DUmmy Pedro Picasso, the third-rated cartoon boy on a staff of three at a tiny Connecticut junk mail mill, is wondering about the Rapture:
Atman (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-11 10:46 AM
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Why aren't CC, CU and the other Freeper sites signing off now?
C'mon...the RAPTURE is tomorrow. They certainly must be expecting to ascend. Why are they still posting? Why did they renew their domain names? Is there internet access in heaven? Just curious.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1140425Glad to see that Rob used spell check for this post. He needs to do it more often. It must be a slow morning for cartooning, and he's all caught up on drawing blank speech bubbles for the second-rated cartoon boy to fill in. I hope the big boss doesn't catch him wasting time on his moonbat message board.
MindPilot (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-11 11:04 AM
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3. They have to pretend they don't know it's coming.
It's like waiting for Santa...you can't just sit in front of the fireplace.
DUmmy Anne Pritchett, out there in Kansas, is her usual classy self:
proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-11 11:13 AM
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4. Oh but I'd miss all my fans
Hey Frank! **** you!!
I would say that 11:13 am falls within the span of time when the taxpayers, those fools, think Ms. Pritchett is occupied with the teaching they pay her to do. They don't realize she's a union DUmbass who never has never put in an honest day. Let's hope no one in the Kansas City school administration ever googles Anne's name, because they would surely find her vile DUmp posts, most of which are stamped with school working hours.
Pedro challenges Anne for the coveted "classiest DUmpmonkey" crown:
Atman (1000+ posts) Fri May-20-11 11:16 AM
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5. LOL! That basement-dwelling self-important loser will miss you!
And me. Will he be able to stalk from heaven? And will God allow him to speak of himself in the third person? LOL! ****ing douche bag.
Unlike Anne's situation, Rob's immediate boss at Mission Control, the mysterious second-rated cartoon boy, knows about Rob's moonbat life. Mr. Muslim, and the other Mission Control honchos, don't. They know all the cartoon boys waste time on the internet, but have no idea how DUmb the DUmp is.
Let's hope they never figure out that the second-rated cartoon boy could easily do both Rob's job and his own.
TheManInTheMac (381 posts) Fri May-20-11 11:54 AM
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21. And unrec
Why this silliness is getting any attention from DU is God's own mystery.
Noob DUmmy TheManInTheMac is surprised silliness gets DU attention.
Even without the low post count, that would identify him as a noob.