Guy must taken the "Scientology route" with his anti-psychotics.
More like he took the psychotic route with his Scientology.

That boy is about as sharp as a bowling ball (thank you, Foghorn Leghorn.)
He's about 5 cans shy of a 6-pack.
He's an order of fries short of a Happy Meal.
His cheese done slid off his cracker (as we say down South.)
In plain English, he just damn stupid!
