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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2011, 10:58:14 AM »
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seabeyond  (1000+ posts)        Tue Feb-22-11 01:14 PM
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70. and how many of those women
pull out the vibrator when hubby walks out the door. 


It was a poorly-worded survey, since most of the 51% probably did not mean they would give up sex with themselves, just sex with other people.
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2011, 12:44:12 PM »
Calpiggy found a lover
His name was Applewhite
No balls below his polar
His thingy therefore quit
It was on the Blink-blink-blink
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2011, 02:37:15 PM »
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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Mon Feb-21-11 10:16 AM
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51percent of women say they'd skip sex for a year in a trade for being skinny
Would you give up sex to be thin?

Well it could be 51% of their readers are fat and ugly, not gettin' laid in the first place, so wouldn't be givin' up a damn thing!

Ever think of that DUmbass?

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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)         Tue Feb-22-11 12:16 PM
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64. NOT this woman! Good grief.

Is this insinuating the CalPig engages in se.............................Oh good grief, I just can't say it! Oh the humanity!
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Re: Sex At The DUmp - Here Comes The CalPig
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2011, 03:18:13 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 23, 2011, 12:44:12 PM
Calpiggy found a lover
His name was Applewhite
No balls below his polar
His thingy therefore quit
It was on the Blink-blink-blink


Oh, Good Lord, totally worth a HI5! :lmao: :cheersmate:
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