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Offline Tess Anderson

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"I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« on: February 20, 2011, 12:55:23 PM »
One from a nOOb DUmmy:

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Project Grudge (221 posts)      Sun Feb-20-11 12:36 PM
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I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out.
 I work 40 hours a week and volunteer to teach another 10 hours. So I relax during my one day off a week.

I was leaving a friend's and had just turned onto MY BLOCK when I was pulled over within eyesight of my house. The cop had me step out of the car and then he preceded to tell me my license plate light doesn't work. (Which is true because my older model doesn't even have one.)

He had me step out of the car and do sobriety tests after sobriety tests. I followed my eyes with the officer's pen. Then I walked a straight line. He had me blow into a breathalyzer where I blew a 000. Then he had me balance myself on one foot. It was early in the cold morning (I had smoked a couple of hours before hand) and I had difficulty doing it. Now he had probable cause and searched my vehicle where he found a little weed.

I've never been in trouble with the law before and I'm trying to go to grad school. I'm so terrified that having "Possession" on my record will prevent me from getting aid and getting a good job.
Keep in mind, the back of my garage always has graffiti on it and I hear of burglaries in my neighborhood all the time. However, I never hear of any of these being solved or arrests being made. I hate being poor.
 
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 01:04:39 PM »
:rotf:

I've been pulled over a block from my house before.  My license plate light was burned out.  We have a few bars up the road from my parent's house.  Cop pulled me over, let me know that my light was burned out and to get it replaced, and wanted to make sure I wasn't driving under the influence.  I did not receive any sobriety tests because I didn't appear drunk.  I gave the officer respect and told him 'thanks' for the heads up on my license plate light.  He told me to have a wonderful evening and be safe if I go out later.

If you were worried about being in trouble and having possession on you record, why would you carry around weed?  Just saying.

And the graffiti IS annoying.  But police and even residents rarely catch the culprits.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 01:05:31 PM »
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the back of my garage always has graffiti on it and I hear of burglaries in my neighborhood all the time. However, I never hear of any of these being solved or arrests being made.

We'd love to bust these graffiti artists and burglars, but idiots like you who somehow think it's wise to carry pot IN THEIR CAR keep us tied up!   :stoner:
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 01:10:57 PM »
"I'm a loser pothead and now that mean old cop ruined my life so everybody knows I'm a loser pothead"...
 :crybaby: :rofl: :violinwhack: :tazeme: :busted: :jerkit: :sosad: :loser2: :doh: :bwah: :overreaction: :stoner:
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 01:14:51 PM »
That OP is full of stereotypes, I say a mole looking for cred.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 01:23:23 PM »
Quote from: FreeBorn on February 20, 2011, 01:10:57 PM
"I'm a loser pothead and now that mean old cop ruined my life so everybody knows I'm a loser pothead"...
 :crybaby: :rofl: :violinwhack: :tazeme: :busted: :jerkit: :sosad: :loser2: :doh: :bwah: :overreaction: :stoner:


You're good.  H5.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 01:34:28 PM »
DUMBAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS if you stay away from the weed you wouldn't be looking at getting arrested. Not many employers look fondly to having some dope addled employee potentially causing problems at work.  Go and get your sorry goat smelling ass to work and clean up your act and maybe someday you get promoted from working the counter at the movie theater to working the projection booth.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 01:38:49 PM »
You're good.  H5.
Nah, TexasCop's pic is freakin' awesome. That zoned out chic playing with the door stopper is classic... :rotf:
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 01:40:04 PM »
OMG -- that is a freakin 4 alarm fire now with bobbo lecturing them all, and threw in a nice diss on the hearts too.    Nice find Tess.

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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011, 01:43:13 PM »
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42. People here can send money by the buckets to Wisconsin, to MUDDLECLASS PROTESTORS
   
, but none of you can bother to chip in a few bucks to help someone who REALLY needs it?

Heart, much?

You sing it bobbo.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011, 01:48:21 PM »
42. People here can send money by the buckets to Wisconsin, to MUDDLECLASS PROTESTORS

The Libtards have a rank structure? Gee, whodathunk!

I threw a "helpful" post over there for Project Grunge and amazingly it's still there.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011, 01:54:58 PM »
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I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out.

He had me step out of the car and do sobriety tests after sobriety tests. I followed my eyes with the officer's pen.

Huh? What?
Dude, you are STILL stoned!

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I've never been in trouble with the law before and I'm trying to go to grad school. I'm so terrified that having "Possession" on my record will prevent me from getting aid and getting a good job.
Well, you can still get a job at a refer dispensery in California working with all those other career minded life-long graduate students.

