure, but even good men have their flaws. Lincoln was much the same way; He believed blacks were inferior to whites, his involvement with the Emancipation Proclamation and all that was simply because he was against the very concept of slavery itself.

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Written by G.B. Singh that unveils the real Gandhi.
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