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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2011, 12:11:46 PM »
Before your fingers hit the ****ing keyboard, take time to figure out what others are trying to say.  Because no one knows what you are trying to say.







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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2011, 12:17:23 PM »
The crushed, "Wha?......who?......ME?" response in 3...2...1......followed up by another story and another promise to remember to close the cereal box the next time she pours herself a bowl.


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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2011, 12:18:28 PM »
I like pie....

Lemon? Or are you still twaddling in that coconut cream stuff?
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2011, 12:21:26 PM »
Lemon? Or are you still twaddling in that coconut cream stuff?

Coconut Cream Pie is so awesome.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2011, 12:22:42 PM »
Coconut Cream Pie is so awesome.

Well, okay, if you absolutely must, but you have to scrape that godawful meringue off of it. I will not have MERINGUE on my pie!!!!!
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2011, 12:24:10 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ysuG2O0zw[/youtube]

A trailer.  How incredibly appropriate.

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2011, 12:28:09 PM »
Well, okay, if you absolutely must, but you have to scrape that godawful meringue off of it. I will not have MERINGUE on my pie!!!!!

It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2011, 12:29:37 PM »
It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?

Apple pie (hot) with melted butter and vanilla ice cream






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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2011, 12:31:08 PM »
Apple pie (hot) with melted butter and vanilla ice cream

Like with real apples?  Not from-a-can apples? I can do that too.  I  :heart: pie.  Never met one I didn't like. 
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2011, 12:35:19 PM »
A trailer.  How incredibly appropriate.

 :whatever:

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2011, 12:38:07 PM »
So happy to see I awoke you on a slow Monday morning.

You are all good folks and I cannot help pulling your tails now and then.

Some how it amazes me that no one wants to debate or do more then yell Liar to my posts,.

Oh well just have to put up with me or put me on ignore---no big deal hubby has had me on ignore for 20 years. :lmao: :lmao:

what the hell are you debating?  you only tell of your musings.  You can't keep feeding us a bucket of shit and not expect us to say it tastes like shit.






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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2011, 01:23:11 PM »
Who the **** taught you to speak?  They need the shit beat out of them :hammer:

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2011, 01:27:32 PM »
I can't read her posts.  I start hearing Charlie Brown's teacher in my head.  Wah wha wah wha waaah.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2011, 01:51:33 PM »
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
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Never met one I didn't like.
  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 

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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2011, 01:56:35 PM »
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
Anyway,  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 

Woohoo!  More for me!!!!!   :tongue:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2011, 02:20:00 PM »
It's just fine without meringue.  Wanna share?

Whipped cream with toasted coconut on top is mo betta.  :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2011, 02:21:32 PM »
Whipped cream with toasted coconut on top is mo betta.  :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

That's cool.  I can dig it. 
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2011, 02:21:52 PM »
what the hell are you debating?  you only tell of your musings.  You can't keep feeding us a bucket of shit and not expect us to say it tastes like shit.

Musings? Lord God, Gina, can't you tell INSANITY from mere MUSINGS??????
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »
Yeah, she got to scolding Mamacaggs over something once, don't remember, but it was personal in nature, like motherhood or something.  That was it for me. 
Anyway,  Pecan pie is vile.  And don't be showing me any of that coconut shit. 

I'm with Tots. Never met a pie I didn't like - except for that lemon meringue shit. Key lime is another poor excuse for cheating on a diet.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2011, 02:24:31 PM »
I'm with Tots. Never met a pie I didn't like - except for that lemon meringue shit. Key lime is another poor excuse for cheating on a diet.

I agree, meringue is ooky.  But, if you scrape it off, the guts aren't bad.   :-)
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2011, 02:28:24 PM »
I agree, meringue is ooky.  But, if you scrape it off, the guts aren't bad.   :-)

One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2011, 02:30:13 PM »
One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )

Double dog dare ya to dress her in white before the pie.   :whistling:
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2011, 02:32:06 PM »
One of the local orchards here does a "Very Berry Pie" that is easily worth killing over, IMHO.  Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries baked into it.  I'm introducing The Heiress to it this week.  (That should go over real well. :yahoo: )

Marie Callendar also has what they call a "Razzleberry" pie. All sorts of berries mixed together. Excellent stuff, for a frozen pie.
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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2011, 02:32:43 PM »
Marie Callendar also has what they call a "Razzleberry" pie. All sorts of berries mixed together. Excellent stuff, for a frozen pie.

Razzleberry?  really?  that is so gay :lmao:






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Re: The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2011, 02:33:35 PM »
I just noticed that Jesco White did a voice-over for "The Squidbillies" TV show. That is the perfect pairing. They are the mirror image of each other.
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