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CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« on: March 09, 2011, 11:47:34 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Thu Mar-10-11 12:14 AM
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Revolution: my poem for the fighters in Wisconsin, and everywhere... 
 I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution

how can it be?

The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?

I read the news and it sounds so dire
but the sea was calm
the sky is tranquil the sunset beautiful

how can there be
war

the cool spring breeze
curls past my arm
but yet you say

we are in
for

war

I’m not afraid
of this
revolution

It’s time



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Well isn't that nice...

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2011, 12:02:16 AM »
She is to poetry what the english are to cuisine, or the french are to cleanliness.

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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2011, 12:25:35 AM »
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The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?


Watchdog barking,
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord!
Kill my landlord!

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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2011, 08:01:38 AM »
Man, the rhythm of that one demands a reading by William Shatner.
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2011, 08:06:59 AM »
My poetry glands have been permanently damaged.
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2011, 08:12:16 AM »
 :lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2011, 08:16:22 AM »
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I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution
I made it that far until I started laughing. 

C-I-L-L my landlord.
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« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2011, 08:25:18 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 10, 2011, 08:12:16 AM
:lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

DAMN YOU KARIN!!!!

Damn you!

Seriously!

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2011, 08:29:08 AM »
Quote from: Karin on March 10, 2011, 08:12:16 AM
Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

I'm still scarred for life by her claim that she'd protest naked. :ashamed:
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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2011, 08:39:57 AM »
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Outside my window I see a flag thats wavin
Hands joined together, everybodys celebrating, yeah


La la la la la la, outside my window
La la la la la la, everybodys lookin outside my window


(You) still need stars when youre wishin at night
A best friend to set you right, a good laugh, a warm bath
And a beautiful song you can sing along to
Good news thatll make you cry
All the little things that money cant buy
No wars, no more, just a big rainbow outside my window
La la la la la la (outside my window)
(La la la la la la, outside my window)
(Everybody look outside my window, la la la la la la)
(Outside outside)
  Sarah Buxton- Outside my window.
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« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2011, 10:25:32 AM »
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As for me us for the sake of being how in case of a certain, it is rotary that you inquire about my window and

that the bird call outside news says?

As for the world is there brewing of outside war of my window which is

quit? I read news, sound therefore but it is tremendous,

how there where it is the sunset which calm is

beautiful in case of a certain, whether it is, however but the cirque which passes the breeze my arm of the

war cool spring you calls the sky which has sea calm us it is for the sake of,

as for war me this rotary that you do not fear is time




Much better in Engrish.
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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2011, 11:18:24 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on March 10, 2011, 08:01:38 AM
Man, the rhythm of that one demands a reading by William Shatner.

Since I can't give you another Hi-5 yet, here:

This will have to do for now.
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« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2011, 12:12:22 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2011, 12:46:14 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 10, 2011, 11:18:24 AM
Since I can't give you another Hi-5 yet, here:

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #14 on: March 10, 2011, 01:56:32 PM »
A flashing bird

Talks of revolution

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Me sooooo horny.

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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2011, 02:59:26 PM »
After reading that the only image that comes to mind is Molly Shannon's SNL character "Mary Catherine Gallagher".

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2011, 04:38:12 PM »
awesome -- finally something to add to the big book of poetry !
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« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2011, 04:41:06 PM »
Quote from: miskie on March 10, 2011, 04:38:12 PM
awesome -- finally something to add to the big book of poetry !

I always feel badly that the Watchtower, the largest-circulation magazine in the world, didn't seem too interested in the CalPig's poetry.  The Watchtower's big now, but they'd be even bigger if they'd nibbled.

Probably I flubbed when I insisted that the CalPig grace their front cover, too.

I should've been a little more modest in my demands, but of course I was looking out for her.
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« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2011, 04:53:04 PM »
SNL 'Prose and Cons'

Just for you, GoBucks.  :-)
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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2011, 05:22:28 PM »
Added to the Big Book of Poetry..  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

Something new ! A poem written from the perspective of another 'famous' primitive..

Quote from: Revulsion

Revulsion: my poem for the homeless in Wisconsin, and everywhere... 

 I see the bird's crap on my car window
and fox news says we're in for
some revulsion

how can it be?

The crap glued
my windows shut
and the goo is oozing?

I read the news on my ipod
on borrowed library signal
the smog is brown the burning tires beautiful

how can there be
war

thats not against the
homeless plight
that d.u. ignores

why do you
say i

stink

I’m not afraid
of my
revulsion

click 'post new thread'



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« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2011, 05:24:40 PM »
For those who don't know, miskie's most-excellent Big Book of Poetry is in the DUmping Ground here.

The DUmping Ground's like the reference section of a library, while the DUmpster itself is the general circulation section.

I'd check out miskie's book, if one hasn't read it yet.
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2011, 05:38:44 PM »
IT'S A MAN BABY!!!! :thatsright:
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« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2011, 05:43:23 PM »
More CalPig poetry...

The horror, the horror...
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« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 05:44:13 PM »
Quote from: Karin on March 10, 2011, 08:12:16 AM
:lmao:  Gobucks, was that from SNL about a million years ago?  I had to reach deeeep into the memory banks. 

This isn't even poetry, this dopey post by Calpig.  It's just words.  I refuse to go over to the thread and see all the adulation.  Besides, I'm still scarred for life by that story she told of the football game. 

Only 9 people responded then of course CalPeg had to respond to them to keep bumping the thread.
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 08:17:02 PM »
That was a great poem Peg.
Got any more anti-American poetry, you commie?
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