sparkling husband primitive reads franksolich

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=236x86788

Oh my.

The sparkling husband primitive must've read franksolich's post a few days ago about the cooking and baking primitives being reflective of primitives in general.

For whatever reasons, this is in the cooking and baking forum on Skins's island, although strictly speaking it more appropriately belongs in the science forum, anthropology being a science, not a food item.

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 04:25 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
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Anthropology

Did you know that we in C&B are considered by some to be primitives and the subject of anthropological research? Did you know that we've been categorized as representative of the left and therefore representative of what makes people hold left values?

Did you know that some very lonely little people have too much time on their hands?

Oh Myâ„¢

beac  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-30-11 04:40 PM
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1. "Some" better watch it...or we'll whack them with our spatulas!!

Still, I suppose this supportive and cordial corner of DU does, in some ways, represent the best of what it means to he a "lefty."

yellerpup  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 05:56 PM
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3. If you want to live, you have to eat.

That's primitive because it's basic. The better you feed yourself, the better life you can lead. Proud to be a primitive lefty.

Denninmi  (706 posts)      Wed Mar-30-11 06:35 PM
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4. Care to elaborate on exactly who these "some" are.

I'm primitive because I actually cook real food, as opposed to living on processed frankenfood?

That's an interesting thought.

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 07:04 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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5. Well, then...Yaaaaa! for us!

When all the shit hits the fan in this country...we will know how to survive. Many of us have our own gardens, chickens, and what not. We will rule, we will be sought after, kings and queens all.

They will eat the hairy leftovers in my fridge and LIKE it...no BEG for it!

We will be the McGuyvers of cuisine. Yeah...that's it. That's the way it shall be.

Ummm...I'm a little off my meds tonight.

By the way, franksolich hopes to launch his latest, "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," dedicated as usual to the sparkling husband primitive.....on Easter morn.

It has an explosive ending.

beac  (1000+ posts)      Wed Mar-30-11 07:31 PM
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6. NPR had a story this morning about how the prices of packaged food are going up as the size of the packages go down-- i.e. paying more for less. I was glad to think that my little garden will provide most of what we eat this summer for pennies on the dollars invested.

And, hw, since we're going to be royalty and all, do you think you could turn your jewelry skills to making up aome nice crowns for us? And some simple tiaras for every-day wear whilst cooking and gardening, of course. 

[Ballygrl]

I think he's really upset for not winning Primitive of the Year frank.

[GOBUCKS]

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 07:04 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
They will eat the hairy leftovers in my fridge and LIKE it...no BEG for it!

I don't recall any description of how the Fedex delivery man was coiffed when he dropped off the charity lobsters and subsequently disappeared. He was apparently a hirsute fellow.

[true_blood]

Stinky The Clown  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 04:25 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
Original message
Anthropology
Did you know that we in C&B are considered by some to be primitives and the subject of anthropological research? Did you know that we've been categorized as representative of the left and therefore representative of what makes people hold left values?
Did you know that some very lonely little people have too much time on their hands?
Oh Myâ„¢

Did you know that you're all a bunch of DUchebags?
And yes,.....we do find you DUmmies very entertaining and idiotic.

[Chris_]

Aww, Stinky misses his little nadinbuddy. 

Boo hoo.

[Splashdown]

Still not gettin' any from Sparkly? Does she let you upstairs? Ever?

[Traveshamockery]

I hear Stinky uses that cat litter in some of his recipes. 

[Chris_]

Don't invite him to any potlucks then.

[BEG]

hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Wed Mar-30-11 07:04 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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5. Well, then...Yaaaaa! for us!

When all the shit hits the fan in this country...we will know how to survive. Many of us have our own gardens, chickens, and what not. We will rule, we will be sought after, kings and queens all.

They will eat the hairy leftovers in my fridge and LIKE it...no BEG for it!

We will be the McGuyvers of cuisine. Yeah...that's it. That's the way it shall be.

Ummm...I'm a little off my meds tonight.

Is it too much to hope that the hippy just gave me a shot out? 

[Skul]

Don't invite him to any potlucks then.

Let alone, try the brownies.

[MoshMasterD]

WHAT?!?!  No Ol' Fred Sanford faking heartattack response??   I must be doing something wrong.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

There's been more since I first brought this over.

Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-30-11 08:01 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
Response to Reply #7

8. "Tiaras all 'round! :D"
   
Well . . . . let's not go *that* far. Some of us eschew tiaras.

Now frankie . . . . you just go ahead and make up some crap about your ol' pal Stinky and tiaras. You're good at making shit up about your ol' pal Stinky. :hi:

On edit: frankie, the avatar you use *is* stolen - from me. Anyone with eyeballs can see the little black pixels in the lower right of the roof, where my version says "**** it". Your photoshop version, in your zeal to be me, is a fail.

Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-30-11 08:34 PM
THE SPARKLING HUSBAND PRIMITIVE, #02 TOP PRIMITIVE OF 2010
Response to Reply #11

14. How much ya wanna bet the anthropologizmacallit pins this to the top of his little forum?
   
I bet the smoking girl avater is the first one there.

Because of professional ethics, franksolich doesn't "sticky" his own threads to the top, unless they're official DUmpster business.

Sorry, bud, pal, no "sticky."

hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-30-11 09:25 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Reply #14

19. Okay...
   
I thought we were just playin' here. I don't get out much so yer gonna have to 'splain this one to me, coz I just ain't gettin' it. Is someone dissin' us for knowin' what the hell we're doing, just like their grandparents and great grandparents did? Hell, more than half of the folks I know around where I live, and who do the same if not more in this direction, would certainly be willing to kick some ass for being compared to a leftie. Sounds like someone's brains ain't screwed in all the way, if that's the case. Oh, wait a minute...

Denninmi Donating Member (715 posts) Wed Mar-30-11 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #19

20. Well, the thing about most conservatives I've met...
   
...there doesn't seem to be much wrong with them that megadoses of haloperidol and years of psychotherapy wouldn't cure.

hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-30-11 09:44 PM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
Response to Reply #20

21. Oh, hell...let them eat the crap that corporate Ag and the rest want them to eat, have trained them to crave and eat. We'll just outlive them.

Don't forget to look for it, folks--"Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter," coming out Easter morn, and dedicated to the sparkling husband primitive.

It might seem odd, Mrs. Alfred Packer being franksolich's muse.

But of course odd things happen to everybody all the time.

cordelia Donating Member (730 posts) Wed Mar-30-11 10:14 PM
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25. You know the hate mongers well.

Yeah, we do seem to know the hate mongers rather well, don't we?

Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Mar-30-11 08:39 PM
THE DEFROCKED WARPED PRIMITIVE
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15. I don't know what they'd make of me since I'm a fiber crafts person as well, taking wool right off a sheep's back and turning it into knitted or woven goods, doing all the processing along the way. Meanwhile, I have computers sitting around with their guts hanging out because I'm modifying them.

I guess since I know what I'm doing, I'd be a worthy study as a representative of the left. The far right just lives out of Walmart and congratulates itself on getting bargains.

But yes, Little People with Too Much Time on their Hands, this is what does distinguish the left. We're the ones who know what we're doing.

franksolich has a paltry 20,000 posts after three and a half years here; one wonders how that little number compares with the meganumber of posts by the defrocked warped primitive, the sparkling husband primitive, Mrs. Alfred Packer, et al. on Skins's island.

Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-30-11 09:54 PM
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22. Would one have to go outside of DU to know of what you speak?
   
If it involves any other website, then I really don't care. Or is it within DU?

I'm a bit clueless about this.

hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Thu Mar-31-11 12:22 AM
MRS. ALFRED PACKER
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27. You know what?
   
I am about as peaceable a person as I can possibly be, and I surely don't understand why folks have to pick on a little C&B forum. Isn't there enough vitriol over in GD to suit these folks? I mean, really? I don't go to their sites and I don't read their hate, I don't even read the hate that gets spewed here.

I mentioned upthread about some of the folks that live around here and that I deal with when buying food from the local farmers. Many of them are right-leaning folk, coz around here that's just the way it is. Even the majority of the so-called Dems here are so far from the left they can't even see it from where they stand. They're even right of center, if the truth be told. But you know what, when I buy my food from them, we mostly don't care about each others' politics. We care that we're all doing the right thing by the earth, the animals, the local economy, etc. The ones that I've come to know well, and really like, are reasonable people who can discuss things without acting like a wildcat with a burr up its butt. We can even joke about our differences.

So whoever wants to read our little forum and find fault with any of this, then I'm sorry for them. There are so many bigger issues in the world to deal with and worry about than this non-confrontational little group and what we eat. When people left AND right have all their collective bargaining rights yanked out from under them, when we go back to a system of unsafe, unfair and unhealthy work practices, then maybe they'll find something better to take issue with.

I wish people would stop and think for a moment and act like they have some damn sense about the things that effect us all and who the schemers and problem makers really are, rather than reacting like an old wild cat with a burr up its backside over stupid little crap.

E Pluribus Unum, my booty! Now, there's a motto who's seen its sun set, no?

/rant

NYC_SKP DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Thu Mar-31-11 12:56 AM
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28. Locking.
   
Certain places aren't to be discussed, even in the Cooking and Baking forum.

Cheers.

NYC_SKP, DU Moderator

[Carl]

Funny thing is that any one of you cockroaches at the DUmp can sign up or if you already have,freely post here.
Really annoys you lurking DUmb****s to have your little anti American hate fest opened for the normal public to see doesn`t it?

