sparkling husband primitive reads franksolich

[GOBUCKS]

Isn't there enough vitriol over in GD to suit these folks?

DUmmy hippywife, who is among that small select group of DUmmies who misspelled their own username during the registration process (surely she was trying to refer to herself as a "hippie" rather than a lardass), has sorely misjudged our purpose. We turn to the DUmp for its entertainment value. There is little vitriol in the C&B forum, or, for that matter, the mental health forum, but at times much hilarity. DUmmy hippywife herself is an unintentional comic gold mine, with her imaginary consumption of 25 pounds of wormy flour a week, making all sorts of impossibly lavish and complicated pastries in her cramped little Stalinist kitchen. She even scans in their photos from Southern Living, or a library copy of Gastronome magazine. If she ever produced a fraction of her claimed pastry production, Wild Bill would give up his carnivorous cannibalistic habits, and life would be much safer for deliverymen, Mormon missionaries, and brush salesmen in the Oklahoma badlands. She has also supplied loads of laughs with her descriptions of the cheesy paste-and-sequin junk she epoxies together to extort Social Security money from the poor folks at the nursing home. So vitriol is only a very small part of the entertainment value of the DUmp. The silly, transparent prevarications of the hateful crones in C&B, with their exotic, Googled-up European cheeses, are as much fun as the vein-popping rage of the lunatics in GD.

[DumbAss Tanker]

I think he does, Bally.  He always mentions "the smoking girl."  Bet you're flattered!  Sounds sexy.  

I don't think we make too much fun of the cooking DUmmies.  Except for remarking about their one-use appliances, or heaving over bad recipes such as Greenbriar's soup made with potatoes, water, & peas, we more often than not go into tangents about our own likes & dislikes and what we cook and eat.  Pretty benign, if you ask me, not worthy of Stinky's elevated BP.  

Well, he's an angry old man, and he has to be angry at something all the time, you know?  At least, when the Rohypnol the Missus feeds him periodically wears off. 

[GOBUCKS]

NYC_SKP   (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-31-11 12:56 AM
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28. Locking.
 Certain places aren't to be discussed, even in the Cooking and Baking forum.

Cheers.

NYC_SKP, DU Moderator

They're so cute! I wonder if the bitter, lying harpies of C&B have ever had a thread locked before.

[franksolich]

They're so cute! I wonder if the bitter, lying harpies of C&B have ever had a thread locked before.

Surely there has been, but this is the first one I've ever seen locked.

In the past, campfires involving spats between Mrs. Alfred Packer and the late Tangerine LaBamba were deleted, but that was at request of Mrs. Alfred Packer herself, which made it a different sort of matter.

I'll bet the sparking husband primitive is shitting teeth, because he wants to respond to us, but my fellow alum won't let him.

[thundley4]

Surely there has been, but this is the first one I've ever seen locked.

In the past, campfires involving spats between Mrs. Alfred Packer and the late Tangerine LaBamba were deleted, but that was at request of Mrs. Alfred Packer herself, which made it a different sort of matter.

I'll bet the sparking husband primitive is shitting teeth, because he wants to respond to us, but my fellow alum won't let him.

Stinky can always use that mole he claims to have.

[franksolich]

Stinky can always use that mole he claims to have.

I'm sure the sparkling husband primitive has a mole here, and uncharacteristic for a primitive, uses it wisely.

I could probably unearth it if I went through all the data and somesuch, but unlike the fat greasy slob the cross-eyed Iowa primitive on Pitcairn Island, franksolich is not the nosy type.  If a primitive's here and behaves, I don't care.

Besides the sparkling husband primitive, I'm also sure one of the three stooges--my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad--also has a mole here.

Probably not Skins, who's a busy man, and Lord Marblehead, who's stupid, so probably the elusive enigmatic Elad.

As long as they behave, I don't much care.

Not all primitives are as stupid and impulsive as Pedro Picasso.

Of course, my fellow alum extends franksolich's mole on Skins's island the same courtesy; the mole doesn't bother anybody, the mole doesn't stir up things, the mole doesn't make Skins's island look bad, and so while I'm sure Skins knows who I am, he leaves me in peace and quiet.

How different, how unparanoid, we are, when compared with the Pitcairn Islanders.....

[Revolution]

I'd be worried for a split second if Skinner knew for my mole was. A split second being because I'd be mosoleumed after it was up. I honestly don't know how you do it, Frank. *stands in awe*

It might actually help that you know the guy personally. I don't know though. That would be just a guess...

Denninmi  (706 posts)      Wed Mar-30-11 06:35 PM
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4. Care to elaborate on exactly who these "some" are.

I'm primitive because I actually cook real food, as opposed to living on processed frankenfood?

That's an interesting thought.

Who's mole is this?

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 07:04 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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5. Well, then...Yaaaaa! for us!

When all the shit hits the fan in this country...we will know how to survive. Many of us have our own gardens, chickens, and what not. We will rule, we will be sought after, kings and queens all.

They will eat the hairy leftovers in my fridge and LIKE it...no BEG for it!

We will be the McGuyvers of cuisine. Yeah...that's it. That's the way it shall be.

Ummm...I'm a little off my meds tonight.

No shit you are, because if I get hungry enough, can barely survive, and am around your neck of the woods, you can bet your ass I'm not afraid to hogtie your fat ass, and take what I want from your fridge. If I have to, I'll hold my nose, and stomach it. I'm sure that'd be comsidered "violence" by you, and your fellow primitives, Mrs. Packer, but where I come from, that's survival of the fittest. The very fact that I would do that if I absolutely had to, but most likely wouldn't have to, because I know a decent bit about roughing it: how to build fires, what to use to build them, how to hunt, trap, and what to eat in the wilderness should something big go down, is what seperates me from a primitive.

