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Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:55:49 PM »
DUmmies complain about everything, all the time, so this thread set off a raging bonfire:
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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 10:16 AM
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51percent of women say they'd skip sex for a year in a trade for being skinny
Would you give up sex to be thin?

Fitness magazine asked 2,400 women if they would sacrifice a full year of sex to be skinny -- and 51 percent said yes.

That was just one of the surprising results of the magazine's new diet survey - a survey that underscored the serious self-esteem and body issues many women have today.

Other findings: 43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight, 39 percent have taken diet pills, and 40 percent went on their first diet, not only in high school, but possibly in middle school.

On "The Early Show on Saturday Morning," contributor Dr. Jennifer Hartstein, a psychologist, said the survey "really says a lot about (women's) body image. Another study I saw yesterday said 61 percent of women are thinking about what their body looks like while they're having sex.

Blah, blah
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/02/19/earlyshow/sat...
 
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x471330#481152


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pipi_k  (1000+ posts)       Mon Feb-21-11 10:41 AM
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12. It's not just about vanity and self-absorption...
I'm overweight.

My body hurts. All the time.

My knees ache. I can't even bend over to clip my own damned toenails. I can just barely get my own socks on.

Instead of taking a shower, I would love to sit in my bathtub for a soak every once in a while but I can't without having to ask for help getting up.

If I use a restroom other than my own (public or private) I always worry that I won't be able to get back up and have to call for help. This nearly happened one time in a restaurant.

I think we'll give DUmmy pipi_k a pass on this one.

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Beacool  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 12:04 PM
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57. I think that they were kidding.
But my response to that would be that if they were better lovers the wives wouldn't mind having sex regularly with them.

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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:14 PM
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70. and how many of those women
pull out the vibrator when hubby walks out the door. 


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SwampG8r  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:47 PM
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75. my wife must be trying to win a skinny competition
mean i use my best stuff (remember i am a floridian) and get little to no response
gems like "hey...you awake...?" and "c'mon baby i aint that drunk" or the classic "swear to god honey i swear i thought it was you not your sister" for reals yall i am bringing my a game here
i didnt get a response with "we still got 5 minutes" either
florida women have been ruined by modern american life

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slackmaster  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 09:55 PM
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28. I'd skip skinny women if I could have sex every day for a year
 
 

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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 09:29 AM
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31. Why isn't my wife a toothpick then?

 
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truebrit71  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 11:43 AM
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50. Guess that makes my ex-wife a borderline anorexic...


The CalPig chimes in:
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.

Love that aching seed....blink, blink, blink, blink

Gotta say, it's a little disappointing the Buick hasn't screeched to a stop at this one.
 
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2011, 02:01:26 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.


If CalPiggy got skinny, she couldn't hide that adam's apple nearly as well, now could she?
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2011, 02:04:08 PM »
Never any shortage of mental masturbation over at the DUmp...
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2011, 02:06:52 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.



That's nasty.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2011, 02:07:28 PM »
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SwampG8r  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:47 PM
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75. my wife must be trying to win a skinny competition
mean i use my best stuff (remember i am a floridian) and get little to no response
gems like "hey...you awake...?" and "c'mon baby i aint that drunk" or the classic "swear to god honey i swear i thought it was you not your sister" for reals yall i am bringing my a game here
i didnt get a response with "we still got 5 minutes" either
florida women have been ruined by modern american life

Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2011, 02:12:19 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  

His wife is sleeping with the pool boy.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2011, 02:17:18 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on February 22, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
His wife is sleeping with the pool boy.

 :rotf:

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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2011, 02:21:07 PM »
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43 percent of the women in the study have skipped meals regularly to lose weight

Skipping meals isn't good at all, by skipping meals your body goes into protection mode and stores fat, you need to eat many meals per day, I eat I'd say 6-7 times a day, you need to keep your metabolism moving and by eating frequently it does.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2011, 02:31:04 PM »
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 22, 2011, 01:55:49 PM
Gotta say, it's a little disappointing the Buick hasn't screeched to a stop at this one.

No, it's not.  It's actually vomit-reducing. :puke:
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2011, 03:06:12 PM »
Well, I wandered over, and here's the thing.  The DUmmies don't get that it was a hypothetical question, as in, "what would you give up if only you could magically be skinny?"  They instead went into the caloric-burning aspects of boinking.  DUmb. 

Last post was a TMI about how doing it yourself is easier and quicker. 


(Psssst, DUmmy--it's not as good, but you'll never know.)
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2011, 03:13:12 PM »
Quote from: Karin on February 22, 2011, 03:06:12 PM
Last post was a TMI about how doing it yourself is easier and quicker. 

(Psssst, DUmmy--it's not as good, but you'll never know.)

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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2011, 03:23:54 PM »
Sex is good workout.  Why would someone have to skip it in order to be skinny instead?  Just sayin..

And EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW to that whole thread anyway.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2011, 03:29:48 PM »
pipi-k sounds like one of those people that are riding around on a Hoover Round.  The carts that have the vacuum attachment for food.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2011, 03:34:13 PM »
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pipi-k sounds like one of those people that are riding around on a Hoover Round.  The carts that have the vacuum attachment for food.

You mean, like this?

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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2011, 03:53:16 PM »
Quote from: CactusCarlos on February 22, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  Can anyone translate this gibberish?  

Yes I can.

He's saying he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, even with 100 dollar bills stuck all over his rotund body.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2011, 04:30:34 PM »
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2011, 05:10:21 PM »
Just what the world needs. A herd of fat, socialist DU tramps. They remain fat in order to have more sex, hoping to breed, thus increasing their welfare check.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2011, 07:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 22, 2011, 03:34:13 PM
You mean, like this?
That's epic. Gotta love the Pringle's can in her hands. "Once you pop,....you can't stop"!  :rotf:
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« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2011, 08:02:31 PM »
Quote from: true_blood on February 22, 2011, 07:40:24 PM
That's epic. Gotta love the Pringle's can in her hands. "Once you pop,....you can't stop"!  :rotf:

The pink gives her a feminine sex appeal. Hubba-hubba.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #20 on: February 22, 2011, 08:12:28 PM »
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Beacool  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 12:04 PM
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57. I think that they were kidding.
But my response to that would be that if they were better lovers the wives wouldn't mind having sex regularly with them.

So the wife shouldn't be actively engaged in good lovin'? Does the DUmmie think she should simply lay there mentally clipping coupons and if she happens to get a thrill, let out a little whimper? Why not just use inflatable dolls.

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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2011, 08:16:21 PM »
Sex and CalPeg shouldn't be in the same sentence. barf.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #22 on: February 22, 2011, 09:44:58 PM »
Quote from: miskie on February 22, 2011, 08:16:21 PM
Sex and CalPeg shouldn't be in the same sentence. barf.

Exception.

What sex is CPeg?
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #23 on: February 22, 2011, 09:46:32 PM »
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Exception.

What sex is CPeg?

Reincarnated Marshall Applewhite AKA "Do".
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #24 on: February 22, 2011, 10:46:12 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on February 22, 2011, 09:46:32 PM
Reincarnated Marshall Applewhite AKA "Do".

Androgenous,  yes?
 :cheersmate:BTW for the comparison.  They were maybe separated at birth, which is why she didn't beam up to the mothership with the rest of the  :mental:Heaven's Gate :loser:
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