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Keep in mind, the back of my garage always has graffiti on it

If you don't like the graffiti on the back of your garage, get rid of the Krylon and pick up a different hobby.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2011, 01:55:36 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on February 20, 2011, 01:14:51 PM
That OP is full of stereotypes, I say a mole looking for cred.

 
I dunno, they do sound like a doper.  We get one of the following statements nearly ever time:
 
1.  The government shouldn't be able to control what I put into my body.
2.  Don't you have real criminals you can be arresting?  I had a friend who had her car broken into and the cops never put this much effort into finding the criminal.
3.  It's only a plant.  If God didn't want us to enjoy it, He wouldn't have let it grow.

The poster hit #2 pretty dead on.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011, 03:30:44 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 20, 2011, 01:05:31 PM

We'd love to bust these graffiti artists and burglars, but idiots like you who somehow think it's wise to carry pot IN THEIR CAR keep us tied up!   :stoner:
That picture looks like me waiting for the movers to show up a few years back. I packed all my books and was kicking myself for two hours for doing that.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2011, 03:40:44 PM »
Quote from: TexasCop on February 20, 2011, 01:55:36 PM

 
I dunno, they do sound like a doper.  We get one of the following statements nearly ever time:
 
1.  The government shouldn't be able to control what I put into my body.
2.  Don't you have real criminals you can be arresting?  I had a friend who had her car broken into and the cops never put this much effort into finding the criminal.
3.  It's only a plant.  If God didn't want us to enjoy it, He wouldn't have let it grow.

The poster hit #2 pretty dead on.
All you have to do is add 4. Dismantle the military, and you would have the Libertarian platform in nutshell.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2011, 03:41:19 PM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on February 20, 2011, 03:30:44 PM
That picture looks like me waiting for the movers to show up a few years back. I packed all my books and was kicking myself for two hours for doing that.

I can't stop staring at it....
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2011, 03:45:42 PM »
The doper hates "being poor?"  I've been keeping up on what weed costs.  Stop buying it and s/he can move to a better neighborhood.

And TexasCop: I liked your comment about stupid people who keep pot in their cars wasting your time.  No kidding.  There's a reason it's called being "wasted."
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2011, 03:54:55 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on February 20, 2011, 01:40:04 PM
OMG -- that is a freakin 4 alarm fire now with bobbo lecturing them all, and threw in a nice diss on the hearts too.    Nice find Tess.

 :popcorn:



I'm surprised Bobo didn't attack the Grovelbot in that thread, too. She's on a roll.

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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2011, 03:56:42 PM »
I know it's a silly thing to ask a DUmmy to use logic, but here's the thing.  We don't know who the bad guys are.  We DO know that bad guys usually use cars to get to and from the scene of their respective crime.  That means we have to play a cat and mouse game of figuring out which car has the bad guy in it.  It's like a real-life game of Whack-a-Mole, but with turds.  When that officer stopped that DUmmy, he was probably looking either for an impaired driver or all-around-bad-guy.  As that officer was processing DUmmy for his dope charge, that burglar he's bitching about probably drove right past the officer.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2011, 05:28:37 PM »
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he preceded to tell me my license plate light doesn't work. (Which is true because my older model doesn't even have one.)

Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?

Just curious.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2011, 05:31:52 PM »
Quote from: beefeater on February 20, 2011, 05:28:37 PM
Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?

Just curious.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2011, 06:06:06 PM »
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #22 on: February 20, 2011, 06:10:41 PM »
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I hate being poor.

Yet this person buys marijuana?

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on February 20, 2011, 01:04:39 PM
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I've been pulled over a block from my house before.  My license plate light was burned out.  We have a few bars up the road from my parent's house.  Cop pulled me over, let me know that my light was burned out and to get it replaced, and wanted to make sure I wasn't driving under the influence.  I did not receive any sobriety tests because I didn't appear drunk.  I gave the officer respect and told him 'thanks' for the heads up on my license plate light.  He told me to have a wonderful evening and be safe if I go out later.

The Police around here a like that too. I've always given cops respect and I've never had any issues with them.
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2011, 06:45:02 PM »
Quote from: beefeater on February 20, 2011, 05:28:37 PM
Ummm, how old of a vehicle do you have to be driving that doesn't have a plate light?

Just curious.

I had a 1996 Nissan 240SX when I had my light burn out... I believe it was 2004 I was pulled over.  Then a couple weeks later, I had to replace my blinkers and brake lights.  All of the lights went out all at once.  Which was convenient for me to do a huge shopping trip at Auto Zone.  lol
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Re: "I was pulled over yesterday and am now freaking out." (Project Grudge}
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2011, 08:55:47 PM »
My 59 Apache has an OEM  license plate light.

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