Bitch...

[Airwolf]

Well, considering the sparkling husband primitive already knows the sparkling husband primitive's wife entertains fantasies about running away with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street--he heard it here, first--he's Freudianly looking for another avenue for his own affections.

He can't type in "Find Gay Biker Bars" into Google like other freaks at DU?

[LC EFA]

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 07:04 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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5. Well, then...Yaaaaa! for us!

When all the shit hits the fan in this country...we will know how to survive. Many of us have our own gardens, chickens, and what not. We will rule, we will be sought after, kings and queens all.

They will eat the hairy leftovers in my fridge and LIKE it...no BEG for it!

We will be the McGuyvers of cuisine. Yeah...that's it. That's the way it shall be.

Ummm...I'm a little off my meds tonight.

You have your own gardens and chickens.

We have stockpiles of weapons and ammunition as well.

One ammunition purchases many chickens. 

Hows it going to feel when the lootin' boot is on the other foot ?

[Vagabond]

We say that all the time here too, and we don't do about confronting old people in parking lots, McDonalds, car repair shops etc. and the crowd at the public place cheers the person doing the on.

They aren't exclusive providence of the left.  Quite a few FReepers will post interesting bouncies, mostly about evil conservatives wanting immigration laws enforced.

[blitzkrieg_17]

They aren't exclusive providence of the left.  Quite a few FReepers will post interesting bouncies, mostly about evil conservatives wanting immigration laws enforced.

Oh I know. I have seen many Bouncies on FR, about that and other topics.

[GOBUCKS]

Oh I know. I have seen many Bouncies on FR, about that and other topics.

Plenty of addled Freepers, not the least of which is the proprietor of the joint.

[true_blood]

Denninmi Donating Member (715 posts) Wed Mar-30-11 09:36 PM
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20. Well, the thing about most conservatives I've met......there doesn't seem to be much wrong with them that megadoses of haloperidol and years of psychotherapy wouldn't cure.

Nah. We leave those to the Dumbasses and then there's still no hope for the primitives.

[franksolich]

Now.....why would two ISPs from the Church of Scientology in Los Angeles be reading this ancient thread tonight?

Associates of the sparkling husband dude, perhaps?

[Ballygrl]

Now.....why would two ISPs from the Church of Scientology in Los Angeles be reading this ancient thread tonight?

Associates of the sparkling husband dude, perhaps?

Oh, that's interesting.

[franksolich]

Oh, that's interesting.

Once in a while I check to see what guests are reading.

This provokes the interest; one wonders if there's some sort of connection between the d'Alessandro crime family of Baltimore and San Francisco, and the Church of Scientology.

[I_B_Perky]

Still not gettin' any from Sparkly? Does she let you upstairs? Ever?

Well when you are stinky and you are a clown....



 

[NHSparky]

Once in a while I check to see what guests are reading.

This provokes the interest; one wonders if there's some sort of connection between the d'Alessandro crime family of Baltimore and San Francisco, and the Church of Scientology.

Not even close, coach--the mob has nothing on the Scientologists in the way of hate and vitriol.

Even the mob has limits.  The Scientologists don't.

[Doubleplusungood]

I'm sure the sparkling husband primitive has a mole here, and uncharacteristic for a primitive, uses it wisely.

I could probably unearth it if I went through all the data and somesuch, but unlike the fat greasy slob the cross-eyed Iowa primitive on Pitcairn Island, franksolich is not the nosy type.  If a primitive's here and behaves, I don't care.

Besides the sparkling husband primitive, I'm also sure one of the three stooges--my fellow alum Skins, Lord Marblehead EarlG, and the elusive enigmatic Elad--also has a mole here.

Probably not Skins, who's a busy man, and Lord Marblehead, who's stupid, so probably the elusive enigmatic Elad.

As long as they behave, I don't much care.

Not all primitives are as stupid and impulsive as Pedro Picasso.

Of course, my fellow alum extends franksolich's mole on Skins's island the same courtesy; the mole doesn't bother anybody, the mole doesn't stir up things, the mole doesn't make Skins's island look bad, and so while I'm sure Skins knows who I am, he leaves me in peace and quiet.

How different, how unparanoid, we are, when compared with the Pitcairn Islanders.....

If they have moles here they don't use them. It is my opinion that primitives cannot keep a lid on it, nor can they fake being what they don't understand. There is only one semi active poster in my short time here that obviously thinks they are getting away with being a mole, but isn't fooling very many.

[franksolich]

If they have moles here they don't use them. It is my opinion that primitives cannot keep a lid on it, nor can they fake being what they don't understand. There is only one semi active poster in my short time here that obviously thinks they are getting away with being a mole, but isn't fooling very many.

My original statement was made some months ago, and subsequent events have since illuminated me.

The sparkling husband dude is registered here, but his mole has never signed in.  The sparkling husband dude just lurks as a "guest."  But since he's registered here and okay to go, I wish he'd sign in.

There's a member of Skins's island who is registered here and signs on and very occasionally comments, but one is hesitant to call him a "mole," as he, really, makes no secret about who he is, and his very few comments seem to be inquisitive, not bellicose.

There's been other sporadic examples, but it's 5:30 a.m. and I haven't had coffee yet.....

[DumbAss Tanker]

Denninmi  (706 posts)      Wed Mar-30-11 06:35 PM
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4. Care to elaborate on exactly who these "some" are.

I'm primitive because I actually cook real food, as opposed to living on processed frankenfood?

Not at all, for there isn't a thing wrong with that as a free lifestyle choice.  No, we call you primitives because of your thought processes, particularly your predeliction for magickal thinking.