15,000--that's a whole shitload of wasted time at work, of nights staring at the laptop screen while NCIS or some sporting event plays in the background, or Sunday mornings doing coffee, scratching my nuts, thinking of ya'll.
Now I COULD say something like, "WORSHIP ME, PUNY MORTALS!!! BASK IN THE GLOW OF MY GREATNESS!!!" But seriously, why waste the bandwidth to tell you that which you already know and accept? I mean, if you're gonna post whore, do it in a style befitting such a large number of mashing of the "Post" button? Smilies? Piss on 'em. Fight Club threads? Fine for a while, but I get tired of the Monty Pythonesque, "Yes I did--No you didn't" crap. Chewtoys? Fun for a while, but even they lack originality.
So as I sit here, with this honor you've bestowed upon me--and believe me, you'll bestow many more upon me in the days to come, whether you want to or not, I have to acknowledge why I've achieved such a lofty status among this little clan.
It's you. All of you. You are the ones who with either your wit, your intelligence, or your insanity, make me come back for more. Whether I acknowledge you by name or deed, know that you are the ones who keep me around this place. And NO, you're not getting rid of me, bitches. I'm dug in deep. I ain't goin nowhere.
On to the next 15,000.