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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2008, 04:19:49 PM »
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<---- Redneck chick fixin' ta go weed eat the yard 'for I kin mow it.  Wonder if I kin set the burn pile afire 'for the rain comes?   :tongue:
I'll be spraying roudup around my edges this afternoon, not weedeating this year.
Cityslickers use Roundup.  Rednecks use diesel.   :tongue:


A real redneck would mix detergent and gasoline to kill weeds. Its cheaper and it sticks to the weeds much better.  :fuelfire:

Another thing you wouldn't hear is this.

"Do these jeans make my ass look fat?"
and the correct answer would be: "Why no, Bubba. Those jeans don't make yer ass look fat at all. It's the Skoal can!" :-)
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2008, 05:10:38 PM »
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A real redneck would mix detergent and gasoline to kill weeds. Its cheaper and it sticks to the weeds much better.

Used sump oil is acceptable.  :-)
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As is fire  :evillaugh:
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2008, 05:28:02 PM »
"Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?"

"Granny never dips snuff"

"Dale Eanhardt Sr. was teh ghey"

"Extra starch in those shirts, please."

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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2008, 05:32:37 PM »
Sorry. I don't follow NASCAR.

Where can I park my Prius?

Do you have anything in a nice chablis?
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2008, 08:48:57 PM »
Where's the shore????

Honey we call em beaches

Ewww........Grits
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #30 on: April 15, 2008, 12:18:38 AM »
Who forgot the Ammo ?
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #31 on: April 15, 2008, 04:27:02 AM »
Quote from: LC EFA on April 15, 2008, 12:18:38 AM
Who forgot the Ammo ?


Or how 'bout....."This ammo don't fit...........hand me dat hammer."

Wait a minute....scratch that ....I've actually heard that one.
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #32 on: April 15, 2008, 06:52:25 AM »
A redneck's last 4 words...

"Hey y'all, watch this" or "Somebody hold ma beer".   :-)
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2008, 07:37:04 AM »
"Goody powders don't work"
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2008, 07:45:59 AM »
"I have no idea what WD-40 is used for"

"That young lady's skirt is too short"

"I don't care for Vienna Sausages"

"We're out of pork rinds"

"Those airbrushed license plates are tacky"

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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #35 on: April 15, 2008, 08:04:02 AM »
"Those African Flag T-shirts are a display of their heritage, but those Dixie Outfitters shirts are just racist."
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #36 on: April 15, 2008, 08:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Rebel Yell on April 15, 2008, 07:37:04 AM
"Goody powders don't work"

Dang, I just bought another 50 pack box at the grocery store!   :thatsright:
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2008, 08:12:01 AM »
Hank Williams and Hank Williams Jr.? Who are they?
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #38 on: April 15, 2008, 08:17:59 AM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on April 15, 2008, 08:10:04 AM
Quote from: Rebel Yell on April 15, 2008, 07:37:04 AM
"Goody powders don't work"

Dang, I just bought another 50 pack box at the grocery store!   :thatsright:
I keep them at the house, but my dad keeps them in his shirt pocket with his Winstons and god knows what else.  Every shirt has to have a pocket, and it is always stretched out with stuff.  We call it his filing cabinet.
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Re: Top 40 Things You Will NEVER Hear A Redneck Say!
« Reply #39 on: April 15, 2008, 08:19:07 AM »
"NASCAR has been alot better off since Winston stopped sponsoring the cup."
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