[Ballygrl]

I bet the smoking girl avater is the first one there.

For the millionth time, it's lipstick!

[Ballygrl]

I mentioned upthread about some of the folks that live around here and that I deal with when buying food from the local farmers. Many of them are right-leaning folk, coz around here that's just the way it is. Even the majority of the so-called Dems here are so far from the left they can't even see it from where they stand. They're even right of center, if the truth be told. But you know what, when I buy my food from them, we mostly don't care about each others' politics. We care that we're all doing the right thing by the earth, the animals, the local economy, etc. The ones that I've come to know well, and really like, are reasonable people who can discuss things without acting like a wildcat with a burr up its butt. We can even joke about our differences.

We say that all the time here too, and we don't do about confronting old people in parking lots, McDonalds, car repair shops etc. and the crowd at the public place cheers the person doing the on.

[franksolich]

For the millionth time, it's lipstick!

The sparkling husband primitive's eyesight is sort of, uh, wobbly.

Remember, the sparkling husband primitive's wife is putting stuff into his cocktails that does things like that.

I'm not getting this thing with tiaras and crowns (and so didn't bring most of it over); I don't recall connecting the sparkling husband primitive with any such thing.

I do notice that when going into the cockpit of conservativecave, to see who's reading what, there's a lot of lurkers reading old sparkling husband primitive campfires, some of them really ancient threads, so maybe I did a long time ago, and forgot.

[franksolich]

We say that all the time here too, and we don't do about confronting old people in parking lots, McDonalds, car repair shops etc. and the crowd at the public place cheers the person doing the on.

That's what's hilarious about Mrs. Alfred Packer and her neighbors--and yes, it's going to be in "Mrs. Alfred Packer does Easter"--she says all that, but Mrs. Alfred Packer is on record, too many times to count, disparaging the kind and gentle and aesthetic people of northeastern Oklahoma, some of the nicest people one can hope to meet.

Mrs. Alfred Packer doesn't dislike only Chinese, but also her own neighbors and coworkers.

Despite all appearances, Mrs. Alfred Packer is not a nice person.

[Ballygrl]

The sparkling husband primitive's eyesight is sort of, uh, wobbly.

Remember, the sparkling husband primitive's wife is putting stuff into his cocktails that does things like that.

I'm not getting this thing with tiaras and crowns (and so didn't bring most of it over); I don't recall connecting the sparkling husband primitive with any such thing.

I do notice that when going into the cockpit of conservativecave, to see who's reading what, there's a lot of lurkers reading old sparkling husband primitive campfires, some of them really ancient threads, so maybe I did a long time ago, and forgot.

frank, does Stinky have a crush on me? my cousins "Dominick the Don Juan" and "Joey yo wat cha doin" will be mad.

[franksolich]

frank, does Stinky have a crush on me? my cousins "Dominick the Don Juan" and "Joey yo wat cha doin" will be mad.

Well, considering the sparkling husband primitive already knows the sparkling husband primitive's wife entertains fantasies about running away with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street--he heard it here, first--he's Freudianly looking for another avenue for his own affections.

[Ballygrl]

Well, considering the sparkling husband primitive already knows the sparkling husband primitive's wife entertains fantasies about running away with the horsey Mrs. Tutweiler down the street--he heard it here, first--he's Freudianly looking for another avenue for his own affections.

Oh my!

[franksolich]

Oh my!

But the sparkling husband primitive's pretty old and flaccid.

And so despite all his dough, if I were you, I'd stick with your husband.

[Karin]

I think he does, Bally.  He always mentions "the smoking girl."  Bet you're flattered!  Sounds sexy.  

I don't think we make too much fun of the cooking DUmmies.  Except for remarking about their one-use appliances, or heaving over bad recipes such as Greenbriar's soup made with potatoes, water, & peas, we more often than not go into tangents about our own likes & dislikes and what we cook and eat.  Pretty benign, if you ask me, not worthy of Stinky's elevated BP.  

[franksolich]

Pretty benign, if you ask me, not worthy of Stinky's elevated BP.

I happen to know that right at this moment, the sparkling husband primitive is really vexed, chewing on the ceiling, because my fellow alum Skins won't let him say anything in response to us.

[Ballygrl]

Umm yeah, I'm sticking with my hubby, he's the best hubby ever.

The funny thing is I know I and other's wished him the best and to get well soon when he was MIA for a bit and we were hoping he was OK.

[franksolich]

The funny thing is I know I and other's wished him the best and to get well soon when he was MIA for a bit and we were hoping he was OK.

I was sweating bullets when the sparkling husband primitive was absent for a while, recently.

I figured either a heart attack, or a meeting with his business associates in San Francisco hadn't gone well, and that he might've acquired a pair of aquatic concrete boots.