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The Larry Files.
« on: May 09, 2011, 08:41:37 AM »
Sort of like the X-Files but with no smoking hawt redhead.

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Larry L. Burks (280 posts)      Sat May-07-11 09:14 PM

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They have broken Osama ben Laden’s secret code.  
The compound didn’t have any phone lines or internet lines.

What he did have was a large satellites T.V. dish. They have a picture of him watching Fox News.

They said that he spent the whole day watching Fox News.

The CIA figured out that fox News was sending Osama ben Laden Secret Hidden Encoded Messages by way of Fox News.

I have long time felt that Fox News was lying.

None of their news stories made any sense to me..

But once you find out that it’s not news stories that you are watching.

It’s Encoded Hidden Secret Massages that they are sending to Osama ben Laden that you are watching..

Then Fox News suddenly starts making a lot of sense.

But it does have a Fox.

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Larry L. Burks (280 posts)      Sat May-07-11 09:15 PM
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They got all of Osama ben Laden files and bank records.
 Terrorism is a lot like organize crime.

It is run like a business..

They have to keep records. They have to keep track of their money.

They have to have a source of in come money. They have to manage how they spend that money.

This means they now know where that money comes from. And they know what they spent the money on.

Who all is on the pay roll.

George told us that he was going to go after the money that they use to fund their operation.

With out money. Terrorism dies.

As soon as George found out where they got their money from. That story died.

Now Obama as all the records to go after the money. And kill terrorism.

He can not only go after the people sending Osama ben Laden money.

He can go after the people receiving that money.

It takes a lot of money to run a terrorist organization. Billions upon billions of dollars.

Who has that much money. Who can hide that much money. Who could have that much money go missing and not miss it?

Evry little of that money buys explosives and guns. Or goes to the pay roll of the people that are working under ben Laden.

Most of that money goes for. Paying off high up people. Bribes. Hush money. Kick backs. Pay- ola.

Every one is standing there with their hands held out. Pay me.

We now have in hand. Osama ben Laden records. We know who all is funding him. We know who all is on the pay roll. We have his records. We have his bank records.

If heads don’t start to roll real soon. If Bankers don’t start going to jail real soon.

Some thing is very very wrong with in our Government.
I want to know what.


It's full of leftists.

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Larry L. Burks (280 posts)      Sat May-07-11 09:12 PM
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They are posting the Pictures that Osama ben Laden didn’t want you to see.
 In the compound. In Osama ben Laden’s command center. They found on the wall. A big autographed picture of George W. Bush.

Just How much money would this picture bring on E-bay. If they sold it to the highest bidder.


 :thatsright: Silly Larry. E-bay is a CIA mole trap.

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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 09:00:40 AM »
That boy shouldn't be wasting his time writing for the DUmp monkeys. He has a hellva future in Hollyweird sci-fi..... :lmao:
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2011, 09:08:31 AM »
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Larry L. Burks (280 posts)      Sat May-07-11 09:14 PM

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They have broken Osama ben Laden’s secret code. 
The compound didn’t have any phone lines or internet lines.

What he did have was a large satellites T.V. dish. They have a picture of him watching Fox News.

They said that he spent the whole day watching Fox News.

The CIA figured out that fox News was sending Osama ben Laden Secret Hidden Encoded Messages by way of Fox News.

I have long time felt that Fox News was lying.

...

It’s Encoded Hidden Secret Massages...

Fox is sending out "Secret Massages"?!?!



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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2011, 09:36:32 AM »
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Larry L. Burks (280 posts)      Sat May-07-11 09:14 PM

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...It’s Encoded Hidden Secret Massages...

Ohhhh man, I could sure use one of those right about now...

 
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2011, 09:55:17 AM »
Ohhhh man, I could sure use one of those right about now...

 

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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2011, 10:20:43 AM »
Guy must taken the "Scientology route" with his anti-psychotics.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2011, 03:46:02 PM »
Guy must taken the "Scientology route" with his anti-psychotics.

More like he took the psychotic route with his Scientology.   :mental:

That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball (thank you, Foghorn Leghorn.)

He's about 5 cans shy of a 6-pack.

He's an order of fries short of a Happy Meal.

His cheese done slid off his cracker (as we say down South.) 

In plain English, he just damn stupid!   :hammer:
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« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2011, 03:51:40 PM »

More like he took the psychotic route with his Scientology.   :mental:

That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball (thank you, Foghorn Leghorn.)

He's about 5 cans shy of a 6-pack.

He's an order of fries short of a Happy Meal.

His cheese done slid off his cracker (as we say down South.) 

In plain English, he just damn stupid!   :hammer:

That boy ain't right.

He ain't wrapped to tight.

His shoes pinch his brain.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2011, 04:04:44 PM »
Reminds me of the crazy logic writings of Jared Loughner

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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2011, 05:01:27 PM »
Larry is my new favorite DUmmie. I wish he and nadin would do some collaboration.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2011, 05:04:46 PM »
Larry is my new favorite DUmmie. I wish he and nadin would do some collaboration.

I think the writing style of nmbluesky is probably a better match for the intellectual giant that is Larry.

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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2011, 06:27:57 PM »
I think the writing style of nmbluesky is probably a better match for the intellectual giant that is Larry.

I've either missed the posting stylings of nmbluesky or forgot about them. I just did a search. That is indeed a good match.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2011, 06:39:39 PM »
 :mental:


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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2011, 07:24:06 PM »
Reminds me of the crazy logic writings of Jared Loughner
Or Rosie O'Donnell.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2011, 08:07:35 PM »
I love Larry.
You nasty people have to stop picking on him!!1!eleventy!!!111 :bawl:
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2011, 08:09:19 PM »
Sending out secret messages?!?
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2011, 02:55:18 AM »
Sending out secret messages?!?
 :mental: :mental:

Yeah, I caught that, too.

I re-ran the tapes, and nothing came across my VRWC decoder.  HQ says I have the current codes and my machine is the latest version.

Either Larry's is using older outdated codes, or Fox is playing for BOTH sides.
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Re: The Larry Files.
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2011, 05:45:04 PM »
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