What would a libtard guerrilla army look like? What would the hippies arm themselves with, woolen hand grenades?
How would the Rainbow Regiment attack, by flailing their purses at the enemy?
I can picture a Code Pink squad ditty bopping along in a classic cluster ****, aimlessly wandering into a textbook L ambush and responding by screaming their nonsensical bullshit slogans and waving their placards feverishly as they get mowed down. Priceless. 
They would have a precious few who would be competent,
but a libtard army would be on the run in short order.Hmmm, in the last Democrat started civil war, they controlled the south, its now a conservative stronghold.
In a new civil war, we get to invade the coasts and take liberty in Disneyland! The only downside would be cleaning out the Lib spider holes in Vermont. At least Maine is a pretty place to invade.