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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2011, 09:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
Hmmm. This thread went from fake penis to Ron Paul. Looking at his less than manly stances...I would have to say that Paul does indeed have a fake penis.

CC...where everything fits together so well.



Second time you've said something negative about the site. Is there a problem you have with CC?
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #51 on: May 16, 2011, 09:04:45 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 08:38:55 PM
Hmmm. This thread went from fake penis to Ron Paul. Looking at his less than manly stances...I would have to say that Paul does indeed have a fake penis.

CC...where everything fits together so well.



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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #52 on: May 16, 2011, 10:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 16, 2011, 09:02:00 PM
Second time you've said something negative about the site. Is there a problem you have with CC?
Negative?!! No. No. No!
I was trying to say it was funny that on CC two discordant ideas could come together and reveal a glorious truth.

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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #53 on: May 16, 2011, 10:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2011, 10:00:46 PM
Negative?!! No. No. No!
I was trying to say it was funny that on CC two discordant ideas could come together and reveal a glorious truth.



Yep, that happens a lot on this board.  A thread starts out on a certain topic, meanders around and then  connects back to the original topic in some way.  More often than not, the off-topic roaming involves boobies. :)
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2011, 10:19:53 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 10:04:50 PM
Yep, that happens a lot on this board.  A thread starts out on a certain topic, meanders around and then  connects back to the original topic in some way.  More often than not, the off-topic roaming involves boobies. :)

Amen.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2011, 10:48:59 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 08:54:15 PM
If someone has an accident at work, they are required to be drug tested.  Doesn't matter how minor the accident, if it requires any medical attention or time off work.  We even had a guy that got burned through a whole in his welding gloves and still had to be tested.

Truedat.  Workman's comp is still one of the overarching reasons for this though.  FIL had a guy take a minor injury in his hand, and the guy insisted on going to the ER.  The guy came up hot, of course and my FIL had to fire him, even though he thought the man was a good painter.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2011, 10:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Vagabond on May 16, 2011, 10:48:59 PM
Truedat.  Workman's comp is still one of the overarching reasons for this though.  FIL had a guy take a minor injury in his hand, and the guy insisted on going to the ER.  The guy came up hot, of course and my FIL had to fire him, even though he thought the man was a good painter.

Our company don't fire anyone for one positive test. The person is given the choice of going through a company approve treatment program at the employees cost, and subsequent weekly testing for 6 weeks, and then bi-monthly testing for one year.  All of that is at the employees expense.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #57 on: May 17, 2011, 08:41:18 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 16, 2011, 10:55:17 PM
Our company don't fire anyone for one positive test. The person is given the choice of going through a company approve treatment program at the employees cost, and subsequent weekly testing for 6 weeks, and then bi-monthly testing for one year.  All of that is at the employees expense.

Try being a stoner in the nuclear industry...hell, ANYWHERE in the utility industry.

And it's one of those little things, along with sexual harassment, racial comments, violating safety regs, etc., where the union will step aside and say, "He's all yours."

Memo to DUmmies--you can't even REFUSE a drug test where I work.  If you do, terminated.  Buh-bye.  See ya.

And Issa, bleach is where someone will try to "contaminate" the sample by using bleach.  Most places view that as a positive test, much as they do for other agents meant to "hide" drug usage such as Golden Seal, etc.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #58 on: May 17, 2011, 09:13:41 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 17, 2011, 08:41:18 AM
Try being a stoner in the nuclear industry...hell, ANYWHERE in the utility industry.

And it's one of those little things, along with sexual harassment, racial comments, violating safety regs, etc., where the union will step aside and say, "He's all yours."

Memo to DUmmies--you can't even REFUSE a drug test where I work.  If you do, terminated.  Buh-bye.  See ya.

And Issa, bleach is where someone will try to "contaminate" the sample by using bleach.  Most places view that as a positive test, much as they do for other agents meant to "hide" drug usage such as Golden Seal, etc.

Thanks for that info.  That happened over 10 years ago, and I had no clue. 
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2011, 01:21:03 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 16, 2011, 05:15:10 PM
I feel bad for the police officer whom ends up finding a fake penis filled with someone else's urine.

Someone should grab it and beat the druggie with it like a baby seal.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2011, 03:03:13 PM »
I thought that drug testing was moving to sampling hair which will show what has been ingested in the time the hair has grown.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2011, 03:22:31 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 17, 2011, 03:03:13 PM
I thought that drug testing was moving to sampling hair which will show what has been ingested in the time the hair has grown.

Which is why gang bangers shave ALL body hair.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #62 on: May 17, 2011, 03:26:00 PM »
Which is why Brittney Spears shaved her head the night before she went to rehab.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #63 on: May 17, 2011, 03:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Randy on May 17, 2011, 03:26:00 PM
Which is why Brittney Spears shaved her head the night before she went to rehab.

Unless she has a Brazilian wax there's evidence to be had.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #64 on: May 17, 2011, 03:51:18 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 17, 2011, 03:40:56 PM
Unless she has a Brazilian wax there's evidence to be had.
Nearly everyone in the world has seen photographic evidence of that.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #65 on: May 17, 2011, 04:01:19 PM »
I have never failed a urine test, and I have a fool-proof method.  I could tell you what it is, but as a good capitalist, I feel the need to charge for my services.  If you send me $500 by mail, I will tell you my secret...
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #66 on: May 17, 2011, 04:32:03 PM »
Quote from: WinOne4TheGipper on May 17, 2011, 04:01:19 PM
I have never failed a urine test, and I have a fool-proof method.  I could tell you what it is, but as a good capitalist, I feel the need to charge for my services.  If you send me $500 by mail, I will tell you my secret...

Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #67 on: May 17, 2011, 04:36:42 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 17, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #68 on: May 17, 2011, 04:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on May 17, 2011, 04:32:03 PM
Address!!!  I must know this secret... NOW!

I've got the bootleg copy for $250.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2011, 04:48:46 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on May 17, 2011, 04:44:28 PM
I've got the bootleg copy for $250.

...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2011, 04:52:34 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 04:48:46 PM
...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.

Damn.  That'll cut into the profits :thatsright:
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2011, 04:59:25 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 17, 2011, 04:48:46 PM
...and I have the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $50.

Ain't capitalism grand.

And I have the North Korean pirated version of the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $25.

Yes it is.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2011, 05:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on May 17, 2011, 04:59:25 PM
And I have the North Korean pirated version of the Chinese knockoff bootleg copy for $25.

Yes it is.

I downloaded the Wikileaks version. 10 bucks.
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2011, 05:08:11 PM »
When this gets to the point that someone will pay me to take a copy...send me a truck load........ :rotf:
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Re: Tavener is studying for a drug test.
« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2011, 05:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on May 17, 2011, 05:05:11 PM
I downloaded the Wikileaks version. 10 bucks.

Shit...
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