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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2011, 08:40:44 PM »
Oh my. Dear Peggy. :-)
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

Spread my work ethic, not my wealth.

Forget change, bring back common sense.
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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2011, 08:50:39 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x600613

Well isn't that nice...

 :killemall: CalPig's Poetry

You say you want a revolution,
Well, you know
we all want to change the world.

But the DUggers are dreaming of Chairman Mao
And they can't get out of the basement anyhow.


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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2011, 09:36:21 PM »
You say you want a revolution,
Well, you know
we all want to change the world.

But the DUggers are dreaming of Chairman Mao
And they can't get out of the basement anyhow.



:lmao:+1 from an old Jarhead Huey crewchief/door gunner


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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2011, 09:47:02 PM »
:lmao:+1 from an old Jarhead Huey crewchief/door gunner

Thanks, from an old Army flight medic!

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2011, 12:31:26 PM »
Added to the Big Book of Poetry..  http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,46747.0.html

Something new ! A poem written from the perspective of another 'famous' primitive..


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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2011, 01:33:23 PM »
Let me see if I can help you out a little bit Peg:

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Revolution: my poem for the fighters in Wisconsin, and everywhere...
 I hear the birds call outside my window
and the news says we’re in for
a revolution

how can it be?

Because you people think there's a new revolution every freaking week!

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The world is quiet
outside my window
is there a war brewing?

Peg, darlin' you're in California, the only war you guys ever experience are against evil corporations, farmers who actually expect their lives to be worth more than a stupid sucker fish, and normal families that have both a mother and a father(of the opposite sex through nature not surgery)...married...living together in the same house.

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I read the news and it sounds so dire
but the sea was calm
the sky is tranquil the sunset beautiful

The news is dire but don't worry it will all be better in 2012. Oh, the water's only calm if you aren't near the exploding Pacific Ocean, you tool!

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how can there be
war

Because your president is the biggest ***** to ever sit in the White House and the world is exploding because a lack of leadership in the ONE DAMN COUNTRY the world looks to for leadership. In spite of their bitching, the world likes it better when we act like the adult. Oh sure they stomp their feet and call us names, but so does your average 2 year old when they're told "no".

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the cool spring breeze
curls past my arm
but yet you say

we are in
for

war

See above.

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I’m not afraid
of this
revolution

It’s time



© 2011 MLC

I should say so...I'm waiting for a revolution, too! I keep hearing on all the commercials how this or that product has a new formula that will revolutionize cleaning but every time I try a new product it hardly ever works the way the new "revolutionary" formula says it will! I blame the corporations! Especially the nonunion ones! Death to corporate whores! Revolution! Let's all write bad poetry and bitch on the Internets!!!

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2011, 01:41:57 PM »
Cindie, I wish I could give you more than one H5!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2011, 06:45:03 PM »
I had to go to town

My pickup

It was dirty. dirty, dirty

They changed the oil

It was black, black, black

drip, drip, drip went the oil


HEY NOW! Wadda U mean it ain't poetry...it's in Calpiggy form ain't it. 
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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #33 on: March 11, 2011, 06:54:51 PM »
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Brought a tear to my eye. Just...so moving...

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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #34 on: March 11, 2011, 07:23:06 PM »
Cindie, I wish I could give you more than one H5!
I pitched in the other one  :II:


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Re: CalPig Surfaces (MORE POETRY!)
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2011, 09:51:21 PM »
I pitched in the other one  :II:

H5 to you for having my back!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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