Huh? What?
Dude, you are STILL stoned!
Well, you can still get a job at a refer dispensery in California working with all those other career minded life-long graduate students.
If you don't like the graffiti on the back of your garage, get rid of the Krylon and pick up a different hobby.
When I lived in Spokane, if I ever caught one of those ****in' "taggers", I body slammed 'em, all the while yellin' in my best Gomer Pyle, "Citizens Ah-rae-isst, Citizens Ah-rae-isssst!!". Then held 'em until the cops showed up. Caught one asshole tryin' to "tag" my garage, since it had a door to the alley, that time I just let the dogs have 'im'! At the time I had about ½ a sled team! Thew alpha female was one bad sum bitch! Once she went after somethin', the rest followed with jubilant fervor!