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Offline NHSparky

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« on: April 08, 2011, 08:11:47 PM »
15,000--that's a whole shitload of wasted time at work, of nights staring at the laptop screen while NCIS or some sporting event plays in the background, or Sunday mornings doing coffee, scratching my nuts, thinking of ya'll.

Now I COULD say something like, "WORSHIP ME, PUNY MORTALS!!!  BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY GREATNESS!!!"  But seriously, why waste the bandwidth to tell you that which you already know and accept?  I mean, if you're gonna post whore, do it in a style befitting such a large number of mashing of the "Post" button?  Smilies?  Piss on 'em.  Fight Club threads?  Fine for a while, but I get tired of the Monty Pythonesque, "Yes I did--No you didn't" crap.  Chewtoys?  Fun for a while, but even they lack originality.

So as I sit here, with this honor you've bestowed upon me--and believe me, you'll bestow many more upon me in the days to come, whether you want to or not, I have to acknowledge why I've achieved such a lofty status among this little clan.

It's you.  All of you.  You are the ones who with either your wit, your intelligence, or your insanity, make me come back for more.  Whether I acknowledge you by name or deed, know that you are the ones who keep me around this place.  And NO, you're not getting rid of me, bitches.  I'm dug in deep.  I ain't goin nowhere.

On to the next 15,000.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 08:31:03 PM »
Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts.   :yahoo:


And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of.  Um, thank you?
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Re: 15K
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 08:35:43 PM »
Congrats! :cheersmate:
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Re: 15K
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 08:37:50 PM »
Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:

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franksolich               20618
thundley4               18493
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Re: 15K
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 08:40:47 PM »
Congrats!

It took me 3.5 years to get to 5,000 posts, so at this rate I'll see you in 2018.

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Re: 15K
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 08:41:27 PM »
I am humbled by your achievement.  


Does that sound kiss-assy enough?   :-)
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Re: 15K
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 08:52:18 PM »

15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon.  :lmao:

And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee.  :tongue:




(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
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Re: 15K
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2011, 08:54:56 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 08, 2011, 08:37:50 PM
Congratulations, sir; you're steadfastly working your way up to the silver medal, currently held by chris_:


He's only at @13 posts per day. At that rate he'll never catch you.
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15K's worth of spare time? Oh, that'll end soon.  :lmao:

And with all that free time you coulda been washing those windows and making your own damn coffee.  :tongue:




(And Congrats hon!! :yahoo:)
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Re: 15K
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 08:57:20 PM »
Quote from: longview on April 08, 2011, 08:31:03 PM
Let me humbly congratulate your awesomeness in achieving 15,000 posts.   :yahoo:


And, by golly, I've never been in a group that made someone "scratch their nuts" when thought of.  Um, thank you?

Um, you're welcome.

And no, I don't think of specific posters and scratch my nuts, per se.  Fondle perhaps, but never scratch.  No, the scratching of the sack is a male ritual best practiced using a loose robe on a Sunday morning while flipping through the news channels and downing the first 1-5 cups of coffee before suitably fortified to make the Sunday breakfast of eggs, bacon or sausage gravy, biscuits, hash browns, etc.

After taking a nice, hot shower, of course.  Something tells me I may have to get a larger hot water heater with Scoobie now growing gills in the guest shower.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 09:40:32 PM »
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:
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Re: 15K
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 09:45:16 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 08, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:

It's a not so secret secret.
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Offline md11hydmec

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Re: 15K
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 09:59:32 PM »
Congrats NH.  I'm not even to 400 yet.  Been here for a couple of years I think.  Not enough free time I guess, lol. 
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Re: 15K
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2011, 10:33:48 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 08, 2011, 09:45:16 PM
It's a not so secret secret.


Awww, that's so sweet.   Gotta love a good conservative love story.

:yahoo:

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Re: 15K
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2011, 12:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 08, 2011, 09:40:32 PM
I'm confused.  Is Chuck Woolery going to be showing up here anytime?  Is there some sort of virtual love connection going on here between Mr. Sparky and Scoobie? 

Inquiring minds want to know ~ or maybe I'm just the last to know.

 :whistling:


This might help... :-)

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Re: 15K
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2011, 12:17:11 AM »
Congratulations!
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Re: 15K
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2011, 06:38:27 AM »
Congratulations!!!! 
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Re: 15K
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2011, 07:40:40 PM »
15K. I was barely above 10K over at CU before the Ronulans showed up and that took me around two years or more to get there. I need to find more time to post.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2011, 01:04:51 PM »
In doing various research for various things, usually something I have to buy, I'll stumble across an internet forum related to that item I need to buy (like euphs, for example) and see somebody there with over 30,000 posts.

Holy Post, Batman!  :o :o :o
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Re: 15K
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2011, 11:25:24 PM »
I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2011, 11:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Thor on April 11, 2011, 11:25:24 PM
I think that one could add up all of the posts on ALL of the forums I belong to and all of my posts, totalled, wouldn't add up to 30K.


Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts.  That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2011, 09:36:36 AM »
Congrat's  :cheersmate:
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Re: 15K
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2011, 10:00:12 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 11, 2011, 11:31:24 PM

Between here and the Cubs board , I have over 37K posts.  That doesn't include the three or for times I was banned on the Cubs board.


Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?

Congrats Sparky.  If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k.  Maybe not, but I'm not saying.  :-)
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Re: 15K
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2011, 10:12:13 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 12, 2011, 10:00:12 AM
Wow, how does one get banned from a baseball board?

Congrats Sparky.  If I were to add up CU, here, NU and my moles at DU, I might have 37k.  Maybe not, but I'm not saying.  :-)

I got banned several times for arguing with Cardinal fans and posting forbidden words.  It didn't help that I was posting while drinking sometimes. :whistling:
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Re: 15K
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2011, 11:49:45 AM »
Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.
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Re: 15K
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2011, 12:24:09 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on April 13, 2011, 11:49:45 AM
Well, it also helps that we don't get the ban hammer for saying naughty words here too, as long as we don't get TOO out of hand.

That's because we don't want to become TOO PC and have the word filter for those that don't like "Sailor talk".    :-)
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